#1
what can i do about.

its gross as **** and i dont want to make sexy time w/ my gf when i have a jungle in my anus

help me pit

EDIT:how bout wax? that would hurt like a mother though, wouldnt it?
i know not to shave, how bout trim?

its just..when is sit down, after a while it feels like if i move a little the hairs keep getting tugged on:P
Last edited by dr.rock666 at Jul 25, 2008,
#3
Are you sure it's a girl?

I don't think a girl would mind, unless she's sticking things in your ass, and since women don't have things to stick your ass, I'm guessing it's a man.

Don't shave it, there was a crag's list story about a guy who did, it's not good.
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#4
Sit in a pool of Nair.
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#5
Are you the drummer of my band? You didn't tell me you went on UG. Call me right now to practice ass.

In this case don't worry about it. Infact give her what we call a 'butt show.' She might enjoy it.

Or shave it.
#6
floppypick. i will kill you for the craigslist reminder.

just let it be son. or have your girlfriend shave it for you.
#7
My girl never cared.
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#8
ummm.... if she wants to finger your butt hole... part your hair to the cheeks using hair gel
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#10
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Are you sure it's a girl?

I don't think a girl would mind, unless she's sticking things in your ass, and since women don't have things to stick your ass, I'm guessing it's a man.

Don't shave it, there was a crag's list story about a guy who did, it's not good.



link please?
...
#11
You don't wanna do anything with it. You want to leave it alone!
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#12
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link please?


I have no idea where it is, it was in a thread, I clicked it lold then forgot it, just google it .

And why are you going to kill me? ^^
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#18
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lol so hard.


Is that "lol I'm so hard right now"

Or "I lold so hard"?
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#25
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LOL'D so hard. lol>.>


Oh... okay

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#27
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haha
I know ass-hair was there for something but i didnt know it was that important. But the stubble must of killed


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#28
Why would ass hair even be an issue for a straight man anyways? No woman should be behind there.
#29
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Oh and for the record, I have shaved my ass...its not bad at all.