#1
I was just wondering, who the oldest person here a UG is...
I am 17 and obviously there are a ton of people older than me here...
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#3
You're 17, so probably you by 4 or 5 years.
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#4
Jackal58?
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#6
oldest as in who has the biggest brain capacity or age? because you get different answers in the pit

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#7
I know Grundy is pretty old.

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#8
im the oldest.....in my pantssssss mwhahahaha.....waitttttt
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#9
as in # of years alive
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#10
Kensai. He's like 60 something.
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#13
I believe it's Jackal58.
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And Van Halen, man, freakin' rules.

See what I did with a little punctuation? I made a pun. Heh.

XD
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See what I did with a little punctuation? I made a pun. Heh.
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#16
How old is SlackerBabbath? I think he's up there.
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#17
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im the oldest.....in my pantssssss mwhahahaha.....waitttttt


i vote this guy is the oldest

EDIT: well in his pants at least
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#18
Jackel for sure, well, as far as I know.

he was talking about his 19 year old kid moving out in a thread about a week ago.
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.