#1
I would be Iron Man, and here's why:

1. Tony Stark is a rich motherf*cker.

2. He gets laid all the time.

3. He doesn't wear tights.

4. He has rich guy clothes.

5. He drives million dollar cars.

6. His suit can make him go faster than the speed of sound.

7. His house is ridiculously luxurious.

8. He's a genius.

9. Again, he's a rich motherf*cker.
#3
superman...he looks normal but he's freakishly strong and can fly

also whats with the superhero threads lately
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#5
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Do I really have to give a reason why?

i havent seen one of those books in years...i used to read them when i was a kid
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#8

i havent seen one of those books in years...i used to read them when i was a kid

Same here..I just thought of it randomly when I saw this thread.
#9
I love how with all the super-hero movies coming out this summer, every montherf*cker and their brother thinks they know what they're talking about.

Here's one that hasn't been ruined by the mainstream: the Martian Manhunter. A. I can transform into any form I want. B. SUper strength, laser vision, flight. C. Telepathic.


I just owned you guys.
#10
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superman...he looks normal but he's freakishly strong and can fly

also whats with the superhero threads lately

And he wears geeky-ass glasses w00t
#11
Lobo, if he counts as a Superhero.

If you don't know who he is, you need to seriously reconsider your worth as a human being.

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#13
If I could be a superhero
I'd be Immigration Dude
I’d send all the foreigners back to their homes
For eating up all of our food
And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
Like landscaping......dishwashing....picking our fruit
I’d pass a lot of laws to get rid of their food
‘Cause I’d be Immigration Dude
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#17
I'd be Mr. Fantastic, I'm Mr. Big now...but...why not be Mr. I-Can-Be-However-Big-I-Want....eh?...EH?
#19
Bible Man.

1. He's the Caped Christian.
2. He has a lightsaber.
3. He saved a kid from depression induced by having a bad science project.
4. He uses the power of faith to conquer evil.
5. He used to be evil untill one day, he was crying in the rain and a bible apeared out of nowhere.
#20
I would be Tony Stark, not Iron Man. I would have the ability to build anything in a cave, provided I had a bunch of scraps.