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#1
So im pretty sure im loosing my job on Monday, Cause they cant file the paperwork till the HR gets in on Monday, so i have to work Sunday knowing im going to be gone.

So im asking the pit...What should I do tomorrow to leave with style.

I work at Menards, which is a Hardware store. And i work in the lumberyard, with access to forklifts.

If you where me, what would you do just before you know you where getting fired?
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#3
Go to work drunk as hell.
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#4
Walk in with a stereo blasting that song from 2001: A space oddessey. The one that goes "duuuuh danaaaaaa DANAAAAA DANNANANNANA!!!!! bombombombombombombommmmmmmm"
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#5
I would just work out the rest of the day so you can use the workplace as a reference on future applications. Unless you already were a douche to the company than I'd recommend burning the place to the ground.
#6
Quote by AtThisVelocity
So im pretty sure im loosing my job on Monday, Cause they cant file the paperwork till the HR gets in on Monday, so i have to work Sunday knowing im going to be gone.

So im asking the pit...What should I do tomorrow to leave with style.

I work at Menards, which is a Hardware store. And i work in the lumberyard, with access to forklifts.

If you where me, what would you do just before you know you where getting fired?


"Use the forklift to fight off the grammar nazis." would be my first reaction.
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#7
Do something subtle, if anything at all. You don't want to ruin your future prospects.
#8
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Go to work drunk as hell.

This. Plus the forklift. Nature will take it's course.
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#9
dump logs on top of your boss' office.
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#10
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dump logs on top of your boss' office.


Win...So far.

Now by logs do you mean wood logs or poo logs?
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That made absoulutely no sense how do you tie your shoes in little nazi's?
#12
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Go to work drunk as hell.

Then go joy riding on the forklifts. Challenge your boss to a round of gladiators on a forklift each.
#13
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Do something subtle, if anything at all. You don't want to ruin your future prospects.



dont be a p***y
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i'd go gay for hendrix 128 he's fricken hillarious.



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To me, Jonas Brothers sound identical to Dragonforce. So I'm not sure what you've just proved.
#16
If i were you i would get drunk the race people on the forklifts. That would be worth watchen.
#17
dude infinite amount of wood!!!!!! u could build ur own guitar. even better u could build ur own house
#18
Take a crap on the seat of the fork lift, my advice, eat a box of total and 15 fiber bars. Or just get drunk...
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#19
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Rather a p***y than homeless.


I think I would take some tail over not having a home anyday...but thanks Captain Obvious.

But getting drunk and going to work is possible, but as for the racing of the forklifts, with all the bumps in the yard, i wouldnt be able to get far without getting drunk sick and throwing up all over myself.

But when i found out i was getting fired, My friend had been wanting some of this Oak Board to make cabinets out of, so i ran my forks into the side of the sheets and damaged like four of them, now he gets a discount. hahaha
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#20
May I ask why you think/know you're getting fired? What did you do? If you aren't 100% sure you're getting fired then don't do anything because you might not be getting fired.
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#21
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Rather a p***y than homeless.


+1
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i'd go gay for hendrix 128 he's fricken hillarious.



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To me, Jonas Brothers sound identical to Dragonforce. So I'm not sure what you've just proved.
#22
Show up really early and form all the wood into a giant fort/barricade. Only those with the secret code shall pass!
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#23
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May I ask why you think/know you're getting fired? What did you do? If you aren't 100% sure you're getting fired then don't do anything because you might not be getting fired.


Well, i have worked there for over two and a half years, and in that time have gained a total of 9 tardies and no shows...Im suppose to be fired after the first three, and they recently told me, "dont be late again or your out of here. " and i was late again today, and they said they have to wait till HR comes in on Monday to fill out my papers for the initial fire. Plus they had me stand on the forks today and lifted me up to do some things in some pretty high places, which is against a lot of rules, and they wouldnt have had me do it if they wanted to keep me, cause once Main Man Menards finds out im gone no matter what. But riding the forks was probably the craziest thing i've done in a long time, lol.

Plus i have another job lined up, so im not to worried, i was going to leave anyways.
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That made absoulutely no sense how do you tie your shoes in little nazi's?
#24
Quote by AtThisVelocity
I think I would take some tail over not having a home anyday...but thanks Captain Obvious.

But getting drunk and going to work is possible, but as for the racing of the forklifts, with all the bumps in the yard, i wouldnt be able to get far without getting drunk sick and throwing up all over myself.

But when i found out i was getting fired, My friend had been wanting some of this Oak Board to make cabinets out of, so i ran my forks into the side of the sheets and damaged like four of them, now he gets a discount. hahaha


What I'm saying is that you should do something that can't be easilt traced back to you. Lacing the bosses coffee with horse laxative, for instance. They will know it was you, but they won't be able to prove that to the police of future employers. There is no-use in getting even more screwed over...
#25
take a dump on your boss' desk- works EVERY time.
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#26
Wait...why are you getting fired?

