#1


So, Pit. Today I become one year closer to dying. I am seventeen, I still have no woman, and they still won't let me drive.

Cake for everyone!

#3
happy birthday
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#6
Hmm... Happy Birthday?

I love how the Pit produces a sense of obligatory comradery towards people we've either never met or have been a complete jackass towards.

Now that I'm appreciating this moment even more, I'm going to say it again without the jackassery.


Happy Birthday!
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#7
Happy birthday.

But seriously, these cries for attention can be a little overbearing sometimes.
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Hmm... Happy Birthday?

I love how the Pit produces a sense of obligatory comradery towards people we've either never met or have been a complete jackass towards.

Now that I'm appreciating this moment even more, I'm going to say it again without the jackassery.


Happy Birthday!

Well said. It's worse when they make a thread for themselves.
#8
Happy birthday

I'm 17, good age. Being 18 is guna rock so bad though!
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Nice bum >.> <.<
#9
What a coincidence- I turned 17 about fourteen months ago.

Here, have some sex.

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Happy birthday

I'm 17, good age. Being 18 is guna rock so bad though!


no it won't.
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#10
Happy biiiiirthdaaaay
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#11
thanks for the cake!!!!!!
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#14
happy birthday, i hope your seventeenth is better than what mine was
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#15
Happy birthday!

The cake was delicious and moist!
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#19
lol happy birthday
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#20
the cake is a lie ...

Happy birthday baby !!
dude ?? have you ever had a casual coversation while having sex??

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#21
happy birthday...yeah.
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#23
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Happy birthday.

But seriously, these cries for attention can be a little overbearing sometimes.

Well said. It's worse when they make a thread for themselves.


Thanks, my Pit observations have become much more cynical as time passes...

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Happy birthday

I'm 17, good age. Being 18 is guna rock so bad though!


Imagine your life now, except with a little bit more "life experience", memories, etc., exactly the way it was before, only now you can do things that you were able to do before but were hesitant to do so because some people in society frown upon it.

It will be absolutely no different besides the fact you are in another place in/of time.

Hate to burst the bubble.
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this man is right. everything he says is right. so, stop killing people and get therapy ffs
#24
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I'm only here for the cake.

lol
to ts, happy birthday! i was seventeen a couple of weeks ago, and i had a successful job interview on mine :O so good luck to you.
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#25
I turned 17 three and a half years ago!

YAY!

For your birthday, I give you a cake... yum! A kitty cat! Weee! And the greatest gift of all: THE TRUTH!

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#26
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I turned 17 three and a half years ago!

YAY!

For your birthday, I give you a cake... yum! A kitty cat! Weee! And the greatest gift of all: THE TRUTH!



LOL.
Happy Birthday TS.
#27
Happy Birthday! 17 is a pretty good age, methinks. You're still young looking enough to pretend to be a minor in the bus and pay less of the ticket, but then again, you look old enough to buy alcohol in stores. This all applies to Finland, of course. I don't know how it is where you live.
#28
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Happy Birthday! 17 is a pretty good age, methinks. You're still young looking enough to pretend to be a minor in the bus and pay less of the ticket, but then again, you look old enough to buy alcohol in stores. This all applies to Finland, of course. I don't know how it is where you live.



Aye, this is true in Britain too I find in many cases, unless you're unfortunate enough to look like you're 12.

You can learn to drive at 17 in Britain too
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#29
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Happy Birthday! 17 is a pretty good age, methinks. You're still young looking enough to pretend to be a minor in the bus and pay less of the ticket, but then again, you look old enough to buy alcohol in stores. This all applies to Finland, of course. I don't know how it is where you live.


I cant get a child ticket. I have to play £2.80 for a return to town. (UK).

So I walk.

I love being 17
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Nice bum >.> <.<
#30
The US (California at least) lets you get a permit at 15 1/2 years, then license at 16. However, you can't have any minors in the car with you for a year unless it's family you need to transport or if there is an adult in the car who knows how to drive.

I really don't even want a car. It's too much money. I actually thought it was funny that my mom suggested a motorcycle, since it's normally the exact opposite situation.
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this man is right. everything he says is right. so, stop killing people and get therapy ffs
#33
Happy birthday TS!!!!

Have a fake link: www.youtube.com/5sndoa/alcohol/reply/.pcp

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#34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVhfHtu1fhA



EDIT: I 'tricked' my choir teacher into playing that for a friend's birthday in front of the whole class, about 40-50 people I think.

He stopped it after the second time it said fuck. And woot for no punishment.
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#35


Here I got you a danish.
PICTURE YOURSELF IN A BOAT ON A RIVER
WITH TANGERINE TREES AND MARMALADE SKIES...
#36
happy birthday TS!

you can have this.



no i dont know why either. i just typed pie into yahoo images
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#37
What a coincidence- I turned 17 about fourteen months ago.

Here, have some sex.QUOTE]


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#39
17? Wow...I just turned 19 a few days ago and I still don't feel different. Chances are you won't either.

Happy Birthday though!
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#40
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It's my birthday as well :d


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