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#1
Hello Ultimate-guitar forum Pit.

I come to ask for your opinion on my current situation and beleifs.

Ill give you some background on the story , i recently (about 1-2 months ago) split up with my girlfriend of 2 and a bit years . I am completely in love with her still , and desire to get back with her (although i know there is no chance she will ever take me back (( i was too much of a agressive , controlling **** )). She has already gone to the police about me with charges of harassment , but when i went to the police station because of this , they ended up siding with me.


It has been about a month since that , and i ended up tonight ringing at her flat doorbell 3 times from the space of 12:00am , to 2:00am , and the police turned up , when they first showed i ducked into an area i deemed dark enough to be invisable to them , but they shined a flash light in my direction and i ran , i ended up in a large park/recreational area, and had messages sent to me from what i beleive to be Father Zeus , he guided me away from the police (who had come in 4 groups of 2 , but thanks to his information i managed to evade) , i then came back twice more , but yet again managed to allude them ,

The thing is , i value my love for her , more than my freedom. And would risk enprisonment for the right of speaking to her , and sorting things out.

My question is , do you think i was indeed guided by the voice of the God's (i am a believer in Hellenic Polytheism ((ancient greek religion)), Or am i a madman as most people proclaim me to be?


Thanks , Alexander.
" Nature has given us two ears, two eyes, and but one tongue-to the end that we should hear and see more than we speak. "
- Socrates


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#3
If you come within 300 feet of me I'll notify the authorities, who will check your home and find a small armoury in there.

You scare me to the very fibre of my being, madman.
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#6
Your use of commas is odd.

Also, I ran from the cops last night too. Fun shit.
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#8
ermmm ummm ya thats either the most scary **** ive ever heard of... or like the idea for the awesomest movie
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#12
Therapy.


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#13
Who was phone?
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Drug thread.

made me lol
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#16
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You don't want to harass your ex.

You want to go home and rethink your life.



Im currently at home , and have thaught of my lifes direction very thoroughly
" Nature has given us two ears, two eyes, and but one tongue-to the end that we should hear and see more than we speak. "
- Socrates


Winner of the John Lewis and Cambridgeshire Music young musician Award 2008
#17
The thing is...


why would Zeus (who, honestly, doesn't get enough recognition nowadays) guide you away from the cops, who would probably just tell you to sling your hook.
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#18
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Im currently at home , and have thaught of my lifes direction very thoroughly


Obviously not thoroughly enough.
sigh...
#21
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Im currently at home , and have thaught of my lifes direction very thoroughly

You've never seen Star Wars, eh?
#22
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Who was phone?
I was phone.

...And your insane. Drop it before you find yourself down the river with 'Bubba' starring over you intently...
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#23
Zeus was phone.
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Wow, I've been here for a while.
#24
And also quite honestly im wondering why are you asking the pit for advice on this
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#25
Madman

I'm pretty sure we have disproven Greek Mythology by now,
as we reached the summit of Mount Olympus,
and there's nothing there

Also,
it's a Disney movie

Lastly,
quit being a stalker and find a new chick
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#27
there'll be other girls

i promise
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#28
You're a madman. You expect to have a nice talk with your GF while ringing at her door at 12 - 2 AM?
You were scaring the shit out of her.
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#29
TS, firstly, its inprisonment. secondly, you're a madman, and thirdly, get over her and get on with your life
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#30
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The thing is...


why would Zeus (who, honestly, doesn't get enough recognition nowadays) guide you away from the cops, who would probably just tell you to sling your hook.



Well for along time ive beleived im favoured by Zeus (who i beleive to be the God of all Gods) and he has told me alot , today i prayed to him for revenge over my ex , and not a minute later , thunderstorms growled over my city.
" Nature has given us two ears, two eyes, and but one tongue-to the end that we should hear and see more than we speak. "
- Socrates


Winner of the John Lewis and Cambridgeshire Music young musician Award 2008
#31
this guy actualy makes me feel better about my own relationship problems.
sigh...
#32
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Well for along time ive beleived im favoured by Zeus (who i beleive to be the God of all Gods) and he has told me alot , today i prayed to him for revenge over my ex , and not a minute later , thunderstorms growled over my city.
I'm not the best person to be talking about coincidences(see ghosts thread)

But, c'mon...
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#33
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Drug thread.

HAHAHAHAHAHA..
But yeah, dude. I think you have a few screws loose. You should really get help. No one likes people to ring their doorbell in the middle of the night you sick freak.
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#34
Well for along time ive beleived im favoured by Zeus (who i beleive to be the God of all Gods) and he has told me alot , today i prayed to him for revenge over my ex , and not a minute later , thunderstorms growled over my city.


I lol'd.
I hope it's cold, everyday, where you are.
#35
The only reason i went to hers late at night , is because she refuses to speak to me . Im sorry but i dont stand for **** , and i especially wont stand for **** from a woman, I despise woman in general ( she was the only woman i could ever cope with).
" Nature has given us two ears, two eyes, and but one tongue-to the end that we should hear and see more than we speak. "
- Socrates


Winner of the John Lewis and Cambridgeshire Music young musician Award 2008
#36
You're on acid. Whenever I am policemen are dinosaurs and chairs turn into snakes, never did I see Zeus
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#37
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Well for along time ive beleived im favoured by Zeus (who i beleive to be the God of all Gods) and he has told me alot , today i prayed to him for revenge over my ex , and not a minute later , thunderstorms growled over my city.

You don't watch the weather much, do you?
#38
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The only reason i went to hers late at night , is because she refuses to speak to me . Im sorry but i dont stand for **** , and i especially wont stand for **** from a woman, I despise woman in general ( she was the only woman i could ever cope with).


you suck
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#39
TS, here, have some candy... here you go.


(Avoiding being murdered when TS goes out and kills all the people from this thread who made fun of him)
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#40
Quote by ChillofWinter
The only reason i went to hers late at night , is because she refuses to speak to me . Im sorry but i dont stand for **** , and i especially wont stand for **** from a woman, I despise woman in general ( she was the only woman i could ever cope with).
How about thinking from her point of view?

She probably thinks your actually going to kill her. Think about that before you keep saying you 'love' her...
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab