#3
Noooooo thanks, I'll drink my non-Steven Seagal endorsed product that tastes fine. What the ****, why does he have a drink?
#5
Quote by butter free
Noooooo thanks, I'll drink my non-Steven Seagal endorsed product that tastes fine. What the ****, why does he have a drink?

well it was just a company who made a drink and said

Why dont we Put Steven Seagals face on it?
and because who's better to Endorse a Energy Drink Than

"THE SEAGAL"

and Btw

This Energy drink is 100% natural

its very good for you as well as Energizing
And you Dont mess with The Seagal
#6
Cause he's Steven Seagall!!!
Come on.
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#8
Seagal traveled to Japan at the age of seventeen. There, he taught English, studied Zen, and perfected his martial arts, earning black belts in Aikido, karate, judo, and kendo.
#10
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Seagal traveled to Japan at the age of seventeen. There, he taught English, studied Zen, and perfected his martial arts, earning black belts in Aikido, karate, judo, and kendo.

its not in that order

i'll fix it


Seagal traveled to Japan at the age of seventeen. There, He studied Zen, and perfected his martial arts, earning black belts in Aikido, karate, judo, and kendo,And Taught English
#11
Lol..."The Asian Experience".
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#12
im sure if you dont buy Steven Seagal's energy drink he may come over to your house and make you watch his movies..
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#13
A friend and me bought two one time not knowing what to expect. After a taste test we concluded that the "natural ingredients" on the label is wrong.

It's gotta be his ****ing ballsweat collected and put into cans; that was some of the most nasty stuff I ever tasted. But I do have to thank Mr. Seagal; my friend bet me 50 bucks that I couldn't drink the whole thing; I got 50 bucks richer that day
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#14
Quote by OffspringPhreak
A friend and me bought two one time not knowing what to expect. After a taste test we concluded that the "natural ingredients" on the label is wrong.

It's gotta be his ****ing ballsweat collected and put into cans; that was some of the most nasty stuff I ever tasted. But I do have to thank Mr. Seagal; my friend bet me 50 bucks that I couldn't drink the whole thing; I got 50 bucks richer that day

You got the "Asian Experience" ones huh?

THOSE ARE NASSSSTTTTTTTYYY!!!

the Cherry one is really good though


BTW the only Un-natural ingredient

is the 30% Carbonation
#15
wrong this is the best energy drink and i was pumped to find it again at sheetz for the first time in a few years the other day



you can buy two bawls for 3 dollars here lol
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#16
Quote by Linqua5150
wrong this is the best energy drink and i was pumped to find it again at sheetz for the first time in a few years the other day



you can buy two bawls for 3 dollars here lol

that doesent have Steven Seagals Face on it so

you fail
And you

like the taste of BAWLS
#17
Quote by hightension01
that doesent have Steven Seagals Face on it so

you fail
And you

like the taste of BAWLS

the only reason they call it that is so people can make jokes like that lol
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#19
best energy drink is "water": a clear, refreshing substance that doesn't taste like cough medicine or rehydration fluid
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#20
Quote by Yeti60
best energy drink is "water": a clear, refreshing substance that doesn't taste like cough medicine or rehydration fluid

i hate the taste of water. the only energy drink ive ever found tastes like cough medicine is amp.
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#21
I prefer TILT if I drink energy drinks.



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#23
Quote by hightension01
that doesent have Steven Seagals Face on it so

you fail
And you

like the taste of BAWLS


i am so tempted to sig that lol

no,
my favorite would have to be "sparks" but its also an alcholic beverage lol
so plain energy drink would have to be "lost" label energy drinks

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#24
Quote by Linqua5150
i hate the taste of water. the only energy drink ive ever found tastes like cough medicine is amp.

agreed(:

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#25
My fav energy boost is a swift kick in the a**.

and Mixxed Monster.
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#26
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i am so tempted to sig that lol

no,
my favorite would have to be "sparks" but its also an alcholic beverage lol
so plain energy drink would have to be "lost" label energy drinks

do it

that would make my goal of
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#27
Don't drink that ****. Horrible for you...give one reason why someone would drink that...it doesnt taste good, poeple think that bcause everyone else says that
#28
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Don't drink that ****. Horrible for you...give one reason why someone would drink that...it doesnt taste good, poeple think that bcause everyone else says that

woah calm down there lol its not like its poison or something
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#29
Quote by mitchellator
Don't drink that ****. Horrible for you...give one reason why someone would drink that...it doesnt taste good, poeple think that bcause everyone else says that

Alcohol is bad for you too

and Millions of people Drink it and have Great lives

so calm down

The steven Seagal Drink is only good for you
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#32
Quote by mitchellator
Don't drink that ****. Horrible for you...give one reason why someone would drink that...it doesnt taste good, poeple think that bcause everyone else says that

I like the taste of it. Sorry I didn't know you were the judge of what tastes good and what doesn't.
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#34
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best energy drink is "water": a clear, refreshing substance that doesn't taste like cough medicine or rehydration fluid


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#35
Bloody hell. He didn't sell any of his **** records, so now he's moved on to endorsing energy drinks!!
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#37
i'm surprised no ones mentioned Relentless yet, god i'm addicted to that stuff lol
#38
Quote by hightension01
Alcohol is bad for you too

and Millions of people Drink it and have Great lives

so calm down

The steven Seagal Drink is only good for you


Its obvious that alchohol is bad, and i wasnt talking about that.

Kids are more oblivious to how good they are for you, none of that taurine or gaurine or whatever is good for you, and im not some health nut.

Taurine is just artificial bull bile, and how can that be good for you?
They raise your heart rate and then when you have one when you excersive it goes up more