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#1
so the girl i kinda like has updated her mood on myspace to horny

and in return now i am i wanna hook up with her but dont feel i can cause she's my bestfriends girlfriend's bestfriend got that lol and i feel if i do its gonna be told to them

omg i want to hook up with her and on top of it dont know what to say
#2
Lol

Ask her to touch your penis.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#4
Who cares? Its not hurting anybody, and if anything maybe you'd snag yourself a special one and then you and your bestfriend could do double dates.
#5
just cause her mood says horny doesn't mean she' serious but...
take her on a date?
#6
well if you do, you break the guy code
but, you get laid
but, breaking the guy code makes you a woman
which makes you a lesbian

so if you wanna be a lesbian, go for it


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#9
Quote by GuitarMan1977
never mind she's offline now thanks guys you failed lol

We failed? I believe you're the one who didn't get laid.
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#11
Quote by GuitarMan1977
never mind she's offline now thanks guys you failed lol

Buut, you only gave us a minute.
#12
Quote by guylee
because myspace is your only way of knowing how she feels...


It is when you're this guy.
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#14
Myspace moods really matter.
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#15
Quote by AeroRocker
well if you do, you break the guy code
but, you get laid
but, breaking the guy code makes you a woman
which makes you a lesbian

so if you wanna be a lesbian, go for it


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lulz
#18
why does it matter who shes friends with? If you friend doesn't like it stab him.....Friends are replaceable.
#21
Quote by GuitarMan1977
never mind she's offline now thanks guys you failed lol

lol, we're not the ones using myspace to chat online to chicks.

Try approaching her in real life you knob.
#23
Get off Myspace and talk to her face to face in real life. Genuine human communication is underrated.
#25
Did I hear fail in here somewhere...?
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#27
Quote by Dimster Ds
Did I hear fail in here somewhere...?


be real this thread is total epic lmao
#28
Quote by soulflyV
lol brb im just askn mmy frndz wat 2 say to make u make out wit me lol


wana see th dark nithe tomoz may b lol?

i was just reading your sig. in countless other threads, i've noticed something that should go in there.

the difference between of and have.

"lawlll you should of made out with her"

no no. he should HAVE made out with her.

just a suggestion.
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loser... (not you soulfly, you are the opposite of a loser.... a winner, if you will)
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#29
Quote by Souleater885
be real this thread is total epic lmao

Whoah, I see it now....


wow
Quote by Bartleby
i tune to drop-Z and string my guitar with barbed wire.

Quote by UncleCthulhu
we r all rlaeted bcuz teh bibel sez so we r al innbreads lolo


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#30
Quote by instagata0
i was just reading your sig. in countless other threads, i've noticed something that should go in there.

the difference between of and have.

"lawlll you should of made out with her"

no no. he should HAVE made out with her.

just a suggestion.
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on topic.
loser... (not you soulfly, you are the opposite of a loser.... a winner, if you will)




On the have/of thing, I'm hampered by the 250 character limit. Mine is exactly 250 characters, so no room for anything else.
#33
Quote by GuitarMan1977
so the girl i kinda like has updated her mood on myspace to horny

and in return now i am i wanna hook up with her but dont feel i can cause she's my bestfriends girlfriend's bestfriend got that lol and i feel if i do its gonna be told to them

omg i want to hook up with her and on top of it dont know what to say


i barely understood that...
#34
Quote by kman123
i barely understood that...


well he likes a chick, she changes her myspace status to horney, he thinks its the real deal and resorts to the pit (good luck) from answers
#35
Quote by ThrashJeremy
Holy tits on a whale!

MOODS ON MYSPACE ARE THE REAL DEAL NOW!


You know, why don't we just skip this whole "tits on a whale" thing and invent the next meme? Maybe "jellyfish penis" or something to that effect.
#36
Quote by Darksucker
You know, why don't we just skip this whole "tits on a whale" thing and invent the next meme? Maybe "jellyfish penis" or something to that effect.


I don't know man, that one was pretty good.
#38
Mate you should be greatful you didn't get any advice from here because chances are you would have tried to put it in practice and made a dick of yourself.
#39
man im just honestly trying to make a pointless thread like all the stupid teenagers on here lol, didnt realize yall would take it this seriously lol

glad ya'll did though this is funny
#40
Quote by GuitarMan1977
man im just honestly trying to make a pointless thread like all the stupid teenagers on here lol, didnt realize yall would take it this seriously lol

glad ya'll did though this is funny

I actually don't think many people at all have taken you/this thread seriously.
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