#1
so I've got some questions that you people should be able to answer:

what are chavs?
what is tubgirl?
what's the deal about Chuck Norris? (seriously, WTF?)
what is flamenco? (i think it's a guitar techqnique, but can someone describe it?)
what does it mean when someone posts /thread?
what is auto-tune?
what is 4chan?
what is the "box incedent"?
#2
flamenco is a guitar style that is played mainly with Hispanic Music. It is typically play on the Phyrogian mode, which is basically E to E on a C concert scale. Basically, it is the same as a natural minor except for the minor second.


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#3
i have a question for you:

Have you ever heard of google?
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#4
4chan is a image/forum website.

Don't go there

Unless you want free pron
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#6
A chav is a wannabe badass.
Tubgirl is a picture of a girl in a tub... ****ting, all over herself.
Chuck Norris... Well what can I say? The man's a legend.
/thread means that they have posted the best answer in the thread and it is now the end of the thread.
auto-tune?... I think you're reffering to the Gibson robot guitar which tunes itself.
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#7
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i have a question for you:

Have you ever heard of google?


this is probably the moust douchiest douche bag response i've seen... brilliant...
#8
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this is probably the moust douchiest douche bag response i've seen... brilliant...




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#9
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Chav Answer:



Oi, where'd you get that picture of my mother?!
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#11
So many of those questions could have been answered with simply "internet meme."
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#12
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Oi, where'd you get that picture of my mother?!


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#14
The box incident involved a thread that showed how to get free boxes from the USPS. And then an avalanche of threads of people posting their pictures of box forts and what not. Rankles was not pleased.

Edit: Dude you've been here for over a year. You are aware the Titanic sank the Germans lost 2 world wars and man walked on the moon aren't you?
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The box incident involved a thread that showed how to get free boxes from the USPS. And then an avalanche of threads of people posting their pictures of box forts and what not. Rankles was not pleased.

Edit: Dude you've been here for over a year. You are aware the Titanic sank the Germans lost 2 world wars and man walked on the moon aren't you?[/QUOTE]


Wow dude...I have no idea where you were trying to go with this last part...but it doesn't make any ****ing sense to have added it. It looks like you were trying to be funny...but you're not.
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Oi, where'd you get that picture of my mother?!

How old was she when she had you?
6? 7?
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#17
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The box incident involved a thread that showed how to get free boxes from the USPS. And then an avalanche of threads of people posting their pictures of box forts and what not. Rankles was not pleased.

Edit: Dude you've been here for over a year. You are aware the Titanic sank the Germans lost 2 world wars and man walked on the moon aren't you?[/QUOTE]


Wow dude...I have no idea where you were trying to go with this last part...but it doesn't make any ****ing sense to have added it. It looks like you were trying to be funny...but you're not.

lol. you're dumb.
What Jackal was obviously trying to do was point out how much TS had missed if he's been here for a year and still doesn't understand these things.
I thought it was funny Jackal.
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#18
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lol. you're dumb.
What Jackal was obviously trying to do was point out how much TS had missed if he's been here for a year and still doesn't understand these things.
I thought it was funny Jackal.

And me!!!!
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#19
what are chavs? People from Britain who wear sportswear and listen to poorly produced rap and dance music
what is tubgirl? Internet demooonnnn
what's the deal about Chuck Norris? (seriously, WTF?) Lame.
what is flamenco? (i think it's a guitar techqnique, but can someone describe it?) A dance as well as a geeetaaahhh technique.
what does it mean when someone posts /thread? It means they think their post is a good note to end the thread on. It's in the style of html and the like.
what is 4chan? Home of internet deeeemooonnnssss
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#21
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The box incident involved a thread that showed how to get free boxes from the USPS. And then an avalanche of threads of people posting their pictures of box forts and what not. Rankles was not pleased.

Edit: Dude you've been here for over a year. You are aware the Titanic sank the Germans lost 2 world wars and man walked on the moon aren't you?



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#22
what are chavs? Dickheads. The enemies of any metalhead etc.

what is tubgirl? Google it.

what's the deal about Chuck Norris? (seriously, WTF?) Supposedly, he cannot be beaten. Watch the film 'Way of the Dragon', you know then that he isn't

what is flamenco? (i think it's a guitar techqnique, but can someone describe it?) Basically Hispanic/Latin guitar.

what does it mean when someone posts /thread? Close thread (like in html you put [ /wtahever)

what is auto-tune? Iunno.

what is 4chan? An English talk forum based in Japan that has spammed nearly every other forum on the internetz

what is the "box incedent"? Iunno.
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#23
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Seriously, what's up with this new breed of people who have never heard of the internet before? Google is your friend TS.

Except with tubgirl. Just, ignore your curiosity on that one.
#24
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The box incident involved a thread that showed how to get free boxes from the USPS. And then an avalanche of threads of people posting their pictures of box forts and what not. Rankles was not pleased.



What?! I never heard about any box incident!

I'm sorry, but I find that hilarious. Box forts...


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#25
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The box incident involved a thread that showed how to get free boxes from the USPS. And then an avalanche of threads of people posting their pictures of box forts and what not. Rankles was not pleased.

The best part of that thread was all the people who lost their nerve after ordering the boxes and then got worried that they were going to be arrested.
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#26
christ, guys. auto-tune is a (now) generic name for something that changes the pitches of notes to make sure they all fit within a predetermined scale. It's mostly used on studio recordings with poor vocalists who can't hit the proper notes. Rapper T-pain uses lots of it for effect. Lil Wayne used it for effect in that song, Lollipop. It's what makes his voice sound all weird.
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#27
Being UG's Chuck Norris, I am trained to answer questions like yours. Do not question Chuck. He will kill you with a roundhouse kick to the face.

NOTHING HURTS BATMAN!

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#28
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so I've got some questions that you people should be able to answer:

what are chavs? Google
what is tubgirl? Google
what's the deal about Chuck Norris? (seriously, WTF?) Google
what is flamenco? (i think it's a guitar techqnique, but can someone describe it?) Google
what does it mean when someone posts /thread? Google
what is auto-tune? Google
what is 4chan? Google
what is the "box incedent"? Google?

K?
#29
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Seriously, what's up with this new breed of people who have never heard of the internet before? Google is your friend TS.

Except with tubgirl. Just, ignore your curiosity on that one.


I'm tempted to sig that

The last line made your post epic
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I'm tempted to sig that

The last line made your post epic

By all means, go ahead