#1
so i got bored and i picked up my bass players bass and was jamming (he left it here after practice) then all the sudden i break the low e string, ****. we have a show tomorrow, he's gonna kick my ass. have any of you guys ever pulled some dumbass falm palm moments such as this?
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#2
Who here's got a solution to this?
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Clicked on this thread!

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#5
hmmm this is a hard one.................uuummmmmmmmmmm...........................................................................................................................................................................................................buy a new string
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#6
Oh sh*t, the string broke!?!?!?! WHAT TO DO.

..get a pack of Markley's in the wee hours of the a.m. and put on a new string.. a thread for this, please man..
#7
you really do have time to buy a new string. In fact iill be surprised if he does not have a spare.
#8
dont do anything. hes the bass player it doesnt matter either way
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#10
During practice once, my bass player was trying to act cool and headbang and I hit him in the face with sharp head of my washburn (accident maybe). Theres still a tiny bit of blood in my guitar, I think its kinda cool
#11
Buy him some new strings and tell him ASAP, worst case is when he changes strings right before the gig and they loosen during the show because there not broken in yet


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#17
ok heres what to do, soder it back together and when he uses it again, it'll break and the blame is on him.

j.k. the answer is pretty obvious now
#18
how do u break a low e sting on a bass? those things are like 1/4 inch steel :S

but just buy a new string
#19
He should thank you for breaking it now instead of letting him break it at the show!

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you helped him out!
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#21
Ouch,you broke a bass string?Was it painful?
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#22
the nearest store i can get strings at opens at like 5 and the shows at 7, how much are strings anyway?
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#23
Just get him drunk and let him use 3 strings, it won't matter. Hell I have no strings on my guitar, but when I am jacked up on smack it don't matter, I'm like ****ing Hendrix.
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#30
just tune all the other strings down 5 steps. whens the last time ur bassist even used the g string anyways? the only time i get my hands on the g string is if im playing blink 182 intros, or when I'm *insert funny thong story here* (sory i have no actual stories on real g strings to add to make my post mildly amusing)
#31
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have any of you guys ever pulled some dumbass falm palm moments such as this?

Yeah, one time I said ''falm palm,'' which doesn't mean anything at all, even on the internet.
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just tune all the other strings down 5 steps. whens the last time ur bassist even used the g string anyways? the only time i get my hands on the g string is if im playing blink 182 intros, or when I'm *insert funny thong story here* (sory i have no actual stories on real g strings to add to make my post mildly amusing)


yuck. I can imagine tuning strings down that much would sound pretty bad. And personally, as a bassist, I use the G-string nearly as much as the E-string. Heck, in alot of situations I use it more.
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