#1
Recently i was wondering.. could you somehow increase your finger length disregarding genes and other hereditary factors although the length of my fingers are average im still curious though.. any explanations?
#2
Yes. Climb the highes tree you can find. With two 30 pound weights. Then you tie your feet and legs to the highest branch. Tie the weights to your finger and then dangle off of the branch untill your fingers stretch out.

Oh yeah! I almost forgot the most important part. You have to tie your penis to the trunk of the tree or else none of this will work.

So yeah, give it a whirl, it will totally work.
#3
You could break them all, then hang weights on them while they healed. Rinse and repeat.

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#4
You guys are sick!

There is no way to stretch your fingers TS.

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#7
no no i agree with seryaph go climb a huge tree and tie some weights to your fingers
#9
I don't think there is any safe way to do it.
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#10
Yes, it can be done. Or at least, it has been done with legs, so people can become taller.
All that was to do was break the legs and stretch them, using a steel plates and screws to keep the bone-pieces in place why they were healing. The bones grew together eventually and the patient was several centimetres taller in the end. It takes time and is horribly painful, of course.

Though it has not been tried yet, it is probably possible to do the same thing with your fingers.
#11
There was a pianist who cut the skin between his fingers so he could have a wider reach. I don't remember his name though
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You guys are sick!

There is no way to stretch your fingers TS.

Of course...there is...The Rack.

My specially modified version...

For a small price of $999,999.99, you can have longer fingers today!



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@TS.. why would you want longer fingers?
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#13
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Yes, it can be done. Or at least, it has been done with legs, so people can become taller.
All that was to do was break the legs and stretch them, using a steel plates and screws to keep the bone-pieces in place why they were healing. The bones grew together eventually and the patient was several centimetres taller in the end. It takes time and is horribly painful, of course.

Though it has not been tried yet, it is probably possible to do the same thing with your fingers.

The dude does that in the movie Gatacca.
#14
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@TS.. why would you want longer fingers?


Probably to play guitar better.

My fingers are hopeless, when I move my thumb, my pointing finger has to move with it. And only on my right hand, my left hand is fine
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#15
My fingers on my left hand are bigger than the ones on my right, dunno if it has to do with playing guitar or what...
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My fingers on my left hand are bigger than the ones on my right, dunno if it has to do with playing guitar or what...

Excessive fapping does that to you hand, mate...
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