#1
I don't really go to parties that much, mostly because im a loser with no friends.

But there was this one time I was at a party on a 3rd floor apartment near campus, cops knock on the door(it was a loud party), and this dumbass girl standing next to the door WITH A JOINT IN HER HAND throws the door *WIDE OPEN*- without looking in the peep hole. This presents the 2 officers with a living room and kitchen with about 20 people, most underage, drinking and smoking pot. They charged in.

I was on the couch with my girlfriend near the open door to the balcony. As soon as the cops walked in, my girl, myself, and a giant fat chick I didnt know(who was clearly suffering from "The Freshman 85", or maybe "The Freshman 110") got out on the balcony and scaled the side of the building down to the second floor apartment and then down to the first floor and ran to my car and sped off. The fat chick ran off into the night like she had just spotted a KFC.
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#2
Your use of stereotypes is appalling.

Plenty of party stories, and yet I'd rather not share most with the pit.
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#3
You sound like a douchbag, just so you know.

Sadly, I have no party stories....
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#4
So you're wanting people on the internet to think you are cool because you are self-loathing and you feel the need to tell people these stories in order to boost your confidence?

ok great.
#5
After a few too many, a friend and I went to the neighbors house and pissed on their cars. Shortly thereafter, a majority of drunk party-goers followed us and did the same. I kid you not when I say there was a man-made lake in the neighbors driveway.
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#6
I grabbed my friend's girlfriend's ass and ran like hell.
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This presents the 2 officers with a living room and kitchen with about 20 people, most underage, drinking and smoking pot. They charged in.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=6mbmdJ-aDnw
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After a few too many, a friend and I went to the neighbors house and pissed on their cars. Shortly thereafter, a majority of drunk party-goers followed us and did the same. I kid you not when I say there was a man-made lake in the neighbors driveway.



amazing haha i gotta do that one day
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The fat chick ran off into the night like she had just spotted a KFC.


I admit that was funny.
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#10
i went to this party once sometime last year with a friend
a guy that i know of had ended up raping a girl
long story short; about 40 of her asian relatives beat this guy senseless for about 40 minutes
it was.. interesting
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#11
ok here goes. 4th of July. me and my friends were shooting off fireworks. a cop drove up and we shot off a firework that hit his car.
#12
I went to a party last saturday night,I didnt get laid I got in a fight uh huh, it aint no big thing. Late for my job and the traffic was bad, had to borrow ten bucks from my old man, uh huh, it aint no big thing. Had a few beers, gettin high, sittin, watchin the time go by, uh huh, it aint no big thing. Nothin to eat and no tv, lookin in the mirror dont do it for me
uh huh, it aint to big thing.


#13
Oh God, I have a few.

One time I was at a GIANT outdoor party. Lots or drinking, weed, X, even some mushrooms. I was fairly drunk, extremely stoned, and had eaten a small dose of magic mushrooms, so you can assume I'm pretty far out there. There were live bands also, and everything was going smooth.

Well, one of the guys at the party had a scanner so he would know if cops were coming. He heard a call go out to the address we were at, so he got on the PA and yelled, "CCCOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone scrambled for cars. My friends and I made it to our car, but we had gotten there early and were blocked in. We saw the lights from the cops, so we shut everything off in the car and sat in the dark as quiet as we could. We were a good distance from the cops but we could see them talking to someone down by the stage. Well, one of my friends makes the DUMBEST move of the night and tries to open the door to the car, which SETS OFF THE ALARM.

Now, picture this. Seven stoned, drunk, tripping, paranoid people in car with the alarm going off while the cops are around. It was one of the scariest moments of my life. We finally got the alarm off and the cops left.


That was probably the worst partying night of my life.

Another time was scary, but also hilarious. One of our friends got really drunk and passed out in the back of a random truck. No big deal, right? They didn't see him when they left the party. He woke up while they were going down the road. They had made it half-way home before he woke up. (these guys lived about three towns over). We had to go pick him up.
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#14
Not quite a story but, yeah so last night I hopped in one of my amazingly pimp rides which is a Ferrari or something I don't know because I own so many goddamn cars LOL and said goodnight to my supermodel wife just after she gave me 12 blowjobs for 2 hours while I drank Chivas and watched porn

Then I drove to a club where I picked up three chicks and drove them over to meet my girlfriend on the side who is also a supermodel and we all had amazingly erotic sex for 12 hours and I tapped one of the chick's asses who was a supermodel and then busted on her back so hard that she had to go to the hospital because I bruised her spine.

