#1
I realised I have taken to doing stupid things out of sheer boredom.
For example, yesterday I decided to jump into a bush. However it went slightly wrong when my friend pushed me, rather violently and I flipped, crashed through the hedge and landed shoulder first, head crushed under the weight of my body, on top of a pile of nettles.
Anyone else gained stupid injuries simply out of boredom?
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#2
why would you jump into a bush that retarded unless you were trying to do a perfetic version of jackass...wait, no thats retarded too
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#6
I was bored once, and I was looking at my arm, then I looked to the stapler in my hand, then to my arm, then to the stapler.

I'm sure you can figure out what happened. It was in the middle of class too.
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why would you jump into a bush that retarded unless you were trying to do a perfetic version of jackass...wait, no thats retarded too

Before you insult her you should lern 2 engrish.

I have done. Stapled my arm rapidly in a science lesson once, waiting for a tutor to come in. Why? My friend told me to. Meh.

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#8
i tied a scooter to a bike, and, my friend rode the bike just a alittle too fast
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#9
Either the time I got two inches of penis skin caught in my zipper or the black widow bite on my tongue when I was dared to eat it.
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or the black widow bite on my tongue when I was dared to eat it.


pics or it didnt happen
you wouldve died if it bit you
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#11
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pics or it didnt happen
you wouldve died if it bit you

Black widow bites are rarely fatal. But I did feel nauseous and fluish for a week.
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#12
I jumped off my friends car once, I was riding on top. He was driving about 40 which isn't too bad, and there was this huge bump ahead coming up so I jumped as he was speeding and landed in a brush. My head broke my fall so it was all good.
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#13
Thats funny because i hate you! How can you like pull tiger tail you absolute tit! They're not even a real band, Johnny Borrell likes them so they are automatically ****! Maybe next time you should jump of a cliff or gas yourself so i dont waste 5 minutes of my life! Gooday sir.
#14
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Black widow bites are rarely fatal. But I did feel nauseous and fluish for a week.

yeah they are

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_widow_spider

their venom is 15x more fatal then ratttle snake poison.
and they are the most lethal spider in the world
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Either the time I got two inches of penis skin caught in my zipper or the black widow bite on my tongue when I was dared to eat it.



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#16
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yeah they are

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_widow_spider

there venom is 15x more fatal then ratttlesnake poison.
and they are the most lethal spider in the world


Maybe you should read the article you post first.

Deaths in healthy adults from Latrodectus bites are relatively rare in terms of the number of bites per thousand people.
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#17
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Thats funny because i hate you! How can you like pull tiger tail you absolute tit! They're not even a real band, Johnny Borrell likes them so they are automatically ****! Maybe next time you should jump of a cliff or gas yourself so i dont waste 5 minutes of my life! Gooday sir.


Oh sorry.
Have your five minutes back, and I will keep your opinions close to heart.
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Thats funny because i hate you! How can you like pull tiger tail you absolute tit! They're not even a real band, Johnny Borrell likes them so they are automatically ****! Maybe next time you should jump of a cliff or gas yourself so i dont waste 5 minutes of my life! Gooday sir.

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#19
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yeah they are

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_widow_spider

their venom is 15x more fatal then ratttle snake poison.
and they are the most lethal spider in the world

From your own "source":


"When this small amount of venom is diffused throughout the body of a healthy, mature human, it usually does not amount to a fatal dose (though it can produce the very unpleasant symptoms of latrodectism). Deaths in healthy adults from Latrodectus bites are relatively rare in terms of the number of bites per thousand people. "

And they are far from most lethal. Few spiders are lethal anymore, what with antidotes and such, but plenty are far more dangerous. Ever heard of Brown Recluse? Sydney Funnel Web? Brazilian Wandering Spider?

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Clearly I'm not dead, so why are you even bothering to argue?


i find it hard to believe you actually ate a black widow.
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#21
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i find it hard to believe you actually ate a black widow.

Yeah, well, I guess I can't blame you. It is and outlandish claim, but true nonetheless. I never took a pic of the spider bite itself, just a video of the spider while it was still in it's web in my backyard.
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#22
One time I was riding my dirt bike going about 40 mph... I was getting bored so I jumped off the side. I landed on my, slingshotted on to my head. I had a Grade concussion (worst kind) and, I was throwing up until I felt normal again.... That could be considered a serious injury out of boredom.

I got bored and tried to back flip a bicycle over my friend's driveway (it was up hill like a jump)... Wow I broke my ankle and, my leg.
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Yeah, well, I guess I can't blame you. It is and outlandish claim, but true nonetheless. I never took a pic of the spider bite itself, just a video of the spider while it was still in it's web in my backyard.


care to show vid?
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Thats funny because i hate you! How can you like pull tiger tail you absolute tit! They're not even a real band, Johnny Borrell likes them so they are automatically ****! Maybe next time you should jump of a cliff or gas yourself so i dont waste 5 minutes of my life! Gooday sir.
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it's just one of my friends (the short kid) makin fun of a local dumbass in my grade (kid that ate soap)

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#29
When I was 10, out of sheer boredom, I decided to tease a girl. This is where I went wrong.
As I was biking away, she had a rock the size of my fist, she chucked it at me and got a lucky shot. She hit me on my head. I was knocked out for a little while, then was perfectly fine. A few weeks later the same thing happened and I got a concussion. I was basically puking all night, and in the morning I had to go to the hospital. Hospital food SUCKS!
I still shudder from the prune juice.
Needless to say, I have learned my lesson.
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#30
Oh yeah. And my personal injury? Well, I blame The Pit for this one. Because last night, I combined two things that work about as well a blender + lemons + putting your face over the blender with the lid off, and eyes taped open. No, make that blender + lemons + putting your face over the blender with the lid off, and eyes taped openx10^9999999999.

The result


I am forever scarred.

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Oh yeah. And my personal injury? Well, I blame The Pit for this one. Because last night, I combined two things that work about as well a blender + lemons + putting your face over the blender with the lid off, and eyes taped open. No, make that blender + lemons + putting your face over the blender with the lid off, and eyes taped openx10^9999999999.

The result


I am forever scarred.

Btw, DON'T ****ING SEARCH IT! If you know what it is, you'll also know why.


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