And you should pull a Fight Club and beat the **** out of yourself in your boss' office and then get 52 paychecks to stay at home.

*edit* oh I'd just sort of somehow skipped over your explanation of why, so nevermind on that
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#28
Quote by AtThisVelocity
Well, i have worked there for over two and a half years, and in that time have gained a total of 9 tardies and no shows...Im suppose to be fired after the first three, and they recently told me, "dont be late again or your out of here. " and i was late again today, and they said they have to wait till HR comes in on Monday to fill out my papers for the initial fire. Plus they had me stand on the forks today and lifted me up to do some things in some pretty high places, which is against a lot of rules, and they wouldnt have had me do it if they wanted to keep me, cause once Main Man Menards finds out im gone no matter what. But riding the forks was probably the craziest thing i've done in a long time, lol.

Plus i have another job lined up, so im not to worried, i was going to leave anyways.


Looks like you can get the company in a lot of sh*t if you have proof.
#29
... why are so many of the replies related to feces?
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#31
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... why are so many of the replies related to feces?



umm.....it's the pit?

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#32
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Obviously the 18 month old children of the Pit have reached the poo smearing phase.

lol
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#33
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Looks like you can get the company in a lot of sh*t if you have proof.


True, but I would want to do that to them, they have enough problems trying to stay in business. Plus, I don't want my friends to lose their jobs.
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That made absoulutely no sense how do you tie your shoes in little nazi's?
#34
Quote by AtThisVelocity
True, but I would want to do that to them, they have enough problems trying to stay in business. Plus, I don't want my friends to lose their jobs.


They'd be in more sh*t if they get someone else to do it and they injure themselves.
#35
Quote by AtThisVelocity
Well, i have worked there for over two and a half years, and in that time have gained a total of 9 tardies and no shows...Im suppose to be fired after the first three, and they recently told me, "dont be late again or your out of here. " and i was late again today, and they said they have to wait till HR comes in on Monday to fill out my papers for the initial fire. Plus they had me stand on the forks today and lifted me up to do some things in some pretty high places, which is against a lot of rules, and they wouldnt have had me do it if they wanted to keep me, cause once Main Man Menards finds out im gone no matter what. But riding the forks was probably the craziest thing i've done in a long time, lol.

Plus i have another job lined up, so im not to worried, i was going to leave anyways.


You know you could get them in a LOT of trouble if they made you stand on the forks to do stuff high up...
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#36
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You know you could get them in a LOT of trouble if they made you stand on the forks to do stuff high up...


YES! yes i know...but like i said, it was totally cool, and it's not like they where like, " GET ON THE FORKS!!! NOW!!!! HIEL!!!!" One of my friends said he needed someone to do it, the manager said it was ok as long as no one saw and they figured since i was getting fired anyway...

Why don't we stick to the topic of the thread, i didn't start it for no reason.
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oh man, seems as though i totally forgot about anal


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That made absoulutely no sense how do you tie your shoes in little nazi's?
#37
Quote by kyle100
May I ask why you think/know you're getting fired? What did you do? If you aren't 100% sure you're getting fired then don't do anything because you might not be getting fired.


he's a pit monkey, i think its safe to assume he's being fired.

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Show up really early and form all the wood into a giant fort/barricade. Only those with the secret code shall pass!


also, this is absolute win

oh, or if you want some laughs that can't really get you into corperate trouble,

Insist that your forklift is really a transformer (named Squishy, of course) and demand that everyone call you "Conquistador" to take this one step further, find one of those plastic label makers, and make a Conquistador sticker to go over your name tag
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#38
Quote by AtThisVelocity
Well, i have worked there for over two and a half years, and in that time have gained a total of 9 tardies and no shows...Im suppose to be fired after the first three, and they recently told me, "dont be late again or your out of here. " and i was late again today, and they said they have to wait till HR comes in on Monday to fill out my papers for the initial fire. Plus they had me stand on the forks today and lifted me up to do some things in some pretty high places, which is against a lot of rules, and they wouldnt have had me do it if they wanted to keep me, cause once Main Man Menards finds out im gone no matter what. But riding the forks was probably the craziest thing i've done in a long time, lol.

Plus i have another job lined up, so im not to worried, i was going to leave anyways.

Ah well, in that case, best of luck ****ing over your old job.
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#39
Don't screw any possible references.
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#40
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Don't screw any possible references.


*sigh* Like i said before...THEY ARE GOING TO FIRE ME!!!! There is no possible reference.

So i take getting fired like a bit*h or I make something good of my lame a** job at the hardware store.
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