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#2
I'll take note of that Gerg, sir, for when I end up going .

/wishes he was going to Wacken
#3
Bring buttplugs.
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#4
I wish i could go.

The only metal concert that i've heard of over here in australia is "the black crusade" and that was a one time only thing, oh and it only had Macine Head (not bad) Trivium (ewww, and not metal) and Arch Enemy (eww)
#6
Quote by HeavyMetaldude
I wish i could go.

The only metal concert that i've heard of over here in australia is "the black crusade" and that was a one time only thing, oh and it only had Macine Head (not bad) Trivium (ewww, and not metal) and Arch Enemy (eww)

In the last two years we've had Slayer, Mastodon, Arch Enemy (twice), Megadeth (twice), Lacuna Coil, Divine Heresy, DragonForce (twice), Children of Bodom, Dream Theater, Iron Maiden, Job for a Cowboy and Machine Head.

That's just the bands allowed in the metal forum, and that's also just the All Ages shows.
If you honestly believe we get nothing, you're an idiot. We don't get enough All Ages shows, but by no means are we deprived of bands touring.
#7
Quote by Magero
In the last two years we've had Slayer, Mastodon, Arch Enemy (twice), Megadeth (twice), Lacuna Coil, Divine Heresy, DragonForce (twice), Children of Bodom, Dream Theater, Iron Maiden, Job for a Cowboy and Machine Head.

That's just the bands allowed in the metal forum, and that's also just the All Ages shows.
If you honestly believe we get nothing, you're an idiot. We don't get enough All Ages shows, but by no means are we deprived of bands touring.



yeah, I think it wouldn't be hard to expand on this list even more.

We get craploads of awesome bands, we are in no way deprived of good metal in the least.


I think what we dont have in comparison to US, UK, europe is a GOOD metal festival. Wacken being the holy grail of them all.
#8
^You're right Maggie, and you can add the Over-18 shows I've seen, that also OWNED (Behemoth, Amon Amarth, Nile etc etc).

But Wacken (and similar) is a whole other ball-game, tbh.
#9
If you wanted to inflate your Obligatory Huge Mod Ego, you could change the title to "Meet Your God".
#10
I agree that we do need a proper, full out international metal festival. Nearly every other country has one
Seriously, the amount of bands that tour within small time frames is insane. In October, we've got Carcass, Meshuggah, Down, DragonForce, Machine Head and Slipknot (I know, sh).
I mean, that's pretty intense for us...they should just do one big festival, even if it IS only in Sydney or something like that.
#11
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#12
Quote by Magero
I agree that we do need a proper, full out international metal festival. Nearly every other country has one
Seriously, the amount of bands that tour within small time frames is insane. In October, we've got Carcass, Meshuggah, Down, DragonForce, Machine Head and Slipknot (I know, sh).
I mean, that's pretty intense for us...they should just do one big festival, even if it IS only in Sydney or something like that.

You forgot Testament and Opeth too . But yeah, we should, I'd be up for a road-trip to Sydney with some mates for something like that .
#13
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You forgot Testament and Opeth too . But yeah, we should, I'd be up for a road-trip to Sydney with some mates for something like that .

Both of those are in September, I was talking about OCTOBER
#15
"Oy oy oy, lookit us, we's ozzies and we gets shrimploads of prawny good bands that come and go like a speedballing joey! CROCO DUNDEE, ANYONE?!?!"

If anyone manages to get frontstage when A7X perform (for whatever reason), if you can manage to video what happens and youtube it, I will be very grateful.
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#17
Half of you will come back traumatised.

I can feel it.
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#18
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Half of you will come back traumatised.

I can feel it.

Don't you mean, we'll feel it....?
#19
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"Oy oy oy, lookit us, we's ozzies and we gets shrimploads of prawny good bands that come and go like a speedballing joey! CROCO DUNDEE, ANYONE?!?!"

You really have left your insult capacitor at work or something, haven't you....
#20
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Don't you mean, we'll feel it....?

