#5
I Don't Care What They Say
I'm In Love With Youuuu
They Try To Pull Me Awaaay
But They Don't Know The Truuuth!
#7
Fuck serenading her with love songs, rub your penis in her face.

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#9
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Fuck serenading her with love songs, rub your penis in her face.

Quote by 2 15/16
I'm hearing a steady *thump thump* from the people above me and I need some porno grooves to play on my bass to give them some background music. Any ideas?


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#11
Quote by daniel.mycoe
Suck My Love Pump - Spinal Tap


its lick my love pump

anyway do some beatles.
Quote by metalcore123
I hate trying to cover up my cheese in school because the bimbo next to me dislikes the smell of pure love.

I'm bringing farts back!
#12
The Luckiest - Ben Folds

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ca3L6UeVLJY

If that doesn't work, I don't know what would.
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#14
First off, never say 'woo' again unless it's a part of 'woo-hoo'
Second, drop some subtle hints in the song, play '**** Her Gently' by Tenacious D
ohai little sig.
#15
Quote by burrit0
I Don't Care What They Say
I'm In Love With Youuuu
They Try To Pull Me Awaaay
But They Don't Know The Truuuth!

MY HEARTS CRIPPLED BY THE VEIN
THAT I KEEP ON CLOSING
YOU CUT ME OPEN AND I!
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#16
Quote by guitarnoobie
FAIL

It's Lick My Love Pump


Changed it for you darling. I hope I made your night and we can make love as usual.
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#23
Quote by rossjohnson87
She's a sweetheart...and she's got a boyfriend, but pffft, I shall steal her for myself.


....Fail.
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#24
Quote by Deliriumbassist
a guitar is not an extension of your penis, and a song will certainly not rip her away from a current relationship.


Worked for me!
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#25
Quote by rossjohnson87
She's a sweetheart...and she's got a boyfriend, but pffft, I shall steal her for myself.

Not cool man, not cool.
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#26
Quote by rossjohnson87
She's a sweetheart...and she's got a boyfriend, but pffft, I shall steal her for myself.



Man laws dude.

Plus, been there done that, it won't work.
#27
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
MY HEARTS CRIPPLED BY THE VEIN
THAT I KEEP ON CLOSING
YOU CUT ME OPEN AND I!
KEEP BLEEDING
KEEP KEEP BLEEDING LOVE
I KEEP BLEEDING
I KEEP KEEP BLEEDING LOVE
KEEP BLEEDING
KEEP KEEP BLEEDING LOVE
#28
Stop relying on the guitar so goddam much..shat.
Quote by AtThisVelocity
Your crying like a baby to the pit....You have pretty much ruined it for yourself.
#29
Quote by rossjohnson87
She's a sweetheart...and she's got a boyfriend, but pffft, I shall steal her for myself.



What an awesome sentence. That was cool.


Anywho, find out what she likes, then learn to play it if you don't already know. I find that girls like it more if they mention a song they like and then a few days later you play it for them.


EDIT: And don't listen to those guys, it's always possible to steal a girl.
#30
Quote by Msu_Man04
Nine Inch Nails - "Fuck You Like An Animal"


Or "Closer," as it's called to the rest of the world.
#32
Quote by daniel.mycoe
Worked for me!


Locking someone up in your basement and conditioning them to go out with you after playing them a song doesn't count as the song having worked. It's my firm belief that if you have to rely on a song to try and woo someone, you must be really f*cking boring.
#33
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Locking someone up in your basement and conditioning them to go out with you after playing them a song doesn't count as the song having worked. It's my firm belief that if you have to rely on a song to try and woo someone, you must be really f*cking boring.


Not saying thats all she loves about me. Just she has never undone my fly so quickly until the day she forced me to play something to her.
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#36
1. I've seen enough "how do i maek a grl liek me wiv a song?" threads
2. SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND. Give up.


*reported*
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#37
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Locking someone up in your basement and conditioning them to go out with you after playing them a song doesn't count as the song having worked. It's my firm belief that if you have to rely on a song to try and woo someone, you must be really f*cking boring.
I was about to write something similar but less witty.
#38
Quote by smb
I was about to write something similar but less witty.


But I thought you loved me?
Quote by Karvid
You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

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