#3
Quote by Jackolas
Just be yourself.


You can learn more from the pit about girls than you can in movies.
But then again, 99% of the facts about girls from pit monkeys could be wrong.

Plenty of movies have a theme like that, it's just a case of finding some sucky comedy.


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#4
what do you mean, learn about girls?

Not all girls are the same. At least, not the ones I know and like.
#6
Oh dear...
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#7
Learn the jazz flute.
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#8
Quote by Jackolas
what do you mean, learn about girls?

Not all girls are the same. At least, not the ones I know and like.
How to talk to them and stuff.
#9
Quote by FRDesign
How to talk to them and stuff.


Well just talk to them like anyone else, but be extra nice and complimentry. If that fails, then it's probably them.
#11
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's
Learn the jazz flute.

In other words watch Anchorman.
And go buy yourself some sex panther cologne, works 60% of them time, every time.
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Prank calls?

What are you, 10?

Be a man and go take a shit on someone's car.
#13
Quote by FRDesign
UG, is there any movies which help with talking to girls and flirting and stuff (like hitch for example)

Any good ones or funny ones?


http://www.wikihow.com/Talk-to-Girls-as-a-Teen

http://www.wikihow.com/Talk-and-Understand-Girls

http://www.wikihow.com/Become-Comfortable-Around-Girls

EDIT:

http://www.wikihow.com/Flirt

http://www.wikihow.com/Flirt-Physically

http://www.wikihow.com/Flirt-With-a-Boy

^ Just in case you're that way inclined. Which I suspect you are
#15
Coat yourself in honey, then roll in a bath full of M&M's. Nude. Grab a banana in each hand, stick a large, lone-ranger style moustache to your face and hide in the bushes outside the girl's house at night. Scratch on the window with a pebble. As she opens the curtains immediately trigger the small charge you placed on their power line, plunging the house into darkness, and simultaneously activate by remote the floodlight positioned just behind you. Make an 'X' with your body. Scream "FOR THE GLORY OF THE NATION! YOU WILL MATE WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEE," while thrusting your sticky, M&M-coated groin foward against the glass.

If that doesn't win the bitch over, I don't know what will.
#16
Quote by King Krapp
Coat yourself in honey, then roll in a bath full of M&M's. Nude. Grab a banana in each hand, stick a large, lone-ranger style moustache to your face and hide in the bushes outside the girl's house at night. Scratch on the window with a pebble. As she opens the curtains immediately trigger the small charge you placed on their power line, plunging the house into darkness, and simultaneously activate by remote the floodlight positioned just behind you. Make an 'X' with your body. Scream "FOR THE GLORY OF THE NATION! YOU WILL MATE WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEE," while thrusting your sticky, M&M-coated groin foward against the glass.

If that doesn't win the bitch over, I don't know what will.

That plan's about as useful as tits on a whale.
#20
Quote by FRDesign
This isn't working, but is funny as hell lol


I offer you priceless, beautiful and sacred advice handed down through generations of experience in both your threads this morning, and you tell me it isn't working?
#21
Quote by soulflyV
That apostrophe was as useful as tits on a whale as well.


....what?
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