#1
I just woke up with a weird urge to create the most useless superheroes ever!

Vagena Sandstorm

Has the power to manipulate the sand in her vagina and use it to blind her enemies with fishy smelling sand!

Pimp Handio


Can teach a ho her place with a pimp slap that has 10 times the force of your average pimp... all without leaving a mark!

Snuffaluffawear

Has the super amazing ability to smell the color of anyones undergarments!

Psi Sweets


Can read the mind of anyone... as long as they are only thinking about candy!


Ok, that is just my first try... so, hopefully you all can do better. Come up with your own useless superhero!

(sorry if this has been done, I searched and didn't find anything but this seems too fun to not have been done before)
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#2
can we have a superhero stuff only thread? im sick of superhero threads
Sig space available, give me some praise
#3
Captain Pit monkey

Faps, Goes on pit, plays guitar, faps
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#4
PaperStSoapCo makes weird stupid threads all day!

thats a good useless superhero.
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#6
Some heroes are never appreciated in their own time
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#8
edit

wtf?
Why look a man in the eye when you can shoot him in the back?

If you can't convince them; confuse them.


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#12
Its-already-been-done-before-Man!
Uses hit Pit-Monkey-like powers to do something that has already been done before!


MC name = Bearrorism
#13
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Its-already-been-done-before-Man!
Uses hit Pit-Monkey-like powers to do something that has already been done before!


Find me the thread that has already done this and I'll close this one myself.
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#16
SearchBar Man

With the power to be completely ignored by the general public!
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I suggest nicola teslas powered radiation death ray mounted on an orange, top secret, neo-nazi flying swastika

What?
#18
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SearchBar Man

With the power to be completely ignored by the general public!


After yet another search... there is no thread that encourages the creation of superheroes with useless powers. That's what this thread is for. The other threads you are thinking of start out discussing the premise of preexisting superheroes based on poor concepts.
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#20
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Its not the exact same thing as this, but its very similar...
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=916916&highlight=super+hero


I saw that one already. I'm sure that pretty much everyone would argue its the same damn thing... but, like I said, I am not basing any of this off of actual existing characters. These are just things I came up with in the last hour. I was hoping that perhaps this could be a fun game for pit monkeys... but I forgot what their favorite game actually was: yelling "SEARCHBAR" at almost every thread that pops up, even if it isn't the same thing.
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#22
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Lulz, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

In any case.. Aquaman is pretty useless, I'm surprised nobody's said this before !
#23
The great Ass Aspartame!

if you ingest six cans of diet carbonated beverage a day for two weeks, he'll give you formaldehyde poisoning, and you'll be paralyzed from the waist down!

edit: And...

Terrible searchbarjoke man!

when the power of dumbass pitmongerors come together to form one superhero who makes gay jokes about the search bar, without being of any particular use!


People, he said he couldn't find this thread, so why not direct him to it? It helps a lot more...

and i've never seen another thread like this, so i'm good.
Last edited by restless_thrash at Jul 24, 2008,
#28
line 6 spider-man, he emulates other super powers poorly
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