Then I took some drugs and drove another car it's like a Mitsubishi Eclipse special edition TYPE R or something beats me who cares when you own like 20 cars and three mansions and then I went to a stockholders meeting for Microsoft and Dupont and ExxonMobil and made lots of important decisions and then I took a limo with three hookers in it that the government paid for and they gave me blowjobs while I fingered their pussies and snorted coke off of their tits.

Then I brought them home where my supermodel wife had sex with all of the hookers and I videotaped it and then we all did some online shopping and I bought a few more cars and a hot tub and we adopted some kids from the Tsunami because it is important to spread the love and be socially aware of things going on in the world, okay don't you think so?

So then I drove the hookers home and they said that they had so much fun that they were not going to even charge the government and one of them said that I had the biggest **** she had ever seen and everyone else agreed LOL. So then I went and played some video games with my girlfriend and some of her supermodel friends and they invited some rock stars over and we all partied and played games and then all of the supermodels piled on top of me and we had incredibly erotic sex in one of my mansions and four of my other cars, all of which cost over $100,000 each.

And also I totally owned at the video games. Then after that we went out for a restaurant and it was so good that I bought the restaurant and the head chef, who is also a supermodel, came out and gave me a blow job while she made unagi rolls which are my favorite.

Then my wife and my girlfriend had lesbian sex in the restaurant and everyone had an orgy and everyone in the whole restaurant had a vote and I won "Largest Wang" as well as "Best Eyes" and "Most Semen". Then I drove home in 12 different cars and left the ones without gas on the side of the road for homeless people to take because it is important to give back to the community, and then I went to bed. And that was the best day of my life, for real.
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#15
I went to a party last night and got a hicky so bad it made me bleed. I have deep teeth marks on my neck, and part of me REALLY hopes she was a vampire.
#16
A friend of mine snorted a line of snuff at least 7 feet long in one go, I won't be forgetting that anytime soon.

And of course beer bonging
#17
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Not quite a story but, yeah so last night I hopped in one of my amazingly pimp rides which is a Ferrari or something I don't know because I own so many goddamn cars LOL and said goodnight to my supermodel wife just after she gave me 12 blowjobs for 2 hours while I drank Chivas and watched porn

Then I drove to a club where I picked up three chicks and drove them over to meet my girlfriend on the side who is also a supermodel and we all had amazingly erotic sex for 12 hours and I tapped one of the chick's asses who was a supermodel and then busted on her back so hard that she had to go to the hospital because I bruised her spine.

Then I took some drugs and drove another car it's like a Mitsubishi Eclipse special edition TYPE R or something beats me who cares when you own like 20 cars and three mansions and then I went to a stockholders meeting for Microsoft and Dupont and ExxonMobil and made lots of important decisions and then I took a limo with three hookers in it that the government paid for and they gave me blowjobs while I fingered their pussies and snorted coke off of their tits.

Then I brought them home where my supermodel wife had sex with all of the hookers and I videotaped it and then we all did some online shopping and I bought a few more cars and a hot tub and we adopted some kids from the Tsunami because it is important to spread the love and be socially aware of things going on in the world, okay don't you think so?

So then I drove the hookers home and they said that they had so much fun that they were not going to even charge the government and one of them said that I had the biggest **** she had ever seen and everyone else agreed LOL. So then I went and played some video games with my girlfriend and some of her supermodel friends and they invited some rock stars over and we all partied and played games and then all of the supermodels piled on top of me and we had incredibly erotic sex in one of my mansions and four of my other cars, all of which cost over $100,000 each.

And also I totally owned at the video games. Then after that we went out for a restaurant and it was so good that I bought the restaurant and the head chef, who is also a supermodel, came out and gave me a blow job while she made unagi rolls which are my favorite.

Then my wife and my girlfriend had lesbian sex in the restaurant and everyone had an orgy and everyone in the whole restaurant had a vote and I won "Largest Wang" as well as "Best Eyes" and "Most Semen". Then I drove home in 12 different cars and left the ones without gas on the side of the road for homeless people to take because it is important to give back to the community, and then I went to bed. And that was the best day of my life, for real.


