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Well, tomorrow I pack my bags and head for the sandy shores of Boulder, Colorado for a nice family reunion and get together with my cousins and aunt. As many of you know, the plane ride out there is a good 5 hour to 5 and a half hour flight. And unfortunately, we leave at 8 and arrive at 10, or something like that. So sleeping will be a little hard to come by.

I am at a loss of things to do, I don't feel like taking the laptop, because last time I took it on a plane to Baltimore, I had to declare it and start it up for the ATF people and they had to run something. My iPod can only last so long, plus the idea of just zoning out seems kind of antisocial, so I turn to you, Pit! What shall I do?

Oh, and before it's said, fapping does sound rather nice, and I plan on doing it in the lavatories, just so I can spread my love juice around the world!
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#2
Say hi to your friend jack at the front of the plane
Who Said Anything About A Signature ? ಠ_ಠ
#4
Quote by donvito32
join the mile high club


Curses, beaten to it!

Umm.. listen to music?
#5
Sit in it and don't be a douchebag

Hope you get a plane with t.v.s on it
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#6
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Sit in it and don't be a douchebag :p.

Hope you get a plane with t.v.s on it



It's 10 bucks for headphones now on US Airs I think. And twenty dollars per carry on bag, which means 60 dollars total for my family. So I may not be able to take anything on the plane.
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Say hi to your friend jack at the front of the plane



Who is Jack, and why is he residing at the front of the plane?
GEAR
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#9
Definatly bang an attendant.
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#10
jack off... in your seat


..when you're done, you can just wipe it off on the random passengers pillow who's sleeping next to you. maybe he'll turn his face into it of something.
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#11
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Blow it up?



Don't even joke about that. Knowing my luck, the FBI has monitored my computer and is watching everything I do.
GEAR
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Quote by metallicaboy27
Say hi to your friend jack at the front of the plane

Is there a subliminal message here? 'Cuz if so, i c wut u did there.
#13
find a chick. Join the mile high club. Spread your love juice to her world. She will take farther than you can ever imagine....

fap it.
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#17
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jack off... in your seat


..when you're done, you can just wipe it off on the random passengers pillow who's sleeping next to you. maybe he'll turn his face into it of something.


Jack off into the lady's hair who is sitting next to you (anybody?). Dammit^

Bring your own headphones. Sometimes planes have seats with t.v.s in the back so the person behind can watch. So hope you get t.v.s on the seats then you can watch! Bring your won HEADPHONES!!
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#18
Fly?
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#19
1. Grope the flight attendants as they pass. Always good for a laugh.
2. Find a vacant washroom and jackoff.
3. Stare at people and wait for a response.
4. When they bring your generic meal, complain that it isn't what your ordered and that you wish to speak to whoever's in charge.
5. Keep pressing the call button and asking for pillows or complaining that you can't get the recline feature on your seat to work.
#22
Quote by metallicaboy27
Say hi to your friend Achmed at the front of the plane

Fixed?
#23
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Don't even joke about that. Knowing my luck, the FBI has monitored my computer and is watching everything I do.

Awesome, well, did you get the TNT and gunpowder i sent you?
#26
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Fly?

Why in Gods name would you waste all of your energy to try and fly when your inside of a fucking airplane that is in mid-flight as it is? Besides, it's impossible, I've tried it a million times.


...superman is so lucky.
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#27
What is there not to do? you have men, women, and possibly hermaphrodites! Get to sexing
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You predicted for my death


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#28
grab all the pillows and make a fort! Fort Demon.
What the hell were you thinking?


i duno lol. tihs r liek wen i traid drawn maiself n teh t0ilit.

ROFL.

EPICPHAIL.

gess i cant dai.
#29
Quote by Weeping_Demon7
As many of you know, the plane ride out there is a good 5 hour to 5 and a half hour flight.


How would anybody know? You didn't say where you're leaving from.
#30
hit on the hottest chick on the plane
get her to follow you into the bathroom
anally pleasure her
#31
Take a bunch of Gravol before and it puts your to sleep soo fast, but gring your ipod and buy a portable charger or whatever


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#32
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I heard having sex in the sky can throw the plane off balance and kill hundreds.

psh only the hundreds of sperm who weren't fast enough to make it to the holy grail
#33
Boulder, Colorado? That's where Stephen King went to find inspiration for The Shining.
"it is better to be a part of beauty
for one instant and then to cease
to exist than to exist forever
and never be part of beauty"
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#34
lmao, dont eat the pie if its throbbing, well, if your still on the plane, and in the bathroom with a women, eat the pie all you want, but once you hit the ground, don't be eating no Gypsy Pie.......now if you take that sexually you are going to be haunted, and if you take it seriously, I have given you some quality information my friend
#35
have a baby in the bathroom. but don't take it with you just leave it in the waste basket
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#36
Quote by Shredxmyheart
have a baby in the bathroom. but don't take it with you just leave it in the waste basket


thats some species **** right there
In Thirteen Seconds
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You predicted for my death


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#38
Pokemon Red/Blue.

Watch the movies on the plane.


smokeless bong....anyone who has seen new harold and kumar
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#40
Quote by Matt Chavie
So 8 to 10 is 5 hrs?!

Where did you go to school?


Ever consider timezones?
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