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#1
Basically, what are your worst experiences of being dumped or dumping someone?

Mine was with my very first gf, she had just got back from a 3 week summer holiday in france, and I was extremely looking forward to spending the summer with her. Literally meeting her for the first time after her getting back, we were barely a step out the door before the dreaded "we need to talk." came into play.

Any stories, pit?
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Over here, when you dump someone or reject someone, you get weeks and weeks of hatemail, prank phone calls, rumours and verbal abuse from their friends.
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I thought this was gonna be about taking a dump.


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I thought this was gonna be about taking a dump.

+1
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One time on my myspace, by coincidence I had more friends that were girls than friends that were guys, and my gf exploded on me "HOW COME YOU HAVE MORE GIRL FRIENDS THAN GUY FRIENDS HMM???? IS THERE SOMETHING YOU NEED TO TELL ME??"
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#7
I had this one where it came out side ways, then snapped off before it was all the way out, only then did I notice I was low on toilet paper, definately an experience I'd rather forget
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#8
i too thought this was about feaces
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#9
Ah i lived in liverpool no more than a year ago, didn't get that problem..

Also, my sincere apologies to those who thought the thread was about taking a dump.
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Originally Posted by Foo'
I thought this was gonna be about taking a dump.

+1


+1
#11
i had a good one.

one night i went to the movies. we did stuff. i fingered her. all the movie stuff.

next morning i told her we should break up.
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#12
Once, I was having a long distance relationship, and when the girl finally came up to meet me, she dumped me. Since she was up for a weekend, I still had to hangout with her and whatnot, so we went to the movies with my friends. By the end of the night, she was making out with my best friend right in front of me.


That's my only "dumping" experience, but I'm very glad it happened.
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So,UG,I waz liek taking a dUMp on this chi....oh lAwdY.
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#14
My gf dumped me for my best mate( who told her not to ) on Halloween...then got back with me two weeks later cos I was gettting along with her mate and she was lonely
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Once after I decided to bleach my hair (It looked so cool...) As soon as she saw it she said it was over .
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#16
I got dumped the day after valentines day. She greeted me by turning up in front of all my friends with her new boyfriend, and walking straight past me. When I called her she gave me the finger. Naturally, I hit the drink a bit, and when I spoke to her later, she gave m no real explanation.

Beat that assholes.
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#17
ya once time i was in the mall and i had to take **** so bad. i did it, but it was one of those diarrhea kinds, like it all just splatter out as soon as i sat down, and my ass was all wet and no matter how hard i wiped, there would still be **** down there. and i think there was even blood, and my ass started to hurt a bit. not my worst, thoguh, my wrst would be constipation and it was huge as a football, maybe less, but it felt like it.

as for relationship dumping, i got nothing, i've never been in a relationship yet.
#18
The 2nd last one I think. It was the day we finished our Christmas tests for school, and on the way out of the building I was walking along with her and she said "we need to talk"

I dunno, it just happened really suddenly, I mean, we were talking fine, and getting along just fine. Eh, doesn't matter. Life goes on, right?
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#20
once my girlfriend broke up with me because she already had a boyfriend that she met on myspace...
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#22
I had a girlfriend break up with me over email when she lives right across the street. E-Break up FTW!
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My gf dumped me for my best mate( who told her not to ) on Halloween...then got back with me two weeks later cos I was gettting along with her mate and she was lonely

i hope you told her to get ****ed!
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I got dumped the day after valentines day. She greeted me by turning up in front of all my friends with her new boyfriend, and walking straight past me. When I called her she gave me the finger. Naturally, I hit the drink a bit, and when I spoke to her later, she gave m no real explanation.

Beat that assholes.


1) I got dumped on Valentine's day. I belive I made a thread about it, but I was an asshole so I deserved it.

2) I got dumped because my gf thought I was cheating on her with a close (female) friend, but I wasn't. Still a bit cut up about it, tbh.
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I had this really horrible **** once... oh wait.
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M girlfriend, who I varely rarely ever got to see outside of school, and never got to hang out with her in school, agreed to go to the prom with some other dude because "I thought you were going to break up with me". Anyway, she ends up not going to prom with anyone, totally refusing to talk to me while we were there. So that night, me and my friends got high and I dumped her by text. What did she say? "Beat me to it".
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Over here, when you dump someone or reject someone, you get weeks and weeks of hatemail, prank phone calls, rumours and verbal abuse from their friends.

Sounds like highschool.
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I thought this was gonna be about taking a dump.

Me too
#32
she was really immature so was too 'nervous' to dump me herself.
so she got the guy that was cheating on me with to dump me.
i went in a mad rage and i swear i could have killed someone
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#33
My first (and so far, only) girlfriend. Wasn't even a girlfriend. We went out on 2 dates, and she had said yes to a third date, but the day before this was to take place, she told me it "wasn't gonna work out".

I said "Oh, that sucks" and played it off pretty cool.
I then turned around, went into the bathroom, and hurled my guts out.

But it was ok, I stalked her for the next month.
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#35
very misleading title, but it's okay because both versions of the word dump i can apply here. My gf broke up with me on the toilet. Worst crap ever because my deuce came with a brakeup, but best brakup ever because it came with the comfort of me releasing my bowels.

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very misleading title, but it's okay because both versions of the word dump i can apply here. My gf broke up with me on the toilet. Worst crap ever because my deuce came with a brakeup, but best brakup ever because it came with the comfort of me releasing my bowels.


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i had a good one.

one night i went to the movies. we did stuff. i fingered her. all the movie stuff.

next morning i told her we should break up.


If youre content with that you really must be a virgin.
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#38
Ive had an msn dumpage. Over another guy.

Reading some of these is making me really depressed. Especialy as i'm getting to know a particular girl....
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Day straight after our second year anniversary after I gave her a second chance. It was not working apparently. Felt like being sick for the few days after it. I honestly do believe there was another lad involved although she denies it.

Now she is ****ing with me saying she thinks she ahs made the wrong decision and she may change her mind. But she can get ****ed if she thinks she is having another chance.
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