#1
MAKE YOUR OWN GUITAR CENTER STORY!

So I'm at guitar center today, and I pick up a nice _______ and plug in. I start to play some ____, while all around me, these _____ guys are _____ their asses off on various _____s and _____s, and it doesn't sound particularly good. I do my own thing, even though I can barely even hear my own playing. Finally, one of them says to me, "dude, what are you doing? You can't play worth ****!" I just say, "I'm a _______ man." and walk away/shred his ass off. I retreat into the acoustic room for awhile until some ______ guys come in and start doing some INSANELY awesome __________ stuff. So I hung out with them for awhile and went home.

Does anyone else have this problem at their local GC?
Last edited by SpelChek at Jul 26, 2008,
#4
So I'm at food city today, and I pick up a nice meat loaf and plug in. I start to wail out some ketchup, while all around me, these French guys are cooking on various snails and frog legs, and it doesn't sound particularly good. I do my own thing, even though I can barely even hear my own playing. Finally, one of them says to me, "Stupid American! You can't play worth ****!" I just say, "I'm a beef man." and walk away. I retreat into the acoustic room for awhile until some acoustic guys come in and start doing some delicious stuff. So I hung out with them for awhile and went To Olive Garden.

Does anyone else have this problem at their local Grocery store?
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#8
So I'm at guitar center today, and I pick up a nice poop and plug in. I start to play some penis, while all around me, these boobie guys are screwing their asses off on various vaginas and diarrhea's, and it doesn't sound particularly good. I do my own thing, even though I can barely even hear my own playing. Finally, one of them says to me, "dude, what are you doing? You can't play worth ****!" I just say, "I'm an anal man." and walk away/shred his ass off. I retreat into the acoustic room for awhile until some butthole guys come in and start doing some INSANELY awesome titty stuff. So I hung out with them for awhile and went home.

Just like when I was 7.
#9
Quote by SpelChek
MAKE YOUR OWN GUITAR CENTER STORY!

So I'm at guitar center today, and I pick up a nice whisk and plug in. I start to play some risk, while all around me, these gay guys are showing their asses off on various videos and photoss, and it doesn't sound particularly good. I do my own thing, even though I can barely even hear my own playing. Finally, one of them says to me, "dude, what are you doing? You can't play worth ****!" I just say, "I'm a straight man." and walk away/shred his ass off. I retreat into the acoustic room for awhile until some transvestite guys come in and start doing some INSANELY awesome Rocky Horror stuff. So I hung out with them for awhile and went home.

Does anyone else have this problem at their local GC?



There.
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He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#10
So I'm at guitar center today, and I pick up a nice pair of breasts and plug in. I start to play some Grateful Dead, while all around me, these gay guys are raping their asses off on various tables and displays, and it doesn't sound particularly good. I do my own thing, even though I can barely even hear my own playing. Finally, one of them says to me, "dude, what are you doing? You can play worth Prince!" I just say, "I'm a straight man and like Page." and walk away/shred another mans ass off. I retreat into the acoustic room for awhile until some guys come in and start doing some INSANELY awesome chording stuff. So I hung out with them for awhile and went home.


Mehh, I tried..........
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



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#11
So I'm at guitar center today, and I pick up a nice Telecaster and plug in. I start to wail out some blues, while all around me, these metal guys are tapping their asses off on various Deans and Ibanezes, and it doesn't sound particularly good. I do my own thing, even though I can barely even hear my own playing. Finally, one of them says to me, "dude, what are you doing? You can't play worth ****!" I just say, "I'm a blues man." and walk away. I retreat into the acoustic room for awhile until some acoustic guys come in and start doing some INSANELY awesome picking pattern stuff. So I hung out with them for awhile and went home.

Does anyone else have this problem at their local GC?

amidoinitrite?
#12
So I'm at guitar center today, and I pick up a nice hooker and plug in. I start to play some sex, while all around me, these jealous guys are pounding their asses off on various homosexuals and homosexuals, and it doesn't sound particularly good. I do my own thing, even though I can barely even hear my own playing. Finally, one of them says to me, "dude, what are you doing? You can't play worth ****!" I just say, "I'm a gay man." and walk away/shred his ass off. I retreat into the acoustic room for awhile until some cute guys come in and start doing some INSANELY awesome erotic stuff. So I hung out with them for awhile and went home.
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#13
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to much effort for a thread
lol
ok idea but
suprised it hasnt gotten hijacked or anything yet
Pull my finger

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"Kyle.. Do you know what homosex is?"
me:"...yes... why?"
"Do you want to have it?"
Me again:"...no Anthony..no i don't"
"Oh.. okay.. good night"

haha

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Dear god the pit is a force to be reckoned with.
#14
So I'm at guitar center today, and I pick up a nice Music Man Petrucci BFR 7 in Amethyst Burstand plug in. I start to play some Dream Theater and Paul Gilbert style riffs and **** like that, while all around me, these MCR and Fallout Boy chotchbags are playing their asses off on various riffs and ****, and it doesn't sound particularly good. I do my own thing, even though I can barely even hear my own playing. Finally, one of them says to me, "dude, what are you doing? You can't play worth ****!" I just say, "**** you, you ****ing pin dick-ed sluntrag." and shred his ass off. I retreat into the acoustic room for awhile until some classical guys come in and start doing some INSANELY awesome Paganini renditions. So I hung out with them for awhile and went home.
#16
MAKE YOUR OWN GUITAR CENTER STORY!

