#1
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mad/740837104.html

Some guitarist is looking for a woman. Anyone want to help him out?

Think about the scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark when the Holy Spirit (or whatever the hell that poorly rendered gaseous conglomerate was supposed to be) ravaged the Nazis by melting their flesh from their mortal bones. This is what my guitar playing does, except there is only vapor left, no bones.


the single thing that will hold my attention, is a woman who can listen to my terror-inspiring, WMD-unleashing, virgin-defiling, hell-bent-on-misanthropic-destruction tornado of picking and whammy bar stunts without dying immediately.

If you think you can witness the senseless and brutalizing destruction that is my guitar playing without being maimed, incinerated, mutilated, lacerated, or dismembered in any way, please send me an email and I will arrange a meeting.


So what lucky lady gets paired up with him?

Sorry if it's old, just thought I'd share.
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#2
I bet he sucks. (At guitar)
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#5
I would totally go gay for him... I am probably the straightest guy on this forum.
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#6
Well....he has a good vocabulary. Other than that I find him repugnant and revolting. So he's bound to score
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#7
I am a wanted man in 48 states for assaulting an officer via sweep picking, and my guitar playing has been banned in Norway for causing several churches to burn to the ground. And yeah, I've never been to Norway.


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#11
This the same guy who wanted to start a band but was too good to work with normal humans?
He was cool.
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#12
Quote by Ticket48
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mad/740837104.html

Some guitarist is looking for a woman. Anyone want to help him out?


So what lucky lady gets paired up with him?

Sorry if it's old, just thought I'd share.


I posted it already on the Best of Craigslist thread. It's hilarious, though, so it's alright.
#13
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Yah I nearly snapped my own neck when I read that.
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#15
He's gonna unleash the fookin' fury on your ass, woman.
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