Poll: WHICH ONE
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View poll results: WHICH ONE
Jessica Alba
8 42%
Rosie O' Donnell
0 0%
Ugly Betty
0 0%
Bradjolina
5 26%
All (hell yeah)
6 32%
Voters: 19.
#1
Which one would you have sex with?

-Jessica Alba has ghonnoria (or however its spelled)

-Rosie O' Donnell is a fatass and will wear her favorite do-rag

-Ugly Betty has crabs

-Theres nothing wrong with ANGELINA but brads going to be there too

DEATH IS NOT AN OPTION IS YOU CANT SAY NONE OF THE ABOVE

however you can say all of the above
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#2
Jessica alba, because I doubt she has ghonnorea anymore. Or ever had.
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#3
Angelina .

I'll murder Brad and do Angie.

Edit: Well if according to Kensai (whom I trust with my life), Jessica Alba does NOT have gonnhoreia, then Alba ftw!!
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#5
i will take the ghonnorhia.
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#6
Quote by Kensai
Jessica alba, because I doubt she has ghonnorea anymore. Or ever had.


The purpose of this is that she does have gonnoria and you can't just disbelieve that she does. I wont tell you how to live your life if u want ghonnoria
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#7
Quote by Aaron the 4th
The purpose of this is that she does have gonnoria and you can't just disbelieve that she does. I wont tell you how to live your life if u want ghonnoria


Oh, you meant hypothetical.

I'd still go for alba.
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#9
Pick number 5 for orgy!!@!@
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#10
Quote by Aaron the 4th
The purpose of this is that she does have gonnoria and you can't just disbelieve that she does. I wont tell you how to live your life if u want ghonnoria


...

...But Kensai said so, so it must not be true.
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#11
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...

...But Kensai said so, so it must not be true.


Go **** a rock
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#12
i don't care if brad pitt is watching, i'd screw angelina jolie in a second...hell even if her kids are watching
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#13
I can't spell the std which you claim Alba has.

However, a minor case of murder and Angelina's free, so... I dunno.
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#14
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i don't care if brad pitt is watching, i'd screw angelina jolie in a second...hell even if her kids are watching


I didnt say he was watching. When you pick bradjolina you get the whole package.
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#16
condoms ftw?
alba.
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#17
I hate being the jerk that does this but someone has to do it ... ***reported***
#18
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I didnt say he was watching. When you pick bradjolina you get the whole package.

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-Theres nothing wrong with ANGELINA but brads going to be there too

you didn't say anything about him participating

shall i also fuck a rock?
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#19
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...

you didn't say anything about him participating

shall i also fuck a rock?


Rock should be in the poll!!

I say we all fuck rocks instead!!
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#20
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...

you didn't say anything about him participating

shall i also fuck a rock?


Im just stating that theres nothing wrong with Angelina but that Brad also comes with the bradjolina. All of them have something wrong with them and brads the kyptonite for bradjolina OK???
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#21
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Go **** a rock




Are there any around here?
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#22
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Rock should be in the poll!!

I say we all fuck rocks instead!!


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#23
Quote by Aaron the 4th
Im just stating that theres nothing wrong with Angelina but that Brad also comes with the bradjolina. All of them have something wrong with them and brads the kyptonite for bradjolina OK???


... erm...

Brad comes with Angelina, but you did not specify that you had to screw him. I can murder him, and screw Angie in peace.


....But I'd rather just **** a rock.
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#24
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....But I'd rather just **** a rock.


SHE'S MINE YOU BASTARD
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#25
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... erm...

Brad comes with Angelina, but you did not specify that you had to screw him. I can murder him, and screw Angie in peace.


....But I'd rather just **** a rock.


you can murder him but hes gonna try and rape you. For all of you rock lovers just pretend Rosie is a boulder
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