No, I mean "Everyone wear a cup."
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You really have left your insult capacitor at work or something, haven't you....

Yeah, he's really let himself go.
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#21
"Oy oy oy, lookit us, we's ozzies and we gets shrimploads of prawny good bands that come and go like a speedballing joey! CROCO DUNDEE, ANYONE?!?!"


Dude seriously there aren't Kangaroo's in Australia, that was just Nazi propaganda created in order to incite terror into the Armenian army so that they would not go to Australia and help when the Italians invaded from South Africa in 1965.
#22
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Dude seriously there aren't Kangaroo's in Australia, that was just Nazi propaganda created in order to incite terror into the Armenian army so that they would not go to Australia and help when the Italians invaded from South Africa in 1965.


Are you saying americans are scared of Kangaroos? cause thats bull****
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#23
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Are you saying americans are scared of Kangaroos? cause thats bull****

Did you even read what he said?
... just...
#24
I said Armenian.

And American's should be afraid of Kangaroo's, them things are ****ing vicious
#25
Quote by LucasGtrGod
I said Armenian.

And American's should be afraid of Kangaroo's, them things are ****ing vicious

At least they have the decency to wear boxing gloves.

Right?


Anyway, how many of you are actually to Wacken and meeting up?
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#26
Lol, I wonder if anyone else actually going to Wacken will manage to post before we get to page 2.
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#27
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You really have left your insult capacitor at work or something, haven't you....


I'M HAPPY! FUCK YOU, CORE-GAROO!

Yeah, he's really let himself go.

AND YOU CAN GO INSPECT HIS ANUS TOO! I bet you little trannies will find a lot in common, both of you having been buttfu
cked by the little fucking limey's from across the pond. Ironically, they left you both without any proper beer. Go have a glass of shandy, you couple of diehard Barbara Streisand fans.

Screw you all. I'm fu
cking happy.
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#28
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Lol, I wonder if anyone else actually going to Wacken will manage to post before we get to page 2.

That's not going to happen. AND YOU CAN GO INSPECT HIS ANUS TOO! I bet you little trannies will find a lot in common, both of you having been buttfucked by the little fucking limey's from across the pond. Ironically, they left you both without any proper beer. Go have a glass of shandy, you couple of diehard Barbara Streisand fans.

Screw you all. I'm fu
cking happy.
It's kinda like watching an ageing sports star losing his game.

Or an old man with Alzheimers.

Or a homeless guy on fire.

Tragic, really.
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#29
Give the man a break! He's already an Israeli Jew, he is already losing the 'World' Race, I mean come on!

/supports the Battler, the Aussie way. *salute*
#30
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It's kinda like watching an ageing sports star losing his game.

Or an old man with Alzheimers.

Or a homeless guy on fire.

Tragic, really.


You're one to talk, Mr. Rick "I'm too big of a wuss to destroy my lungs, but I wanna fit in with the cool kids" McStonekisser.

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Give the man a break! He's an Israeli Jew, he is already losing the 'World' Race, I come on!


Oi. Gingy. Shush.
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#31
Deady is first and formost a clone of Guthrie Govan, without the talent.
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You're one to talk, Mr. Rick "I'm too big of a wuss to destroy my lungs, but I wanna fit in with the cool kids" McStonekisser.

Is that some reference to me not smoking or something?

Cause I only quit this morning when given an ultimatum...


Wacken's good, innit (on topic).
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#32
Who the hell is Guthrie Govan?
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#36
Quote by unfathomable_bo
its a good thing really, I'd probably just kill the first Uger who mentions MANLY or any other of your absurdly unfunny chat thread jokes

Well, in that case, I would have been safe.

And rid of those jokes.

But Slaytanic is going, so MANLY will come up.
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#37
I wish I could go, but I'm all the way in ****ing Texas. Someday...
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#38
Right, just bumping this to the top so it gets some notice from anyone to whom it applies. Since this is the last time i'll be checking it.

Farewell, suckers.
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#39
Should've come to graspop, fags.
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