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#1
just in everyday life
what other people do that you think,"ffs thats so freaking annoying"

ill start
people who listen to 1 song by a band and then go,oh i love *said band* and then a few days later they listen to another song and go,oh they aint really that great.
that really gets on my nerves
what bout you?
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#3
when my ****ing videos wont load on youtube and do it in parts becuase our nets so ****ing SLOW!
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#4
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when my ****ing videos wont load on youtube and do it in parts becuase our nets so ****ing SLOW!

+1 thats so freaking annoying
and when it takes like 10 minutes for bebo to upload new pictures
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#5
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when my ****ing videos wont load on youtube and do it in parts becuase our nets so ****ing SLOW!

LMFAO!
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People that go "OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!" and they get all cheery and happy and prancy and they sing along to it. I just wanna knock them out completely.
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#7
its so damn annoying!
i have to keep pausing everything to wait for it to load before i can watch it and that takes almost aslong as the song does to PLAY
BEAT IT, BUT NOT IN FRONT OF CHILDREN YOU DIRTY C***!-Mel Gimpsuit
#8
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People that go "OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!" and they get all cheery and happy and prancy and they sing along to it. I just wanna knock them out completely.



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#9
People who think Crank Dat is a good song, coming from someone who actually listens to mainstream rap and techno, it's fucking terrible.

Crest tooth paste, people who drink Pepsi, people who say shred has no emotion, people who scoop their mids to 0, when my pants aren't long enough, sweating, my car not working, and women on their period. =\
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#10
when i used to walk into school (when i went to school) in the morning, i was always really tired and people used to always assume something was bothering me, so every morning someone was like 'OMG whats wrong ross?'. that used to piss me off
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#11
the people in the pit who post "OLD" to a topic

not everyone is in the pit 24/7

some people here are worst than /b/tards
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#12
When someone responds to a thread with a quote and "This", even when it's me they're quoting.

When people are eating and they scrape their knife and fork against each other and their plate.
#13
when my friends all seem to follow one person (usually a particular girl) everywhere, cos they think that they're just the best!!
& that girl thinks the world revoloves around her
the other week me & a couple mates were sitting on a bench & she came over asking why we were depressed & we quite clearly wernt cos we were jokin & laughin, but cos we wernt with her she assumed we MUST be depressed!!
#14
fretless.

He bugs me.
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#16
This bugs me all the time:
When people talk during movies. It doesn't matter if I'm at the theater or watching a DVD at home...STFU!!!!!!!!!

This bugs me right now:
My air conditioner in my car stopped working. UGH! I live in Texas! It's freakin' hot! $1500 to get the thing fixed!

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*gets back to work*
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#17
American tourists. I wouldn't mind the accents that much if they just spoke quietly, but when you're sitting on a busy underground going back home and you hear a loud southern accent pierce through the hustle and bustle of people chatting it's really annoying. Like nails on a chalkboard.
Also people who are ignorant of politics. It's pretty damn important but so many people just don't care about it.

EDIT: Also, having no friends around during the summer holidays. I just really wanna go have some fun, get trashed and relax, but nobody is here.
#18
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When people fill their sigs with smileys.

Especially when they're the silly devil ones.

Outside of UG: Gok Wan.


Jesus bastarding Christ, how could I forget him!

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#19
People who are late.

People who talk when you are watching a film. I have a friend that has to keep a running commentary on every film. It's so ****ing annoying.

****-suckers in The Pit, meaning people who rape the Modz.

People with big sigs.

Tourists that feed the seagulls that proceed to **** on the locals' heads.

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#20
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Jesus bastarding Christ, how could I forget him!



+1
hes a moron
hold on..thats an insult to morons|:S
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#21
Humidity

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#23
Sex ads in youtube comments

actually all youtube comments
I'm so hip your grandpa broke me.
#24
People in supermarkets who take up much more room than they need. Why do people need to abandon their trolley in the middle of the fecking aisle to pick up bananas!? Get out of my bloody way!
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#25
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People in supermarkets who take up much more room than they need. Why do people need to abandon their trolley in the middle of the fecking aisle to pick up bananas!? Get out of my bloody way!


I work in a supermarket (Tesco - future overlords of the Universe) and I do get pretty annoyed by that. Also when a group of fucking fifty decide to congregate in the middle of the aisles and reminisce about times past.
#26
I have more

On UG

Already been mentioned, but praise sigs.

Idiots who say "+1" or "this." You're not adding anything to the conversation, moron.

The "mischievous" looking green smiley people use to the left of thread titles. Simply because most threads have have it are rubbish, and were posted by idiots.

