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#1
Okay so I tried the searchbar and got a shatload of unrelated things, and I feel the sex thread isn't exactly perfect for this... so here goes...

Anyone ever kind of get grossed out when you hook up with a girl who you know gives blowjobs? I mean before you go flaming on and on, hear me out. Like do you ever start thinking about the fact that she's had some dude's banana around her mouth when your making out with her and crap? I don't know if it's just me or what but lately i've been having this phase where i think that every time i make out with a girl and it totally throws off my mood and whatnot... please tell me i'm not alone..? or tell me i'm a retarded freak who should go jump off a rather high building for the sake of tits on a whale...
#4
No I feel ya.

She can't suck any worse than the dude in your avatar. *boom!*
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#6
your not alone. I too have had that thought come up in my head. I'm fine as long as they just brush they're teeth every once in a while

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I assume she's brushed her teeth since her last dick MOT, so... yeah...

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#8
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I find blow-jobs in general to be slightly gross.

If this applies to women, then I'm going to call you gay.
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#9
lol, unless young virgins are your thing, chances are she's blown or ****ed someone, dont think about it. End of the day it's a case of then, now
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#10
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If this applies to women, then I'm going to call you gay.

Ever think some people simply don't like oral sex? I find digital sex (fingering and stuff, not cyber) quite gross and a turn off.
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#12
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I think about it too. But it only makes it hotter.


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#14
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Ever think some people simply don't like oral sex? I find digital sex (fingering and stuff, not cyber) quite gross and a turn off.


fingering is digital sex?

last time i looked it was called masturbation
#15
I have no problems making out with a girl who gives head, because that'll prolly lead to her giving me head.


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your not alone. I too have had that thought come up in my head. I'm fine as long as they just brush they're teeth every once in a while



So many things in that post made me laugh.

And TS, it's very funny you have Kirby as your avatar.
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#16
Thirty-seven!?
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#18
I'm sure any gal in question might be squeamish if she knew you had your tongue buried to the hilt in another gal's cooter. But, thats what we have tooth brushing and showering for.
#19
Quote by sloppyjoe24
your not alone. I too have had that thought come up in my head. I'm fine as long as they just brush they're teeth every once in a while

yeah, as long as by "every once in a while." you mean "twice daily, at least."

i have to side with Tire Me on this one. he speaks the truth.
#21
Would you rather makeout with a guy who has given his share of knobs some slobbin...i dont think so, you have to learn to get over your fear, you cant be with virgins forever, and if you dont mind me asking...what kind of girl's you hanging out with that before she makes out with you she blabs out the fact that she loves to suck stick?
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oh man, seems as though i totally forgot about anal


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#22
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Would you rather makeout with a guy who has given his share of knobs some slobbin...i dont think so, you have to learn to get over your fear, you cant be with virgins forever, and if you dont mind me asking...what kind of girl's you hanging out with that before she makes out with you she blabs out the fact that she loves to suck stick?

I'm not necessarily saying that she goes and says that there and then; there could be multiple ways of knowing she does thats. (ie: knowing her ex's, having it brought up in basic conversation >.>, ect. ect.)

and to the guy who was talking about how girls feel on the other end with dudes muff diving, I've never given a girl oral sex, nor do i ever want/intend to because i find that repulsive, so.. ya take that one!
#24
Quote by Capua47
I'm not necessarily saying that she goes and says that there and then; there could be multiple ways of knowing she does thats. (ie: knowing her ex's, having it brought up in basic conversation >.>, ect. ect.)



BOY: Hey, how's it going?
GIRL: Not bad cheers, you?
BOY: Wow, that was a hard exam, right?
Girl: Yeah. I give blowjobs.

Kinda like that?
#25
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BOY: Hey, how's it going?
GIRL: Not bad cheers, you?
BOY: Wow, that was a REALLY HARD exam, right?
Girl: Yeah, ALMOST AS HARD AS THE DICKS that I give blowjobs to.

Kinda like that?


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#26
Quote by Capua47
I'm not necessarily saying that she goes and says that there and then; there could be multiple ways of knowing she does thats. (ie: knowing her ex's, having it brought up in basic conversation >.>, ect. ect.)


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oh man, seems as though i totally forgot about anal


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That made absoulutely no sense how do you tie your shoes in little nazi's?
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#27
Quote by Deliriumbassist
BOY: Hey, how's it going?
GIRL: Not bad cheers, you?
BOY: Wow, that was a hard exam, right?
Girl: Yeah. I give blowjobs.

Kinda like that?

Reminds me of a friend of mine..
#29
It's only if shes making out with your the same night shes already given someone head. But I stay away from those girls anyway, they're the ones that make it burn when you peee
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#30
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It's only if shes making out with your the same night shes already given someone head. But I stay away from those girls anyway, they're the ones that make it burn when you peee


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oh man, seems as though i totally forgot about anal


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That made absoulutely no sense how do you tie your shoes in little nazi's?
#31
Quote by Deliriumbassist
BOY: Hey, how's it going?
GIRL: Not bad cheers, you?
BOY: Wow, that was a hard exam, right?
Girl: Yeah. I give blowjobs.

Kinda like that?

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Killed, more like.

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oh man, seems as though i totally forgot about anal


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That made absoulutely no sense how do you tie your shoes in little nazi's?
#36
Quote by Tire Me.
How did it really happen?

uh well with the most previous girlfriend i've had, she dated around a lot and my freinds told me she gave really good bjs.. but of course i thought they were just saying that to be funny and whatnot, but then at lunch she was with me and my freinds who are total careless idiots and asked her herself and she was like " ya i used to give bjs a lot but im laying off of that". I never let her mouth get that close to my slanger
#37
Quote by Deliriumbassist
BOY: Hey, how's it going?
GIRL: Not bad cheers, you?
BOY: Wow, that was a hard exam, right?
Girl: Yeah. I give blowjobs.

Kinda like that?

Lmfao im sorry.. I was just going to sit backand watch this thread...but that was great. Something I would do

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#38
I have thought about the same thing. I have actually turned down girls who I know have given Blow jobs.
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#39
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Thirty-seven!?


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TS thinks about all the dick his girlfreind has had in her mouth
#40
Quote by Capua47
uh well with the most previous girlfriend i've had, she dated around a lot and my freinds told me she gave really good bjs.. but of course i thought they were just saying that to be funny and whatnot, but then at lunch she was with me and my freinds who are total careless idiots and asked her herself and she was like " ya i used to give bjs a lot but im laying off of that". I never let her mouth get that close to my slanger



I lol'd
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