#1
Alright, so I was cleaning out my back porch, and stumbled upon a nearly full 24 pack of diet pepsi. I don't know why I had it, I hate the stuff. Anyways, it was really old (like over a year and a half) and I figured, the way this stuff is sealed, it should be good for a long time. Who do I know that drinks diet pepsi? It seemed very light when I went to move it, and the reason was that all of the cans were half empty, but none of them were open or leaking. I searched google, but it yielded nothing. So, very cofused, I turn to the pit.
Any ideas? How can this happen?
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#3
I found some old cans of beer in my grandparents basement, like real old.. and they were almost gone and they haven't been opened.
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#4
Call up PepsiCo and ask for half your money back. Proceed to drink Pepsi.
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#5
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They're prolly extremely flat

And carbonation makes their mass bigger?
#6
Buckethead came and sucked the pepsi out of the cans. He does that from time to time.
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#7
You sure they weren't open?
It's possible to open them a tiny bit without them looking open at all.
#11
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Buckethead came and sucked the pepsi out of the cans. He does that from time to time.

Your comment made me laugh for an hour. I had to kill someone with nunchucks to calm down. Remember this: don't mess with the chickens. IM SERIOUS.
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#12
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Buckethead came and sucked the pepsi out of the cans. He does that from time to time.


He'll also steal your goat and drink it's blood, he's funny like that.