I'm calling bull on that...
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I'm calling bull on that...


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#21
Once I went to a party. Got helluva drunk. Woke up the next morning in a sleeping bag, with a girl sleeping on my chest. She woke up, told me it was a wonderful night. My mouth still had a pussy-esque taste. Pretty awesome.
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#22
this was my initiation to partying 2 years ago. first party, first bong rip, second bong rip, third bong rip.

then, "CHERRIES and BERRIES"!!!!

now from what i understood everyone was supposed to stay put and the helicopter goes away, it was a regular occurance at this spot. but also usually there are 35 people or so there but this time there was only about 20. i had my pants around my ankles mooning the helicopter and my friends like, "its not a joke, run!!". now i am the only one who hasnt ran yet and the spotlight is on me. i also had no idea what cotton mouth was, i couldnt run worth ****. but i made it under some trees and got away...so i thought. then im out of the woods, a mile away, this is a half hour later, the helicopter is hovering on a RESIDENTIAL STREET. so i jumped in a ditch and it went by.


obviously not my best party experiencein the last 2 years, but my first, and i wont ever forget it.
#23
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Not quite a story but, yeah so last night I hopped in one of my amazingly pimp rides which is a Ferrari or something I don't know because I own so many goddamn cars LOL and said goodnight to my supermodel wife just after she gave me 12 blowjobs for 2 hours while I drank Chivas and watched porn

Then I drove to a club where I picked up three chicks and drove them over to meet my girlfriend on the side who is also a supermodel and we all had amazingly erotic sex for 12 hours and I tapped one of the chick's asses who was a supermodel and then busted on her back so hard that she had to go to the hospital because I bruised her spine.

Then I took some drugs and drove another car it's like a Mitsubishi Eclipse special edition TYPE R or something beats me who cares when you own like 20 cars and three mansions and then I went to a stockholders meeting for Microsoft and Dupont and ExxonMobil and made lots of important decisions and then I took a limo with three hookers in it that the government paid for and they gave me blowjobs while I fingered their pussies and snorted coke off of their tits.

Then I brought them home where my supermodel wife had sex with all of the hookers and I videotaped it and then we all did some online shopping and I bought a few more cars and a hot tub and we adopted some kids from the Tsunami because it is important to spread the love and be socially aware of things going on in the world, okay don't you think so?

So then I drove the hookers home and they said that they had so much fun that they were not going to even charge the government and one of them said that I had the biggest **** she had ever seen and everyone else agreed LOL. So then I went and played some video games with my girlfriend and some of her supermodel friends and they invited some rock stars over and we all partied and played games and then all of the supermodels piled on top of me and we had incredibly erotic sex in one of my mansions and four of my other cars, all of which cost over $100,000 each.

And also I totally owned at the video games. Then after that we went out for a restaurant and it was so good that I bought the restaurant and the head chef, who is also a supermodel, came out and gave me a blow job while she made unagi rolls which are my favorite.

Then my wife and my girlfriend had lesbian sex in the restaurant and everyone had an orgy and everyone in the whole restaurant had a vote and I won "Largest Wang" as well as "Best Eyes" and "Most Semen". Then I drove home in 12 different cars and left the ones without gas on the side of the road for homeless people to take because it is important to give back to the community, and then I went to bed. And that was the best day of my life, for real.


I call........ hold on a second

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So then I drove the hookers home and they said that they had so much fun that they were not going to even charge the government and one of them said that I had the biggest **** she had ever seen and everyone else agreed LOL. So then I went and played some video games with my girlfriend and some of her supermodel friends and they invited some rock stars over and we all partied and played games and then all of the supermodels piled on top of me and we had incredibly erotic sex in one of my mansions and four of my other cars, all of which cost over $100,000 each.

It can't be!
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...then all of the supermodels piled on top of me and we had incredibly erotic sex in one of my mansions and four of my other cars, all of which cost over $100,000 each.

IS IT???????
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all of which cost over $100,000 each.

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#24
8 blunts 4 joint 2 bowls(constant the whole 2 hours and same with a big ass bong)