#1
Now I'm not talkin the most swears I'm talking flat out offensive
I have to go with Either Grandfather Dies or Special Olympics by Steven Lynch

EDIT: I know its cheating because I'm the TS but inb4 I cum blood
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#4
Anal ****.
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I remember that


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#5
A friend of mine made a song that included every racial slur imaginable and about hanging babies with meat hooks from his drum kit.

I would say that it was very offensive...
#6
i remember this song that was just "show me your genitals,genitalia!" on youtube ... anyone know it or has the link?
#7
Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared,
He said, ""You are to be the virgin mother""
And Mary thought that was weird.
Kenny: So he sat (Mmmmmppppppppph)
(Mmmmmppppppppph)
Mr. Hankey: But then Gabriel said to Mary,
""My child, have no fear.""
Kenny: For you can suck all the dick you want...
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed.
Kenny: I know you'd like to play,
And suck right through the night,
Together: You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.
Mr. Hankey: There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive
They were so very tired you see
Kenny: (Mmmmmppppppppph)
Mr. Hankey: She said she had no money
Kenny: And she needed a place to sleep
Mr. Hankey: Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep
Kenny: Because, you can suck all the dick you want...
And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
Mr. Hankey: And still be the mother of Christ.
Together: If there's no room at the inn
Its not considered a sin
Kenny: So suck my dick and get away from me.
[Laughs]
Mr. Hankey: That's right!
And three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch
Kenny: (Mmmmmppppppppph)
Mr. Hankey: But again Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
Mr. Hankey: Every one in the nation.
Kenny: Fellatio ain't no sin
So have a dildo three miles in
Mr. Hankey: And you'll sti

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#8
Ship Those ******s Back by Johnny Rebel

is pretty damn offensive.

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2:Marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior

#9
orgasm through torture by cannibal corpse

heres an exerpt: The skin is peeled off my dick
Done with a razor blade
She begins to suck
Blood and cum amok
She rips my **** off with her teeth
Masticate, gnawing and chewing the stump
She regurgitates, I'm covered in my bloody
chunks

yeah. brb im gonna go vomit
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When you crank up the gain to 10 and switch to the lead channel, it actually sounds like you are unjustifiably bombing an innocent foreign land.


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#10
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Anal ****.

this
I decided I want to be more like the people on ug...


Searchbar!!!

That oughta do it.

Time for a supercool guitar demonstration by herman li,

Herman Li- why is this guitar so big?

Stage guy- because its a bass herman

#11
I always like My Vagina by NOFX. Good tune lol. Full blown aids or priest by Stephen Lynch are pretty good too.
I am the Stig.
#16
'One in a Million' is hardly completely clean - Even if it's essentially 5 minutes of axl ranting about what pissed him off about living in l.a. at the time
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#17
I found a better one.

Dancing Queen - Abba

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French, from participle of flamboyer to flame
1:Characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2:Marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior

#19
Quote:
Originally Posted by TooFast
Anal ****.


"I light your cat on fire...and laugh"
:stickpoke

Baby, if I were biscuits and you were gravy, I'd sop you up

FIGHT IGNORANCE

"I fear for my flesh, but I fear for my spirit even more..."
#21
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i remember this song that was just "show me your genitals,genitalia!" on youtube ... anyone know it or has the link?


This.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

EDIT: Ahh beaten to it. >_<
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#22
I know pretty weak for me to find it offensive but

When You Were Young by the Killers.

I still listen to it though.
#24
Therapy? - Diane, imho.

Youtube it.

Dark... darker than random swearing or "anal ****" anyway.