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#1
So, after taking a shit do you scrunch or fold?

I personally scrunch, does that gross all you folders out? Huh? Huh?


So, what do you do and why?

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#2
There was once a report about this on TV, it said that most europeans fold, whereas most americans scrunch.
#3
what the hell? who folds? weirdos.
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#4
I dont poop
What the hell were you thinking?


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#6
depends on my mood and what kind of **** it is.


Diareha: i hate wet ass and if i don't wipe real good, its the worst burning sensation ever. so i fold and wipe at least 3 times.

Logs: this is the mood one, if i'm not in any rush or i have somewhere to go and don't want to reak of bum hole i'll fold. but other than that i scrunch n go.
#7
this has been a hot topic lately! my friends wanted to talk about this like a week ago. its was split 50/50 with scrunching and folding (me scrunching) out of 8 of us.
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#8
????

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#9
Folding FTW! Poll?
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#11
I spread my ass cheeks so when I get a nice size chocolate dragon, it splashes my anus thus creating no need for toilet paper.
#12
I fold, but i have no idea what scrunching it is.
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#17
I fold. I never learned the proper scrunch technique. I think another relevant question is whether you have the roll of toilet paper roll over or under.
#19
Well, sometimes I roll up into a little ball.


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#21
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I grab toilet paper, wipe myself, throw it in the toilet... I'm meant to fold it even though it's going down the toilet?
#22
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I grab toilet paper, wipe myself, throw it in the toilet... I'm meant to fold it even though it's going down the toilet?

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#23
Who has time to fold when there's poop to be wiped away?!

ಠ_ಠ

wat

#24
wait, you guys haven't mastered the three sea shells yet?
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#25
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Your asshole is round. Therefore you need something round to wipe it.

scrunch ftw

That's the worst conclusion I've ever heard.


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#28
Originally Posted by SuperiorToYou

Scrunch.

I once folded and ended up nearly fingering myself.


this is just begging to be sigged methinks


i fold
otherwise the paper is too goddamn thin
and if my finger ever gets **** on
i cant help but sniff it
and it always smells the same :/
#29
i dont get how you can scrunch and not get your hand covered in ****

Folding is the only technique that makes sense to me

ive never seen this scrunching in action, describe it for me to better my understanding of toilet based activities
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#30
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this is just begging to be sigged methinks


i fold
otherwise the paper is too goddamn thin
and if my finger ever gets **** on
i cant help but sniff it
and it always smells the same :/

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#31
I fold
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#33
I fold WHILE i poop...

AND I stand up to wipe
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#34
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... indeed

on a vaguely related note
has anyone ever noticed corn in their turd
i thought it was an urban myth
but then i was on holiday in mexico and noticed like 3 bits of corn
i was so impressed


my girlfriend wasnt
#35
Quote by oscar666
... indeed

on a vaguely related note
has anyone ever noticed corn in their turd
i thought it was an urban myth
but then i was on holiday in mexico and noticed like 3 bits of corn
i was so impressed


my girlfriend wasnt


Oh God.

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wat

#36
Scrunch it.

Every time I fold it, I always get more on my hands then on the paper
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#37
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I spread my ass cheeks so when I get a nice size chocolate dragon, it splashes my anus thus creating no need for toilet paper.




I just might sig this
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#38
Uh?
I wipe my ass, wtf are you guys talking about
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#39
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Uh?
I wipe my ass, wtf are you guys talking about
How you wipe your ass with the toilet paper.

Do you scrunch it in a ball or fold it over neatly?
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#40
Fold, scrunch? Me no get it.
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