#1
...are they allowed to fap or anything? I think they do, or they secretly do it or else they go crazy.

Thoughts?
#4
Quote by burrit0
Wow, you're really gay for even thinking that they do that.

How? He was just asking a question. I've wondered that before, so I guess I'm gay too.
#5
of course priests fap
if they didnt theyd cream all over the children before they knew wat was going on!
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#6
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How? He was just asking a question. I've wondered that before, so I guess I'm gay too.
Yeah, you are.
#7
Quote by burrit0
Wow, you're really gay for even thinking that they do that.


I fap in the shower.

You're gay cause you read about where I fap. You sicko.

And probably not, I think it said something somewhere that masturbation is bad.
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TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

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#8
i dont think they do..
my catholic friend was telling me how he has jesus as his background, so every time he goes to download some porn he has to look at jesus ahah... apparently its a sin to fap
#9
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I fap in the shower.

You're gay cause you read about where I fap. You sicko.

And probably not, I think it said something somewhere that masturbation is bad.
Yup.
#11
Quote by The_Paranoia
Cool, I'll be able to hang around more girls then.


See? Being gay has its perks.
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TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

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#14
its not a sin to fap, but its almost impossible not to think about sex and stuff like that while youre doing it.
So thinking about lust and lusting is a sin.

I dont think they do because when youre a christian/catholic and really strongly one then you dont even have those urges very often.
#15
They're not supposed to. Masturbating is a sin.

Oh and also, non priest Catholics aren't supposed to use any form of birth control.
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#16
thats cuz they already r married, to the lord, but he wont put out, so yes they do masturbate.
#17
haha, you're funny.

Oh wait...

And just so you know, I don't masturbate and I'm not "crazy"/"Mental".
I don't have the need.
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#18
Yup, the church looks down on masturbating, so either they do it, sin and then confess to ..themselves?

Or just resist and every once and awhile they'll have wet dreams like a 14 year old.

EDIT - ^ you either have a girlfriend, or you're lying.
#19
Quote by TSmitty6
thats cuz they already r married, to the lord, but he wont put out, so yes they do masturbate.


Wow that sounds awsome!