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#1
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STOP MAKING THESE STUPID ****ING THREADS.
Jesus Christ, at least make a thread about how grass grows, now that would be an interesting topic in comparison to all of these dumbass " _____ do you think the person above you ___ " threads.


if he sees this theres like a 70% chance he will poop himself.
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#3
Yeah, and don't step on it. it's mean. it's plant racism. you don't step on azaleas do you? no. you don't.

#4
well, you need grass seeds, dirt, a place to put the seeds and dirt, and water, voila!!! grass!!! then you need to hire a mexican to mow the grass
#7
this got off topic fast
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#9
I Grew grass in grade 3, because my school was to cheap to buy us cool seeds. we also grew some type of worms in grade 4. I killed my grass, and lost my worms
#10
Take it to the drug thread. Come on guys, everyone shoulda been on this.
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#13
no....i was talking about grass you mow. not the grass you blow.
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#14
Quote by Tubyboulin
I Grew grass in grade 3, because my school was to cheap to buy us cool seeds. we also grew some type of worms in grade 4. I killed my grass, and lost my worms


Try it again but next time put the worms in the soil where the grass is growing,can't possibly fail.
#15
I planted some grass in my backyard (legal kind of course)...

I laid down some fresh black dirt, planted the seeds and put some straw down. It was like 3 weeks before I saw blades but I let it get real long before I cut it. I had to go back in and plant in the bare spots I missed. It looks great now. I love grass. I have weedman come and fertalize my lawn every month. It's so green. Actually lately it's getting slightly brown as we have been lacking rain for about a week and a half. I think we have rain in the forcast though.


hows that?
#16
wait...grass?
like marijuana???
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#17
If there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket!

Which doesn't really make any sense because wouldn't the grass be on the pitch? If there's grass on the wicket wouldn't the bails fall off easier?
#18
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Try it again but next time put the worms in the soil where the grass is growing,can't possibly fail.


+1

Grass plus worms=growing grass.

Also try putting some manure in there.

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#19
i prefer Kentucy Blue Grass
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#21
well doesn't it have to be a female plant if you want some of that fresh, sticky booga green??? My friend Matt grows grass in his basement appartment... he's what we call a ****-up!
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#22
My grass grows itself!

A friend of mine had a fun idea
he dug a hole the size of a pot
then he transplanted grass into it
then he hid stuff in the hole
then he put the pot in the hole to cover it and messed with the grass to make it look natural

twas a cool hiding stash..
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#23
Not, to be disrespecting grass, but what's with the pots of grass you can buy at a gardening centre? Its just grass, not a flower, or a cool bug-eating plant, it's just grass.
#24
ok this thread is not about drugs or pot. its about GRASS. you mow it, trim it, and care for it. i personally have a rather large yard and take great pride in my grass. nuff said
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#25
Quote by schmitty148
this got off topic fast

actually it really dident, it lasted much longer than many other threads

Personally I love a nice thick green grass that cushins your feet when you walk through it
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#26
Some people like indica grass, but I tend to prefer sativa.

Keep it well watered.
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#27
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Not, to be disrespecting grass, but what's with the pots of grass you can buy at a gardening centre? Its just grass, not a flower, or a cool bug-eating plant, it's just grass.


My mom spent like 60 Dollars on that stuff. I asked her why she didnt just dig some up from the backyard and put it in a pot. She told me to shut up

EDIT: TOmmorow i get to cut my aunts grass, and its pretty much a Field of it Its always fun. riding mowers are almost as cool as Go-Karts!
#28
Someone once told me the grass was much greener... on the other side.

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#29
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Someone once told me the grass was much greener... on the other side.

e - cookie for the first person to name reference.


Hundreds of t.v. shows and movies.
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#30
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Someone once told me the grass was much greener... on the other side.

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As Told By Ginger!


no?
#31
Quote by Six_One_Zipp
Someone once told me the grass was much greener... on the other side.

e - cookie for the first person to name reference.



omg six one zipp i love your avatar. if you say something good ill consider sigging you.
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#32
I envy you all. I live in an apartment and don't own my own lawn :/ For years I've dreamed about waking up on Saturday mornings to mow the lawn or to even water it myself. *sigh*
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#33
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Someone once told me the grass was much greener... on the other side.

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definitly macy grey its from that cartoon idk what its called but its girly lol my cousins watch it when they are at my house
#35
Does anybody else like cutting the grass?
I find it relaxing (except those damn kids running around across the street)
it is just me, the lawn, mower, and loudness.
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#36
Grass?Don't bother,you'll get sick of mowing it every month.Cement ftw!
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#37
fosters is the best, but i dont watch it as often as i like. darn im getting off topic. to the person that live in an apartment. you really are missing out. i kinda feel bad for you, b/c ive never imagined what it would belike without a nice yard. now that i think about it, it sounds downright hellish. im pulling for you man.
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#39
Quote by lordofthefood1
Does anybody else like cutting the grass?
I find it relaxing (except those damn kids running around across the street)
it is just me, the lawn, mower, and loudness.


Yeah, i always have my iPod on too so im like...Listening to Metal, while cutting the grass. I feel like im god, and im killing all the grass. Its really great. I should write a song about it, y'know?
#40
Quote by lordofthefood1
Does anybody else like cutting the grass?
I find it relaxing (except those damn kids running around across the street)
it is just me, the lawn, mower, and loudness.


Ugh, I can't stand cutting grass.

I have a push mower... no gas no electric, just my own awesome strength.. which should be used for other things, like mast- playing guitar.
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