#1
The worlds worst job:

Elephant Masturbator

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#2
Seen it done on dirty jobs with cows, not that surprising now.
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#3










That is ****ing disgusting
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#5
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That is ****ing disgusting


yeah. I agree.

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and the clip they showed to go with it pretty much messed up my thoughts on elephants.

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#6
He must have had a good pickup line for that elephant to let him fist him that hard.
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#7
"got a black eye from penis banging"

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#8
Damnit i really wanted to see that elephant blow its load it bets its MASSIVE (yeah i know its weird)
#9
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He must have had a good pickup line for that elephant to let him fist him that hard.

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#10
"Get the bucket! He's coming!"

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#12
lol did you see what someone commented on that link?

"Man goes to the doctor and says I've got a huge hole in my ass
The doctors says drop your pants, bend over and let have a look. f**k me!! says the doctor what could have made a hole as big as that?
Patient replies I've been f**ked by an elephant.
The doctor says An elephants penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous.
Patient replies He fingered me first."
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#19
Quote by fretsonfire74
That elephant has the biggest penis i've ever seen!


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I call shenanigans!

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#21
Quote by stevo_92
lol did you see what someone commented on that link?

"Man goes to the doctor and says I've got a huge hole in my ass
The doctors says drop your pants, bend over and let have a look. f**k me!! says the doctor what could have made a hole as big as that?
Patient replies I've been f**ked by an elephant.
The doctor says An elephants penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous.
Patient replies He fingered me first."


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#22
Quote by Tomoo666
Damnit i really wanted to see that elephant blow its load it bets its MASSIVE (yeah i know its weird)



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#23
Quote by aznmetalhead93
Is it weird that I got a boner while watching that?


A little bit.
but its the pit.
so its ok,

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#24
Mr. Rittard, What is your deal with weird ass videos tonight? Are you really that bored?
#25
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Mr. Rittard, What is your deal with weird ass videos tonight? Are you really that bored?


haha.
I was writing papers all day, so I'm taking a break.
Oh and I got one more video to post.

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