Poll: If you could give yourself a blowjob, would you?
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View poll results: If you could give yourself a blowjob, would you?
Yes.
90 48%
No.
97 52%
Voters: 188.
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#4
Taste of Penis is for girls, and the gender confused

/thread
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#5
Hell yes!
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#6
Yes, I know excactly what I like.
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#9
yes, think about it, fapping is giving yourself a handjob. so its okay. as long as you think about women whilst doing so.
#10
No. The feeling of a mouth around my **** would be cancelled out by the feeling of a **** in my mouth.
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-Ronald Reagan

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#11
I can and I have done it. But the feeling of a mouth on your penis is canceled out by the feeling of a penis in your mouth.
#13
If you could use the searchbar, would you? You can, but you didn't. Please do.
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#14
if i could do that, i wouldnt leave the house. id just start my own website, suck myself, and hope enough sick people watch me so i dont have to get a real job.
#15
Yes, but I wouldn't come online and brag about how many times I did it in the last 24 hours, unlike all those wanking threads from ages ago (lol liek ten timez lol)
#17
Quote by ginjaninja
yes, think about it, fapping is giving yourself a handjob. so its okay. as long as you think about women whilst doing so.


Everybody read this. He speaks the truth.
#18
Eh, I don't think it would feel like a blowjob from a girl. It's kind of like how if a girl were to give a handjob, that would be more of a turn on than you doing it yourself, because you can't really predict what she's going to do, however if it were my own hand, I'd know exactly what's coming. I don't think a self-blowjob would be much different.
#21
Duh. I'm not going to deny myself oral pleasure just because of some bizzare web of sexual confusion.
#23
No, that's just disgusting.

You need a girlfriend TS.

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#24
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Balllls yeah I would.
I'd blow myself 3 times a day. Its only gay if you swallow.


thats definately siggable.
but i dont want a bigger sig =/
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#25
Why wouldn't I? It's MY penis, and I'll put it wherever the **** I want to, including my own mouth. And TS' mom.
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

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#27
Quote by Ur all $h1t
No. The feeling of a mouth around my **** would be cancelled out by the feeling of a **** in my mouth.


You could say the same about having the feeling of a hand on your dick being canceled out by the feeling of a dick in your hand.

I probably wouldn't, though.
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#29
Quote by Zeppelin256
You could say the same about having the feeling of a hand on your dick being canceled out by the feeling of a dick in your hand.

I probably wouldn't, though.

I love the feeling of a dick in my hand

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"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#30
Quote by The Madcap
Eh, I don't think it would feel like a blowjob from a girl. It's kind of like how if a girl were to give a handjob, that would be more of a turn on than you doing it yourself, because you can't really predict what she's going to do, however if it were my own hand, I'd know exactly what's coming. I don't think a self-blowjob would be much different.


I disagree, chicks usually suck at giving handjobs. I can do it much better myself.

And no, I couldn't take a shot in the mouth, but maybe if I finished with fapping I would just do that.
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#31
Yeah chicks suck at handjobs. Unless you show them how to do it perfectly, only you know how to hold it right, how much pressure and speed to use in order for it to feel just right. So yes I'd give myself a blowjob if I could.
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#32
I have dreams about it. It's awesome, too bad I wake up
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#33
Well, only if I was a dog, then it's just showing off, but other than that.....I'll leave it to Mrs. Rosey-Palm and her five friends.
#34
I don't really know how to answer this question lol
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#36
gayzorz
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#38
no, that would be too weird.. I have a hand!
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