#1
im new to the site, and a lot of the slang and abbreviations are new to me...
it would help me (and probably a lot of other new guys) if we could compile a list of abbreviations and stuff that are common in the UG forums
as you post random terms and what they mean, ill add them to a list...

to start off with:

IM(H)O = In My (Honest) Opinion
OP = Original Poster
TS = Thread Starter
tl;dr = Too Long; Didn't Read
FTW = For The Win
ATM = At The Moment
QFT = Quite Effing True/Quoted For Truth
Quote by Survivalism
Nobody knows the words to Evenflow, they all just go "bramamamamamamamamaamamamabooowwllofcornflakes"



The name's Zach!
Last edited by pokerjoker93 at Jul 24, 2008,
#3
IMO = In My Opinion
Quote by Carmel
You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.
#6
stay away from goatse. if you even see that word come up on the screen, leave the tread, shut off your computer, and run.

this is my advice to all newbies.
Quote by nebraskan
Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
Quote by metaldud536
Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
Quote by Våd Hamster
I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#7
There's already a thread like this in... I want to say Site Suggestions, but I could be wrong.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#8
mudkip is your god now.
Quote by IwannaBeSadated

I would have any sort of sex with any sort of animal.

#9
Quote by NutZz?
stay away from goatse. if you even see that word come up on the screen, leave the tread, shut off your computer, and run.

this is my advice to all newbies.

hey I heard goatse was a good read, what you talking about!?!

(jk, I know its a guy holding his asshole open!)
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#10
Quote by NutZz?
stay away from goatse. if you even see that word come up on the screen, leave the tread, shut off your computer, and run.

this is my advice to all newbies.



??
Quote by Survivalism
Nobody knows the words to Evenflow, they all just go "bramamamamamamamamaamamamabooowwllofcornflakes"



The name's Zach!
#12
Quote by pokerjoker93
??


Quote by will123456789
hey I heard goatse was a good read, what you talking about!?!

(jk, I know its a guy holding his asshole open!)



what he said.
Quote by nebraskan
Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
Quote by metaldud536
Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
Quote by Våd Hamster
I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#13
Quote by axefreak129
mudkip is your god now.



huh?
Quote by Survivalism
Nobody knows the words to Evenflow, they all just go "bramamamamamamamamaamamamabooowwllofcornflakes"



The name's Zach!
#14
Quote by pokerjoker93
??

No.

Just, no.

Stay away from goatse, 2girls1cup, meatspin, mindf*ck pictures thread, etc.

The internet will scar you.
#16
Quote by pokerjoker93
huh?



its a pokemon that everyone is obsessed with, I don't know why


this place can be a bit...jarring at times.
Quote by nebraskan
Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
Quote by metaldud536
Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
Quote by Våd Hamster
I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#17
IMHO = In my honest opinion

But other then that, everything else you're gonna see here you should already know, like lol.


lol
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” -Winston Churchill
#18
Quote by lolcats
No.

Just, no.

Stay away from goatse, 2girls1cup, meatspin, mindf*ck pictures thread, etc.

The internet will scar you.


okie dokie
thanks for the tip, however odd it may seem...
i suppose i dont wanna know?
Quote by Survivalism
Nobody knows the words to Evenflow, they all just go "bramamamamamamamamaamamamabooowwllofcornflakes"



The name's Zach!
#19
Don't post the pear. Ever
And don't ask people what it is

Rick Rolls are also off limits

Edit: The mind*** thread is fine, but don't click on any links. They're most likely either "screamers" or some other crap like that

Edit2: Also, don't post consecutive replies on any forum; click the Edit button. That doesn't mean that if you want to post again in a thread, you need to edit your original post. If you're having a discussion, post as much as you want (but not consecutively).
Last edited by Karvid at Jul 24, 2008,
#20
ATM: Automatic Teller Machine oh I mean At The Moment

QFT: Quite ****ing True
#21
Quote by Jimmer1720
IMHO = In my honest opinion

But other then that, everything else you're gonna see here you should already know, like lol.


lol



haha yeah
there are quite a few that seem to be only used in UG
ive never seen any of these before
Quote by Survivalism
Nobody knows the words to Evenflow, they all just go "bramamamamamamamamaamamamabooowwllofcornflakes"



The name's Zach!
#22
Quote by lolcats
No.

Just, no.

Stay away from goatse, 2girls1cup, meatspin, mindf*ck pictures thread, etc.

The internet will scar you.

What makes you think that because he's new to UG he's new to using the internet?
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#23
Quote by Dinkydaisy
What makes you think that because he's new to UG he's new to using the internet?

I had been on the internet for quite some time before coming to UG and I had never EVER heard of any of those things.

UG stole my internet virginity
#24
well, truthfully the only thing id heard of from that list was 2girls1cup
*shudders*

and i am definitely not what u would call new to the internet lol
Quote by Survivalism
Nobody knows the words to Evenflow, they all just go "bramamamamamamamamaamamamabooowwllofcornflakes"



The name's Zach!