#1
Ok so my parents are gone for an entire week
I call upon my fellow pit members what do you suggest I do?
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#2
gravity bong out of your entire house
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#3
If you really have to ask this kind of a question, I'm not sure if you should be allowed to do anything.
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#4
hotbox the entire house

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#7
Party. When mine leave I just walk around naked for a week.
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#8
put a whole bunch of weed in your fireplace and close it off, then go the roof and throw a match down there and bingo! Giant bong
#9
Have a girl over. Have friends spend the night. Ermmm.. Do NOT throw a party, that always ends up badly..

I'll get back to you with more ideas if I think of any ones people won't say already.
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If you really have to ask this kind of a question, I'm not sure if you should be allowed to do anything.


you really have a point with that one....

but you could get 100 people, 8 kegs, and a brick o' weed and have a rager
#13
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Have a girl over. Have friends spend the night. Ermmm.. Do NOT throw a party, that always ends up badly..



'Have a girl spend the night', is more like it.
#14
A lot of hookers!
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#15
Can anybody say....

4-DAY KICK-ASS PARTY!!?!?!?!?!

Only 4 days because you'll need three to clean up.

Also, charge a dollar or two at the door, that way you'll have money to pay for anything broken/booze.
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#16
What you do is just have a just a few people over and get an absurd amount of beer. Then what you do is drink. You drink all week. Don't stop. From the morning, into the night, back into the morning and repeat until your parents come back. It would also probably be in your best interest to bake the entire house out.
But seriously, only have a few people over if you have a party, like 10-15 people at most. That way its still a good time, but it doesn't get too chaotic and **** doesn't get broken. And theres not tons of cars to get the attention of your neighbors.
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#17
well the first thing you do,

is get a pirate costume, actually, nvm, im not gonna use that one again.

see how many booby-traps you can build into your house in that week, that your parents will fall into when they get back,

some ideas, take the frame off of their bed, and place beer bottles under each corner of the box spring, then remake the bed like usual, then when they lay on it, the bottles will break, and throw them on the floor,

put a bunch of baking soda inside of your ketchup bottle the day they get back, then make some food that will require ketchup, the baking soda will react with the vinegar in the ketchup, and cause it to spray like crazy when they open the bottle,

to avoid a wall of text, thats it for now, ill post more later if i think of any.

bottom line, booby trap the house = win.
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Party. When mine leave I just walk around naked for a week.



This.


In fact, have a naked party.
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#19
why are you asking? isnt it obvious? invite all your friends, have them all pitch in to buy a **** load of bud, and smoke like youve never smoked before
#20
Quote by TooFast
Party. When mine leave I just walk around naked for a week.


That's actually the first thing I did on my first day today. Sadly I can't think of anything else to do....
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#21
You could also trip for a week straight. Get a weeks supply of mushrooms or acid and enjoy.
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Bon Jovi can just **** off really.

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#22
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why are you asking? isnt it obvious? invite all your friends, have them all pitch in to buy a **** load of bud, and smoke like youve never smoked before


I dunno I guess I just want to do something a little bit more out of the ordinary.
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#25
You could watch The Simpsons for a week straight. It's physically possible.
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#26
party like its 19*9
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#27
Fap, then recreate 2 girls 1 cup, then fap while watching the film you just made
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#28
girlfriend? if so, **** all week. and drink
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#29
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You could watch The Simpsons for a week straight. It's physically possible.

i call bs. maybe on the old episodes, but the ones that are coming out today, i think he would kill himself on the 2nd day. anyways, you should do this

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=v0xDrE4SVOA
#30
...fap, of course. in every single room, on every single object.
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#32
Go on myspace and invite people from all across the nation.....people will drive for hours to come to ur party....idiots
#33
Just get plastered a lot and have girls do you lots of sexual favors in your parents bed.
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#34
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i call bs. maybe on the old episodes, but the ones that are coming out today, i think he would kill himself on the 2nd day. anyways, you should do this

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=v0xDrE4SVOA


Let's see, 20min per episode
3x20=1hr
3x24=72
72x5=360 episodes

Last episode = Treehouse of Horror XVI. Saved yourself from the abomination that is Marge's Son Poisoning.
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#36
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gravity bong out of your entire house

Dude.. that would mean you'd have to flood your entire house with water, then flood it out. Believe me, I just smoked out of my gravity bong like 5 minuts ago, I would know bro.
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