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alright, heres the situation. my friend had a REALLY hot girlfriend, but they broke up and since then ive been hangin out with her tryin to get with her. well today we hangin out and she saw my guitar. so i played her some stuff (mostly her favorites), and she loved it. and then she asks me to teach her something, so i pick an easy song that she would like and i teach her. we really bonded over this. and now she wants me to teach her. weekly lessons. and then later that evening she said i was sweet when i was teaching her, and we started making out.

so basically, im gonna get the girl i want if i teach her to play guitar and theres a very good chance ill get laid. how awesome is that.

anyway, what are some basics i should teach her? start with chords? easy songs a beginner could play? i already taught her smoke on the water, when you were young, and a little of "scotty doesnt know" by lustra. any suggestions?
#2
Bro's before ho's dude, thats the code.
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anyway, what are some basics i should teach her? start with chords? easy songs a beginner could play? i already taught her smoke on the water, when you were young, and a little of "scotty doesnt know" by lustra. any suggestions?


You sound like a terrible friend total asshole.
#4
your worried about what to teach her....

tell her you'll teach her a chord per sex trip
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Yeah, bros before hoes.

Anyway. Sweet Dreams.
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ummm..I would start her off with some chords,let her practice them then pick a easy song with those chords in it and teach her the song.Basically do that or something.
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#8
Well, there's a good chance that she's just using you to get back at her ex, aka your friend.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#9
I don't get it.

We should all be congratulating you, another monkey gets a chance to get laid.
I think you're all jealous! HA!

Teach her some chords and some really easy riffs.
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#10
I wouldn't know because this situation always backfires one me.

Girl: You play guitar? Show me something.
Me: *starts playing Technical Difficulties".
Girl: My face... It's melted!

Just for the record I can't play Technical Difficulties. Self - glorification is bad ass though.
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#11
no no no. my friend is perfectly cool with it. in my circle of friends, the women just kinda rotate. girlfriends are like pokemon for us - "ill trade you a redhead and a brunette for a blonde". hes fine with it.

im not a COMPLETE asshole.
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I don't get it.

We should all be congratulating you, another monkey gets a chance to get laid.
I think you're all jealous! HA!

Teach her some chords and some really easy riffs.


thank you!!! you sir, hath gained my respect.
#13
teach her Wonderwall...easy ass hell and the ladies love that song
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#14
I'm sorry you have my blessing enjoy your sexy time.


Smug little bastard...
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no no no. my friend is perfectly cool with it. in my circle of friends, the women just kinda rotate. girlfriends are like pokemon for us - "ill trade you a redhead and a brunette for a blonde". hes fine with it.

im not a COMPLETE asshole.


Lol, you are basically doublie-dipping.
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#16
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You sound like a terrible friend total asshole.

I didn't even catch that part until you quoted it.

I completely agree. Man laws are man laws for a reason. If it was someone you weren't friends with, I'd say have at it, but since it's not? Have fun having no friends when word gets out.

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Quote by smitty131
no no no. my friend is perfectly cool with it. in my circle of friends, the women just kinda rotate. girlfriends are like pokemon for us - "ill trade you a redhead and a brunette for a blonde". hes fine with it.

im not a COMPLETE asshole.

Somehow, for some reason...I'm not quite sure why, but...

I call BS.
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#17
I don't think you should be to full of your self... remember you're feeding on your friend's leftovers
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no no no. my friend is perfectly cool with it. in my circle of friends, the women just kinda rotate. girlfriends are like pokemon for us - "ill trade you a redhead and a brunette for a blonde". hes fine with it.

im not a COMPLETE asshole.

he can say that, but he can't possibly mean that.

you're right you're not a COMPLETE asshole, you're just an ass with a side of douche.
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Bro's before ho's dude, thats the code.

Yeah man... thats the code. Since you have broken the Man Code, you are hereby excommunicated from the brotherhood of men.

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2) You MUST wear panties. Boxers are no longer an option. Going commando is no longer an option

3) You are no longer allowed in strip clubs or titty bars.

4) You can no longer have teh ********* with other men. I hope you're happy.

Maybe after hearing those consequences, other people will think twice about breaking the Man Code.
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#20
damn i cant get laid and im not that great at guitar. way to go ur doin both!!!
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he can say that, but he can't possibly mean that.

you're right you're not a COMPLETE asshole, you're just an ass with a side of douche.


id agree completely with this guy. congrats, you're not a complete asshole, you're just a douchebag. Something I would NEVER do is go out with my friends ex's... ever
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#22
o yea ur a dick for breakin the code im 14 and i know that
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teach her what she wants to learn!
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damn i cant get laid and im not that great at guitar. way to go ur doin both!!!

I'm creatingf a new man law. No encouraging people who break man laws you now apply to the post above you.

Edit: Way to edit your post. I caught you!

Double Edit: Nevermind didn't realize we were on the second page.
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Quote by smitty131
no no no. my friend is perfectly cool with it. in my circle of friends, the women just kinda rotate. girlfriends are like pokemon for us - "ill trade you a redhead and a brunette for a blonde". hes fine with it.

im not a COMPLETE asshole.


So you pass women around like a peace pipe, but you're not a total asshole?

That makes sense.
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Quote by smitty131
no no no. my friend is perfectly cool with it. in my circle of friends, the women just kinda rotate. girlfriends are like pokemon for us - "ill trade you a redhead and a brunette for a blonde". hes fine with it.

im not a COMPLETE asshole.


Um... if I read this right then I believe the TS compared girlfriends to pokemon.

Your analogy is completely false. If it wasn't then I'd be getting more poon than Mark Wahlberg.
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I'm creatingf a new man law. No encouraging people who break man laws you now apply to the post above you.

Edit: Way to edit your post. I caught you!

i agree completely. my mistake. ill give myself thirty lashes or somethin
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#28
Ewww... sloppy seconds.

Good luck eating out the wreck your buddy left for you.
#29
I hope your friend pummels your face in. Good day.

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Quote by smitty131
no no no. my friend is perfectly cool with it. in my circle of friends, the women just kinda rotate. girlfriends are like pokemon for us - "ill trade you a redhead and a brunette for a blonde". hes fine with it.

im not a COMPLETE asshole.



so you're a womanizer?

Oh that's better
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#33
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#34
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Bro's before ho's dude, thats the code.



seriously. if this is one of your good friends, that isnt cool.
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Don't listen to all these complete idiots shouting "bros before hoes". Friends come and go, but women last forever.


They last 30 mins for $20.
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Don't listen to all these complete idiots shouting "bros before hoes". Friends come and go, but women last forever.


dude... are you kidding? Maybe my friends are way less assholes than yours, but my friends would stick through anything with me, chicks on the other hand... friends one minute enemies the next
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Don't listen to all these complete idiots shouting "bros before hoes". Friends come and go, but women last forever.


wtf women DO NOT last forever they die and stuff and get old ewww. friends are forever.
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Don't listen to all these complete idiots shouting "bros before hoes". Friends come and go, but women last forever.


I believe you have it wrong, it's "women come and go, but friends last forever". Unless you have crappy friends and clingy women.

In any case, does the TS think that we don't know that playing guitar = wimminz out the wazoo?
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