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#1
Late last night, i was having a conversation with her about things we were scared of. I mentioned how i am deathly afraid of centipedes.

you know, these ****ers.

http://cordially.narod.ru/album/insect/images/home-centipede.jpg

She think i am crazy because these things scare the **** out of me, only when they are near me, pictures don't scare me or anything. but they like, piss me off, they shouldn't be near me, wtf?

BUT SHE is afraid of the pear..LoL Wut? if i could post it i would. she says it has teeth and looks like it's going to hurt her. ever since, she has not liked to go near pears.


tell me that i am the one that is crazy? or do you have any stories?
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#3
You sounds reasonable, your girlfriend sounds like she's exaggerating so you'll go "awwhhh come here *snuggles*".
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#4
your girlfriend is weird for being scared of a fictional fruit
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#6
Your girlfriend = failure

The pear is great.

And that's a freaky looking bug.

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#7
im not surprised you guys are together. for obvious reasons
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#8
She's flirting, numbnuts.
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#10
you sound perfect for each other
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she is nucking futs
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#13
hoodoo child... that is an awesome avatar
that is also a very freaky looking centipede thing
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#16
The pear is one of the funnist images ever, how is she afraid of it? :S lol. Your fear is kinda f*cked up too. lol
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#19
I'm scared to death of being stabbed in the eye by a Cactus.Not being stabbed in the eye,not cacti,being stabbed in the eye by a cactus.
#20
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Centipedes aren't scary eh?

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b287/cacoseraph/pals/yikes/King_of_Heros.jpg

But the little ones aren't.




I hate bugs. So much. and bastards like centipedes are real bad too. and these things i have around my house that look like brown shield bugs. like these http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photos/krasensky/shield-bug-0777.jpg only they have a ridge down their back.

And it legitimately gave me shivers trying to find that picture.
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hoodoo child... that is an awesome avatar
that is also a very freaky looking centipede thing


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#22
She is going out with you. Are you sure she is okay?




Centipedes scare the crap outta me
#23
Im scared of those centipedes too, eugh
Bring her a live one and put it on her head and ask if shes scared then:P


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Im scared of those centipedes too, eugh
Bring her a live one and put it on her head and ask if shes scared then:P


Be sure it's one of those huge things from the last page.

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#25
you guys are perfect for each other. just **** her, and then videotape it
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#27
that pear is creepy, but that picture of the centipede scared the living crap out of me. jeez those things are FREAKY
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#28
Did you know that no species of centipedes actually has 100 legs...

Does that freak you out as well?
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#29
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You sounds reasonable, your girlfriend sounds like she's exaggerating so you'll go "awwhhh come here *snuggles*".


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You sounds reasonable, your girlfriend sounds like she's exaggerating so you'll go "awwhhh come here *snuggles*".


LOL! +1.

Sounds pretty much like that.
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#31
That is a fucking horrible picture.

I hate the sight of crabs(the crustaceans, not the pubic parasite), not really the small ones, more the big ones, like this king crab.

Fucking horrible.
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#33
Why was this thread revived?

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#34
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Centipedes aren't scary eh?

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b287/cacoseraph/pals/yikes/King_of_Heros.jpg

But the little ones aren't.

dear fucking god, that is way too big! DO NOT WANT!
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I do too, even though I like the show, I just want to see a vid.
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#35
You're both pussies. Unless you live near/in South America/Africa/Asian because those giant centipedes can pack a wallop, but barring the 30 cm long ones, thy're nothing.
#36
I generally don't like creatures with more than 4 legs and less than 2.
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#38
centipedes I find rather disgusting...didn't know they could be so huge like in those pics posted...and that crap thing is awesome!!!
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You sounds reasonable, your girlfriend sounds like she's exaggerating so you'll go "awwhhh come here *snuggles*".

She knows her ****. I have friends that were/are like that.
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#40
My girlfriend tells me she thinks I'm going insane too.

She could be right though. I don't have a girlfriend.
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