#1
Okay, so my brother and my dad were moving the kitchen table and chairs, so I offered them some help. So I picked the chair up, and tossed it over my shoulder. Then, my dad ran over and took it from me! So then he turned around and nailed me in the face with the chair! It hurt so bad, I started screaming and fell to the floor. My dad goes "Sorry babe, are you alright?", and I said "NO CANT YOU TELL IM HURT!" because it hurt so bad. So my brother starts snickering and **** cuz' he thinks I'm exaggerating! Then my dad still felt bad, but my dick brother started cracking up. Now hes on the computer, or playing guitar or some ****.
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*head explodes*
You sir, are a god.

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#2
Que?

EDIT:
Hit your brother in the face with a chair and laugh at him.
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#4
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#5
lol classic UG

for anyone that DIDNT get it, its in response to the "my sister just got owned" thread
#7
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lol classic UG

for anyone that DIDNT get it, its in response to the "my sister just got owned" thread

I love it when people treat these threads seriously and don't get it
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#8
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Babe?

I think you have bigger problems than your brother laughing at you.


thats what i was gonna say haha
#9
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Okay, so my brother and my dad were moving the kitchen table and chairs, so I offered them some help. So I picked the chair up, and tossed it over my shoulder. Then, my dad ran over and took it from me! So then he turned around and nailed me in the face with the chair! It hurt so bad, I started screaming and fell to the floor. My dad goes "Sorry babe, are you alright?", and I said "NO CANT YOU TELL IM HURT!" because it hurt so bad. So my brother starts snickering and **** cuz' he thinks I'm exaggerating! Then my dad still felt bad, but my dick brother started cracking up. Now hes on the computer, or playing guitar or some ****.



u haven't killed him yet?
#10
Quote by Funkychicken313
Okay, so my brother and my dad were moving the kitchen table and chairs, so I offered them some help. So I picked the chair up, and tossed it over my shoulder. Then, my dad ran over and took it from me! So then he turned around and nailed me in the face with the chair! It hurt so bad, I started screaming and fell to the floor. My dad goes "Sorry babe, are you alright?", and I said "NO CANT YOU TELL IM HURT!" because it hurt so bad. So my brother starts snickering and **** cuz' he thinks I'm exaggerating! Then my dad still felt bad, but my dick brother started cracking up. Now hes on the computer, or playing guitar or some ****.


Something's not right with this family.
#11
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Babe?

I think you have bigger problems than your brother laughing at you.



+1
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#12
alright, I deleted my thread. Come on, man. I made the whole thing up anyway.
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#13
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lol classic UG

for anyone that DIDNT get it, its in response to the "my sister just got owned" thread

Oh. I've been playing Age of Empires for a while, I've got no idea what happened lately.
#14
You're just like my mom.


Whenever something happens she tells her friends about like a punk-ass-bitch.
#20
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#21
a link to my sister just got owned thread would be really nice, i couldnt find it in search bar
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#22



+1
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#23
Thats what brothers do, laugh at eachothers misery.
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#24
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a link to my sister just got owned thread would be really nice, i couldnt find it in search bar

+1
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#25
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a link to my sister just got owned thread would be really nice, i couldnt find it in search bar

It got deleted.
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#26
ok... hes your brother; dont expect him to feel sorry for you.
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#27
Original Post: "Okay, my dad and I were moving the kitchen table and chairs, and my sister was all, " I wanna help!" So she picks up a chair, which she can barely lift (she's 9), and throws it over her shoulder. My dad rushes over and takes the chair from her. Well, as he turns around and moves the chair, he whacks her right in the head with the back of the chair. She immediately starts screaming and dramatically falls to the floor. He says,"I'm sorry baby, are you alright?" She screams at him, "NO CANT YOU TELL IM HURT!" Well, my mom and I know that she is exaggerating, but my dad doesn't. So my mom and I are holding back chuckles, while my dad feels bad. Well, after about 30 seconds, she just gets up and walks away.

I just thought I'd share this story."
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*head explodes*
You sir, are a god.

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This song is about Little Red Riding Hood and her trials and tribulations with the Big Bad Wolf. He was a cunt who liked to bother pigs when they relaxed after work in their houses.
#29
tl;dr: I hate my brother because I got hurt and he laughed and is now playing guitar.
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#31
Quote by kaosfire
lol classic UG

for anyone that DIDNT get it, its in response to the "my sister just got owned" thread

I got it and LOL'd.

I was gonna do just this sort of thing, but then I decided, f**k it I can't be assed.