#1
Okay I'm sick of seeing sigs and t-shirts saying

how to keep an idiot busy

The below sentence is true
The above sentence is false


there are so many better paradoxes! and it doesn't make someone an idiot if they sit there for while confused.. that is the point of paradoxes... this one was funny for a while but everyone keeps saying it, i have two friends with it on a t-shirt.. itsnot funny any more

Here's two cool ones

This sentance is false


God can do anything correct? the problem is... he can't build a wall he cant scale.
If he cant build the that he cant scale wall he isn't omnipotent... but if he can build the wall he cant scale then that obviously means he cant scale it thus again making him not omnipotent


Moderation isnt possible in everything because... Moderation in all things, including moderation

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#3
...What?



But yeah, they're dumb
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#5
Quote by wiggyisgreat
I think that middle one is slightly too long to fit on a t-shirt.

I never said the cool paradoxes were on t-shirts. I was talking about the top one

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Vantage 718dt-1
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