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#1
i always have to fap every time i come home from a date with my girlfriend because i have blue balls

every

freaking

time.
christ it's so annoying... and fapping right after a date isn't exactly a walk in the park either.

EDIT OF THE CENTURY: I'm 14.

How many times do i have to edit this?: we make out a lot and we're really touchy with each other, we dont just hold hands.
Last edited by tsoyguitar at Jul 24, 2008,
#3
You hear that??


... That's the sound of no one giving a sh*t.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#4
Why not? You have lots of fapping material to go by.
I mean, you DO have an imagination dont you?
'And if this clock keeps beating down, let the branded time keep playing, of all the minutes that were taken away, will your watch be waiting.'
#5
Quote by Flying Couch
Bang her. Problem solved.


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#6
what does she tease your or something? Why don't you just initiate some lovins?
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#7
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
You hear that??


... That's the sound of no one giving a sh*t.

i heard it
#9
save it all in a cup, then when she comes over do the spiderman....
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#10
wow....

option 1. Get your girlfriend sexually active

option 2. STOP FOCUSING SO DAMN MUCH ON SEX!!!!! Can't you enjoy her for her?
He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.

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#12
Fail....
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#14
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
You hear that??


... That's the sound of no one giving a sh*t.



not funny


but i lol'd
#15
Quote by Guitar_Obsessed
Shall i be the first to suggest rape?


yep funnily enough you were.......pervert....


I second that motion, RAPE IT IS!!!! Let me get my lucky mask:P
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#16
Quote by Flying Couch
Bang her. Problem solved.


do it.

EDIT: what does she do during the date? Start giving you a handjob but never finishes?
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I'm bringing farts back!
#17
Quote by Tatersalad1080
yep funnily enough you were.......pervert....


I second that motion, RAPE IT IS!!!! Let me get my lucky mask:P



Pfft, who needs a mask when you have deadly salad cream!
#18
From the sound of this thread, the best thing the TS could do for his GF is dump her and buy a fleshlight.
It's obviously all he's interested in.
#19
So hang on...

You're complaining about fapping, in the pit?
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#20
Quote by tsoyguitar
christ it's so annoying...
yes, we all know what annoying is.


... we've read your threads.
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#21
Fap moar.
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#22
How dare she not give you sexual pleasure
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#23
Quote by MightyAl
From the sound of this thread, the best thing the TS could do for his GF is dump her and buy a fleshlight.
It's obviously all he's interested in.



I was once like the TS. I had a girlfriend that was as sexually active as a lesbian in a Gaybar. But boy, she was hot as hell. I learnt my lesson and now appreciate women for their personality
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.
.
.


(well i do..)
#25
Quote by Spartan070sarge
wow....

option 1. Get your girlfriend sexually active

option 2. STOP FOCUSING SO DAMN MUCH ON SEX!!!!! Can't you enjoy her for her?


1. This.
2. Not this. Whats there to enjoy?

D-U-F-R-A-I-S


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WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#26
Stick it in her pooper and the problem's solved.

You're lucky enough you have a girlfriend, don't fucking whine you have to fap after meeting her because you're too fucking dumb to bang her ffs
#27
But why?? Anal is horrible... Why would you want to shove you dick in someones asshole??
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#28
Quote by notsojoeyb4eva

2. Not this. Whats there to enjoy?




boobs.
enjoy them all night long..
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#29
dude.. put on your nike's and JUST DO IT!
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#32
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
How dare she not give you sexual pleasure

yeah. how dare she not know her place as a woman!

#33
Quote by Spamwise
yeah. how dare she not know her place as a woman!


!

Oh no you di'int!
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#34
Quote by Spamwise
yeah. how dare she not know her place as a woman!


As long as she can cook, clean and iron, there will always be hookers.
#35
Quote by Spamwise
yeah. how dare she not know her place as a woman!


Now make me a chick'n samwich.. AND SOME WAFFLE FRIES!... and a coke to drink.
'And if this clock keeps beating down, let the branded time keep playing, of all the minutes that were taken away, will your watch be waiting.'
#36
Quote by Spartan070sarge
wow....

option 1. Get your girlfriend sexually active

option 2. STOP FOCUSING SO DAMN MUCH ON SEX!!!!! Can't you enjoy her for her?


Probably the best advice ever given within The Pit. Good on ya, Spartan070sarge.
#37
Quote by Spartan070sarge
wow....

option 1. Get your girlfriend sexually active

option 2. STOP FOCUSING SO DAMN MUCH ON SEX!!!!! Can't you enjoy her for her?

yes ^

itll happen my son..eventually..maybe. sex isnt everything
#38
Quote by Spamwise
yeah. how dare she not know her place as a woman!


Oh you done woke the beast up now son!

Run for the hills boy!
#39
Quote by Slaughtered
Now make me a chick'n samwich.. AND SOME WAFFLE FRIES!... and a coke to drink.


lol nice
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Your crying like a baby to the pit....You have pretty much ruined it for yourself.
#40
Quote by Guitar_Obsessed
Shall i be the first to suggest rape?



Mind if I raped you? Yea, didnt think you would be to find of the idea. Idiot.
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