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What musicians in the metal world, don't really have the appearance that goes with the music they play?


I'd have to say Adam Duce of Machine Head for one.



The rest of the guys in MH look like they would play that music. But Adam has that straight out of Europe-Death metal look.
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#2
buckethead

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#3
the singer from coheed and cambria. oh, sorry didn't see the "metal" part. haha.
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I always notice him when I watch the live hammer smashed face video..
#7
Can I have myself in this thread? I have no pictures, but I play metal, and I have short hair and glasses.
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#10
Paul Di'anno. Looks like a character from West Side Story while everyone else in Iron Maiden actually look like metal-heads.
#11
Ihsahn. Some Dante-from-Superbad-Lookin-Guy in one of the greatest black metal bands :P

haha dont even get me started on when he was bald!
#12
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the singer from coheed and cambria. oh, sorry didn't see the "metal" part. haha.


haha

Jordan Rudess from Dream Theater.
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#14
Paul Masvidal. he doesn't look metal at all. then again he plays jazz-metal.

also the current Jon Petrucci with his short hair. he looks like he should be in a slighty more badass version of Weezer.

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#17
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All of Akercocke? Or do the suits make them more black metal?

They wear the suits to combat the stereotypes of what Satanic musicians are supposed to look like. IE they're trying to look sophisticated rather than kvlt.
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also the current Jon Petrucci with his short hair. he looks like he should be in a slighty more badass version of Weezer.



Wait...he's back to short hair again?
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#20
Quote by cherginator
Wait...he's back to short hair again?


No, he still has the long hair.

and I love Iron Maiden, and Bruce Dickinson, but he really just looks like some normal (secretly badass) suburban dad.



EDIT: Same with Tim Owens, with Iced Earth. I hate to say it... but he almost looks... nu-metal.

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#22
Ken Owen.
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#23
You know who else doesn't suit the band they're in?

Cristina Scabbia.

She needs to be in my band.


...and by band, I mean pants.


I hate you Jim Root.

#24
this does not look like it should belong in a metal band.

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#25
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this does not look like it should belong in a metal band.


We've already established that you're slow. Maybe that pertains in more than one way?

John Petrucci no longer has short hair. He hasn't for a while now.

This is him recently.

#26
These guys:


shouldn't be in this:
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I... I should return to Arkham.


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#27
Quote by Delanoir
You know who else doesn't suit the band they're in?

Cristina Scabbia.

She needs to be in my band.


...and by band, I mean pants.


I hate you Jim Root.


I'd Jim Root in her band...
#28
Quote by Magero
I'd Jim Root in her band...


Wow, that nearly came off as very funny, but you honestly stretched the laws of punctuation to the point where they broke and so did all the comedic potential.

I get what you are trying to say, but you're just not saying it.
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#31
Gayest thread ever. How can someone's 'looks' not suit a metal band?
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#32
^Quite easily. Not that it has any real importance at all though.

But I strongly stick by the fact it's how metal you are. Nothing else.
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#33
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Wow, that nearly came off as very funny, but you honestly stretched the laws of punctuation to the point where they broke and so did all the comedic potential.

I get what you are trying to say, but you're just not saying it.

Don't think of it as "I'd root her band", think of it as "I'd root around in her band".

Works much better.
#35
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Don't think of it as "I'd root her band", think of it as "I'd root around in her band".

Works much better.


ja, Ja, I gets it, but stil no work sowwy.
#36
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Gayest thread ever. How can someone's 'looks' not suit a metal band?



Its for fun more than anything. Its not like if someone doesnt have the look of a metal guy, I automatically go "Well **** listening to this band"
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#37
Quote by Dyer's Eve
Ken Owen.


To think that this, is the legendary drummer for Carcass...is a bit odd.

#38
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These guys:


shouldn't be in this:




That's good...but it made me sad.
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#40
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^^Why is Ken in that pic if he's not on the tour


Because he's an original member I suppose, maybe that's why he's not on the line up, but upfront.
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