#1
Instead of investing all that money in disguises and robots to steal the krabby patty formula, why doesnt he just buy one?

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#3
he should seriously pay someone 20 bucks to go buy him one, its not its a crime to leave the krusty krab with a krabby patty in hand
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#5
if they let him buy one, hell still get the formula, didnt you see the movie? when he gets the formula, everyone will go to the Chum Bucket instead of the Krusty Krab.

I thought he was gonna get it too when he dressed up as Mr Krabs but then Spongebob accidentally triggered the selfdestruct function in Planktons robotic suit.
#6
Quote by captainjackass
Why do they kick him out though? If he was a paying customer, Im pretty sure they couldnt (legally)

Businesses have the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason.
#7
more importantly, why doesnt he just burn down the krusty krab so no one can have krabby patties
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#8
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Why do they kick him out though? If he was a paying customer, Im pretty sure they couldnt (legally)

no one knows the laws of bikini bottom so maybe it is legal
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#9
did you know the mexican guy from Reno 911 voiced Heffer?
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#10
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more importantly, why doesnt he just burn down the krusty krab so no one can have krabby patties


can't start a fire underwater

duh.
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#11
Because Plankton secretly inside doesn't want the patty formula. The thrill of the hunt is all that Plankton has to live for.
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#12
Why dont you just let him continue to fail, so that the show's plot line may continue? Hm?
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#13
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more importantly, why doesnt he just burn down the krusty krab so no one can have krabby patties

Yea I wonder why he wouldn't burn down a god damn UNDER-WATER restaurant!
#14
because then the show would be over

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#15
You know that old saying "Give a man a Krabbie Patty and he'll be satisfied for a day, but steal that mofo and that recipe is all yours. In your face Krabs!"....or something like that
#16
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can't start a fire underwater

duh.



theyve had fire underwater in that show.
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#18
Why didn't they ever build a boat on Gilligan's Island?

^ Same idea
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

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#22
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I thought he was gonna get it too when he dressed up as Mr Krabs but then Spongebob accidentally triggered the selfdestruct function in Planktons robotic suit.


"Mr. Krabs, you dropped your penny."

"Coin operated self destruction...not one of my better ideas."
#23
Quote by captainjackass
Ive never seen gilligans island, so that does not apply.


Show sucked

Basically,
they're stranded on an island
for like EVER

and never even THINK to try building a boat to get off
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#24
What else would they write episodes on then? It's like if Spongebob got his license in an episode. It would ruin that plot.
#25
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Because Plankton secretly inside doesn't want the patty formula. The thrill of the hunt is all that Plankton has to live for.

+1

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