#1
so here share all the bad stories you have of the dmv

about a month ago i went to the dmv to get my learner's permit, after waiting 2 hours i barely pass the test but then they tell me the cameras are down and i have to come back. i kinda forgot about it until yesterday so i went back and got my permit after waiting probably another 2 hours and i didnt proofread my permit. so here i am, Jeff, a female organ donor


any similar experiences?
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#2
ive been to hell i spell it... i spell it dmv

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#3
lol.. i guess u had d worst luck i dont think anyone has faced something like that

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#4
i failed my g1 4 times it took me 3 days to get, i got my g2 the first thry and i saw a woman get deported or soemthing cuz her pasport was fake or soemthign liek, i didnt see all of it becuase i got my G2!! :P
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drive test lady: "hahahahaha!, hey guess what!!!"
me: "what?"
lady: "I could die today!!! my life is in your hands!!!!"
me: *silence* "um ok"
lady: *still laughing her ass off*
lady: *still laughing, 15 seconds into it now"
me: "well...i gues u could die anyday really"
lady: *stops mid laugh and stares at me* "not funny"
*akward silence*
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drive test lady: "hahahahaha!, hey guess what!!!"
me: "what?"
lady: "I could die today!!! my life is in your hands!!!!"
me: *silence* "um ok"
lady: *still laughing her ass off*
lady: *still laughing, 15 seconds into it now"
me: "well...i gues u could die anyday really"
lady: *stops mid laugh and stares at me* "not funny"
*akward silence*



hahahaha not funny
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ive been to hell i spell it... i spell it dmv

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Quote by TSmitty6
drive test lady: "hahahahaha!, hey guess what!!!"
me: "what?"
lady: "I could die today!!! my life is in your hands!!!!"
me: *silence* "um ok"
lady: *still laughing her ass off*
lady: *still laughing, 15 seconds into it now"
me: "well...i gues u could die anyday really"
lady: *stops mid laugh and stares at me* "not funny"
*akward silence*

wtf.


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Quote by TSmitty6
drive test lady: "hahahahaha!, hey guess what!!!"
me: "what?"
lady: "I could die today!!! my life is in your hands!!!!"
me: *silence* "um ok"
lady: *still laughing her ass off*
lady: *still laughing, 15 seconds into it now"
me: "well...i gues u could die anyday really"
lady: *stops mid laugh and stares at me* "not funny"
*akward silence*

haha.

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#13
Well when I went to get my permit, they only tested 1 eye, which was my bad eye unfortunately. So they made me go get glasses. We came back a few days later or something with proof that I got glasses (but they were being made). Then they told me I have to actually have the glasses with me. So we came back and then I finally got my damn permit.

Now when I got my license, I was matched up with a racist test driver person. I did nearly perfect on the written test and same on the driving test. She told me, "You did nearly perfect on your written test, but terrible on your driving test. You fail."

So I went back, got a new person and took it again, they told me there was no reason why I shouldn't have failed the first time.

So yea, racism sucks.
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#14
When I was taking my driver's test I had this really scary instructor who didn't even say hi. He just told me to get in the car and start the course. After finishing the course I told him, "well that wasn't too hard," and smiled.

He just looked at me, cracked up at told me I failed.
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Well when I went to get my permit, they only tested 1 eye, which was my bad eye unfortunately. So they made me go get glasses. We came back a few days later or something with proof that I got glasses (but they were being made). Then they told me I have to actually have the glasses with me. So we came back and then I finally got my damn permit.

Now when I got my license, I was matched up with a racist test driver person. I did nearly perfect on the written test and same on the driving test. She told me, "You did nearly perfect on your written test, but terrible on your driving test. You fail."

So I went back, got a new person and took it again, they told me there was no reason why I shouldn't have failed the first time.

So yea, racism sucks.

in your second to last sentence, it should be "should", hehe.

i did fine on my permit test, but i failed my first driving test. i apparently made one of those major mistakes that fail you automatically. i guess you aren't allowed to hit pedestrians, why wasn't i told? other than that minor slip-up, i only made 1 minor error in the test.

[ok ok, so i didn't actually hit the pedestrian. right when we got going, i was pulling out of the parking lot of the dmv, and there is this hedge that gives you a nice big blindspot all down the sidewalk. as i had literally just started driving with this guy, i was still getting used to it and still totally nervous, so i wasn't really looking ahead like i should have been, and didn't see the pedestrian in time to stop properly, i had to stop....er..."abruptly" hehe.]


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