In teh real world

Jonathan Ross

Didier Drogba

People who won't accept the fact I don't drink. I've already politely said no, now offer me that bottle again, and I'll pour the contents over your head.

My dogs stealing my shoes. They don't even wear shoes!

People telling me about things they know full well I'm not interested in. I am never going to care about The Sims. Ever.

When the person I'm walking round town with goes into a shop without saying anything. Because I never notice, and I end up walking partway down the street on my own, talking to myself.

When games can't decide whether they're going to work or not. If you're not going to, then just stop working during the first loading screens. Don't wait till I've played most of a level, then die.

Children.

Almost every advert ever.
#27
when i tell people that i fish, then they automatically assume i eat the fish i catch. but when i tell them i let them go they think i'm crazy and don't understand why i fish.

when people think i'm weird because i sometimes make a video of me playing guitar
#28
When you have to explain something to someone several times because they don't listen.

Also, when I'm saying something to my Mum and it goes like this
Me: Oh and can you-
Mum: What?

Asking what I said before I'd finished saying it, or barely even started. Grrr silly lady.

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#29
People who take every opportunity presented use colored text. "lulz guiz its blooo!!1!"
Also, threads that have been done many times before. <.< >.>

Off of UG,

4chan.

Douchebags with popped collars, plaid shorts, and too-small polo shirts.

Moderators that practically masturbate to themselves.

Fender Basses.

Asshats with "witty" T-shirts.


EDIT: And Led Zeppelin/Classic Rock fanboys.
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#30
2 things:

1) When I'm Airsofting and my battery dies in the middle of the round so i have to take like five mins to grab a new battery and place it back in...

2) When people can't keep the TV on the same channel, they always fukin change it during comercials and you end up missing a couple of minutes ONCE they change it back...
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#32
When Motley Crue released a cd that sound like Nickelback attempting def leppard. or just any other band that screwed up recently, or just new bands that get loads of cash and don't have an ounce of talent to back them up.
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#35
rap/techno/boob ----- "music"

terrorists (fuc*ing scum of the earth)

the look of telecasters (just the looks)

commercials for CD's like "ultimate dance mania" "trance dance" and sh*t*

when someone makes techno remixes of normal songs

people that think smoking/drinking/drugs are cool

wasps and bees... I want to make them extinct!(oh, and flies too!)

people that listen ONLY to metallica

the heat

feedback(ecxept when done on purpose)

sweating

when windows vista won't run my PC games

my MP3 player is broken, so I can't listen to music while walking my dog

drama shows on TV

popup's

when I have to ask my parents a question 5 times before they react... and when they react they say: "What?"

people that act like homosexuals, but are straight (metrosexuals I think it's called)

people that snook and touch things that aren't their's

people that use thei're bicycles in the road instead of the small road one the side that is made for bicycles.(you probably don't know what I'm talking about, but it's annoying

when a pizza-commercial shows a pizza with lots and lots of cheese, but when you buy it, it barley has any cheese at all.

when people talk way too loud in public places
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and my dog snores... LOUD!!!
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#36
Quote by _-Joey-_
when my friends all seem to follow one person (usually a particular girl) everywhere, cos they think that they're just the best!!
& that girl thinks the world revoloves around her
the other week me & a couple mates were sitting on a bench & she came over asking why we were depressed & we quite clearly wernt cos we were jokin & laughin, but cos we wernt with her she assumed we MUST be depressed!!


PROPS!
I know someone like this...

she pisses me right off.
the other day she made her boyfriend promise he wouldnt kick off if she cheated on him whilst she was on holiday. But a week before she MADE her boyfriend promise not to ever cheat on her. things like this annoy me greatly.

...bitch.
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#37
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PROPS!
I know someone like this...

she pisses me right off.
the other day she made her boyfriend promise he wouldnt kick off if she cheated on him whilst she was on holiday. But a week before she MADE her boyfriend promise not to ever cheat on her. things like this annoy me greatly.

...bitch.

hey, sounds like we could know the same person!
& we're both called Joe, how weird!
#38
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hey, sounds like we could know the same person!
& we're both called Joe, how weird!



How wierd indeed...perhaps we actually know each other...and live in the same village!

nono, thats crazy!

...thats absurd
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#39
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My dogs stealing my shoes. They don't even wear shoes!

Is that a quote from somewhere?
Its just that someone said something similar to me a few days ago, and I was sure I'd seen it in a video somewhere. I just cant remember where.....
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#40
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Is that a quote from somewhere?
Its just that someone said something similar to me a few days ago, and I was sure I'd seen it in a video somewhere. I just cant remember where.....


It might be. I wasn't intentionally nicking it off anyone though.
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