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#1
The beauty of Ovulation captured on film, for the first time.

Can you find the egg?

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#8
Quote by Calabur
*fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap*


you're fapping to an egg?
you must visit UG a lot.

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1:Characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2:Marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior

#9
Quote by DorkusMalorkus
Now I know why I'm gay.


I dont blame you. I think I've just been put off sex for the rest of my life....
#10
The 'beauty' of the ovulation?

The only thing beautiful about it is when your cunt starts bleeding a week after indiscriminate and unprotected drunken sex with a stranger.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

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#11
Quote by jsbud11
Mr. Rittard , I now crown you king of weird ass videos.

*trumpets*


sigged.

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2:Marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior

#14
Always thought that belgians are weird....
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#15
Quote by Dinkydaisy
The 'beauty' of the ovulation?

The only thing beautiful about it is when your cunt starts bleeding a week after indiscriminate and unprotected drunken sex with a stranger.


well then.....

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#17
Quote by Dinkydaisy
The 'beauty' of the ovulation?

The only thing beautiful about it is when your cunt starts bleeding a week after indiscriminate and unprotected drunken sex with a stranger.



A female saying that word is so rare to find xD
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#18
Quote by Dinkydaisy
The 'beauty' of the ovulation?

The only thing beautiful about it is when your cunt starts bleeding a week after indiscriminate and unprotected drunken sex with a stranger.

Yeah I'm sorry about that. I didn't realize we were out...
#19
Quote by Dinkydaisy
The 'beauty' of the ovulation?

The only thing beautiful about it is when your cunt starts bleeding a week after indiscriminate and unprotected drunken sex with a stranger.


And then a wonderful sigh of relief is had by both parties.
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#20
Quote by Gargantuan
Again, I had to pause Dragonforce for another one of your weird videos!


And you're better off for it.

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1:Characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2:Marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior

#21
Quote by Mr. Rittard
And you're better off for it.

La La La La La I can't hear you La La La La La
*turns up Heartbreak Armageddon*


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#22
Quote by Gargantuan
La La La La La I can't hear you La La La La La
*turns up Heartbreak Armageddon*


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1:Characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2:Marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior

#25
Quote by Gargantuan
.............*turns up A Flame For Freedom even louder*


Its not gonna help,
I'll just post another video.
and you'll stop listening to it!

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1:Characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2:Marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior

#26
Quote by Mr. Rittard
Its not gonna help,
I'll just post another video.
and you'll stop listening to it!

Damnit you're right, but eventually you'll run out of weird videos!
And I'll be waiting.......


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#27
Quote by Gargantuan
Damnit you're right, but eventually you'll run out of weird videos!
And I'll be waiting.......


Yay! Victory sig.

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1:Characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2:Marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior

#29
Quote by Gargantuan
Oooooooookay so tell us, when are you planning to strike again?


I already did.

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1:Characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2:Marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior

#31
Quote by SuperiorToYou


Lmao! hahaha.

Well done.



ok so this thread is the official ovulation and sperm thread.
woo!

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1:Characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2:Marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior

#32
That wasn't as gross as I was expecting >
And I failed to see which thingee was the egg.
#33
Quote by IzRG350
That wasn't as gross as I was expecting >
And I failed to see which thingee was the egg.


its that little thing on the end of the pink thing.
...

yeah so I realized that was no help.
sorry.

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1:Characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2:Marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior

#34
That was rather disgusting.
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#35
Quote by sgboy666
That was rather disgusting.


You're calling ovulation disgusting?
how dare you!

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1:Characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2:Marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior

#37
Quote by Mr. Rittard
You're calling ovulation disgusting?
how dare you!

hahaha, but I really should have thought about not clicking the link whilst I was eating. Although it did make me feel slightly pekish for some fried eggs.
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#38
Quote by DorkusMalorkus
Now I know why I'm gay.


ditto...thats reason enough to turn anyone gay as far as i'm concerned
#39
Quote by sgboy666
hahaha, but I really should have thought about not clicking the link whilst I was eating. Although it did make me feel slightly pekish for some fried eggs.


haha.
I'll remember to include a don't watch while eating note next time.

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French, from participle of flamboyer to flame
1:Characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2:Marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior

#40
Wow, that was attractive, I'm debating removing my sexual organs. But then again the male organs are hardly the prettiest thing.

We should be genetically engineered to have periods of chocolate.
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