So I'm at guitar center today, and I pick up a nice Jackson and plug in. I start to play some Metal while all around me, these Gay guys are touching their asses off on various dildos and rubber fists, and it doesn't sound particularly good. I do my own thing, even though I can barely even hear my own playing. Finally, one of them says to me, "dude, what are you doing? You can't play worth ****!" I just say, "I'm a straight man." and walk away/shred his ass off. I retreat into the acoustic room for awhile until some not guys come in and start doing some INSANELY awesome un gay stuff. So I hung out with them for awhile and went home.

Does anyone else have this problem at their local GC?
#17
Quote by SpelChek
MAKE YOUR OWN GUITAR CENTER STORY!

So I'm at guitar center today, and I pick up a nice hooker and plug in. I start to play some Isaac Hayes and get down to business , while all around me, these crazy guys are stoning their asses off on various pills and inhalants, and it doesn't sound particularly good. I do my own thing, even though I can barely even hear my own playing. Finally, one of them says to me, "dude, what are you doing? You can't play worth ****!" I just say, "I'm a sensitive man." and walk away/shred his ass off. I retreat into the acoustic room for awhile until some hawt guys come in and start doing some INSANELY awesome fisting and double penetration stuff. So I hung out with them for awhile and went home.

Does anyone else have this problem at their local GC?

Its all too true.
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#18
So, do you guys have a life AT ALL outside of the Pit?
He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.

Quote by John Frusciante
Music isn't the Olympics. It's not about showing other people what you can do with a piece of wood in your hands that has strings on, it's about making sounds that are good.
#19
So I'm at guitar center today, and I pick up a nice girl and plug in. I start to play some game with her, while all around me, these incredibly beefy guys are dancing their asses off on various shits and giggless, and it doesn't sound particularly good. I do my own thing, even though I can barely even hear my own playing. Finally, one of them says to me, "dude, what are you doing? You can't play worth ****!" I just say, "I'm an emo kid, non conforming as can be..." and walk away/shred his ass off. I retreat into the acoustic room for awhile until some trout guys come in and start doing some INSANELY awesome penis stuff. So I hung out with them for awhile and went home.

Does anyone else have this problem at their local GC?
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#20
So I'm at guitar center today, and I pick up a nice Dean and plug in. I start to play some Cowboys From Hell, while all around me, these mainstream guys are failing their asses off on various Strats and Gibsons, and it doesn't sound particularly good. I do my own thing, even though I can barely even hear my own playing. Finally, one of them says to me, "dude, what are you doing? You can't play worth ****!" I just say, "I'm Dimebag man." and shred his ass off. I retreat into the acoustic room for awhile until some US Marine guy comes in and starts doing some INSANELY awesome firearms display stuff. So I hung out with them for awhile and went home.

Does anyone else have this problem at their local GC?
#21
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....
to much effort for a thread
lol
ok idea but
suprised it hasnt gotten hijacked or anything yet


How can this thread get hijacked? It is a hijack thread in itself.
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#22
So I'm at guitar center today, and I pick up a nive vibrator and plug in. I start to play some orgasmical stuff, while all around me, these anti-methodist guys are fapping their asses off on various dougnuts and bagels, and it doesn't sound particularly good. I do my own thing, even though I can barely even hear my own playing. Finally, one of them says to me, "dude, what are you doing? You can't play worth ****!" I just say, "I'm a ultra-nationalist man." and walk away/shred his ass off. I retreat into the acoustic room for awhile until some bisexual guys come in and start doing some INSANELY awesome totally not gay stuff. So I hung out with them for awhile and went home (to fap)
#23
Quote by SpelChek
MAKE YOUR OWN GUITAR CENTER STORY!

So I'm at guitar center today, and I pick up a nice __bottle of lotion_____ and plug in. I start to play some __straight beatin' it__, while all around me, these __latino___ guys are __sucking___ their asses off on various __boy___s and __girl___s, and it doesn't sound particularly good. I do my own thing, even though I can barely even hear my own playing. Finally, one of them says to me, "dude, what are you doing? You can't play worth ****!" I just say, "I'm a __transvestite_____ man." and walk away/shred his ass off. I retreat into the acoustic room for awhile until some ___guido___ guys come in and start doing some INSANELY awesome ____butt______ stuff. So I hung out with them for awhile and went home.

Does anyone else have this problem at their local GC?

Am I doing it right?
#24
So I'm at guitar center today, and I pick up a nice Squire Strat and plug in. I start to play some Fuckin' Slayer, while all around me, these awesome guys are laughing their asses off on various levels and volumes, and it doesn't sound particularly good. I do my own thing, even though I can barely even hear my own playing. Finally, one of them says to me, "dude, what are you doing? You can't play worth ****!" I just say, "I'm a homosexual man." and walk away/shred his ass off. I retreat into the acoustic room for awhile until some homosexual guys come in and start doing some INSANELY awesome sexual stuff. So I hung out with them for awhile and went home.
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
#26
The Sexual Version

So I'm at guitar center today, and I pick up a nice chick and plug in. I start to play some butt secks, while all around me, these doosh guys are fappin their asses off on various pornos and playboys, and it doesn't sound particularly good. I do my own thing, even though I can barely even hear my own playing. Finally, one of them says to me, "dude, what are you doing? You can't play worth ****!" I just say, "I'm a sexual man." and walk away/shred his ass off. I retreat into the acoustic room for awhile until some guys on viagra come in and start doing some INSANELY awesome women ****ing stuff. So I hung out with them for awhile and went home.