Poll: Wad or Fold TP
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View poll results: Wad or Fold TP
Wad
17 31%
Fold
25 45%
Neither, I use my hand.
8 15%
I don't wipe at all.
5 9%
Voters: 55.
#1
I talked to someone today and they told me they wad their toilet paper...I was like wtf. so my question to you, pit, do you wad or fold your toilet paper?
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#2
That's kinda a wierd conversation to be having...!
But on topic, I fold.
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#3
Quote by mju4t
I talked to someone today and they told me they fold their toilet paper...I was like wtf. so my question to you, pit, do you wad or fold your toilet paper?


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#6
Fold for sure. Scrunching seems so messy and such a waste of paper.
You are like a hurricane
There's calm in your eye.
And I'm gettin' blown away
To somewhere safer
where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but
I'm getting blown away.
#8
I like to fold my searchbar.
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ANIMALS LIE DOWN.
that's just what they do.
there's probably humans doing the same thing.
quit being so paranoid.


#13
whats wad?

Ive seen this thread before.

If wad is just screw up a bit. Thats what I do.
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#14
Quote by SuperiorToYou
Wad. The last time I folded I nearly fingered myself.



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#15
Quote by Jackolas
Why has this thread been done 20+ times? Seriously..

Don your tinfoil hats!



GAH!!

They're reading our minds!!!!!!!!

*tinfoil hat*
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
#16
i like to fold until its a tiny little nugget of poo and paper that is nearly consumed by my arsehole when i go to wipe. i make it my goal to only use two sheets, just folded half a hundred times
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#17
Mine comes pre-folded.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#18
Quote by Wheelchair Stan
i like to fold until its a tiny little nugget of poo and paper that is nearly consumed by my arsehole when i go to wipe. i make it my goal to only use two sheets, just folded half a hundred times



And I thought I was crazy.

You, sir. Are SICK!
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
#20
Quote by Wheelchair Stan
i like to fold until its a tiny little nugget of poo and paper that is nearly consumed by my arsehole when i go to wipe. i make it my goal to only use two sheets, just folded half a hundred times


Dear Wheelchair Stan,

I do believe this is the single most disgusting thing I have come across on UG since my induction in April of 2008. I must say, however I chortled significantly, and you may have made my time on this Earth complete, as now I have come across a human who could give such detail in the field of wiping one's rear.


Sincerely, SonOfTheViper

P.S. - You need professional help.