#2
The rest of the world.
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#3
Jesus . . . that is an intense question. I mean there is about half of the country that was not around back then. Where would they side?
#6
South, those rednecks are crazy and will die for anything. I'd get out of here fast though, I live where a lot of battles would be fought.
#8
drive to the south and count the confederate flags you pass and theres your answer.
#9
yeah the bad guys would deffantetly take advantage of of our situation and pwn us
uhm idk
rednecks can shoot great
ganstas have ozzies
uhm mexicans can shoot
i vote south
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#10
Alaska Probably
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#11
america. HAHAHAHAHAHA. dumb
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#12
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drive to the south and count the confederate flags you pass and theres your answer.


drive to the north and count the american flags

oh wait
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#13
Just threaten the south that we will kill Billy Ray Cyrus and Garth Brookes and I can bet that they surrender.
#14
Well, let's see, if it was North against South, they'd both kill each other.

Now, if it was East side vs. West side, that'd be a fight. the East would win. the East has the South. and the South likes guns.

Of course the West has gangs with guns, but they'd be too busy killing each other. I guess the West would plant mines through their side, then retreat to California, Hawaii, or Alaska, but it's too cold for them in Alaska, and California so last year, so Hawaii.

Now, half the country is in Hawaii. and half is getting blown up by Mines. So the West covers Hawaii with anti-aircraft weapons and prepares for the East to come in planes. BUUUT,,, the they end up comingin subs, which make the A-A guns useless! But, the subs have no way to fight the onlanders. so, they raid the beaches like D-day. the West Siders beat them back with AA guns and harpoons made of wild hog tusk. but, the east has shotguns and torpedoes from the subs. so they pretty much murder the beach west siders. they make it to the main islands, but the Westies are camouflaged. luckily the south can handle this and reveals their stash of Mossy Oak clothing. they get dressed up and get in their tree stands, deer rifles in hand. it takes a while to see the West siders, but they are patient. two years later, they have picked off almost all of them. then it would become an official sport for the remaining America to go to Hawaii and hunt for what used to be the West Siders.

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Just threaten the south that we will kill Billy Ray Cyrus and Garth Brookes and I can bet that they surrender.



That is just ridiculous. It would cause the south to rise up and spill the blood of all crappy-country-western music haters so we could grow more wheat. The south would just own, and that would give them all the more reason to.
#16
I am from Texas. I Effin hate it...

They couldn't win a war. They would **** everything that walked.
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#17
I suppose that the Union would still come out on top of the Confederates. That's just me, though.
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Well, let's see, if it was North against South, they'd both kill each other.

Now, if it was East side vs. West side, that'd be a fight. the East would win. the East has the South. and the South likes guns.

Of course the West has gangs with guns, but they'd be too busy killing each other. I guess the West would plant mines through their side, then retreat to California, Hawaii, or Alaska, but it's too cold for them in Alaska, and California so last year, so Hawaii.

Now, half the country is in Hawaii. and half is getting blown up by Mines. So the West covers Hawaii with anti-aircraft weapons and prepares for the East to come in planes. BUUUT,,, the they end up comingin subs, which make the A-A guns useless! But, the subs have no way to fight the onlanders. so, they raid the beaches like D-day. the West Siders beat them back with AA guns and harpoons made of wild hog tusk. but, the east has shotguns and torpedoes from the subs. so they pretty much murder the beach west siders. they make it to the main islands, but the Westies are camouflaged. luckily the south can handle this and reveals their stash of Mossy Oak clothing. they get dressed up and get in their tree stands, deer rifles in hand. it takes a while to see the West siders, but they are patient. two years later, they have picked off almost all of them. then it would become an official sport for the remaining America to go to Hawaii and hunt for what used to be the West Siders.

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#19
The Indians would form a confederacy and defeat both the North and the South.
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invisible. ****ing. bears. thats who would truly win.

yeah and since theyre ****ing, they'd just make more. and that would mean world domination.
#21
I say manbearpig would win.....i'm being super cereal here guys....
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