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answer the UGers question above you and post a question

only would you rather questions... obviously

would you rather be a ninja or a pirate

would you rather be blind or hideously ugly
grok it.


Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
First one i cant decide, and id rather be blind unless i was a hermit.

would you rather be ginger or have syphilis?
Blind, then i could play like Jeff Healy

Would you rather lose an eye or a finger

Guitars - Fender Deluxe Player Strat, Squier Affinity Strat, Ibanez TCM - 50

Amps - Fender Blues Deluxe

Effects - Boss ME-50

Other - Banjo

Jazz Is not music, Its a way of life
lose my pinky on my right hand.

would you rather be Batman or Spiderman... keeping in my Batman has no actually power but he is obscenely rich
finger. You don't need your pinky, IMO.
Owner of the Murder, She Wrote club
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Oh, finish the guitar, then spill whiskey and coffee on it. Lock in dank basement for several years, enjoy.

don't forget feces. i always get that on my axe somehow.
Batman. I like money and I hate spiders.

Would you rather nail your hand to a roof or shoot yourself in the foot with a pistol?
Commit Killacide

Would you rather blargeh or blergah
Member of 7-string Legion
Wields S7320

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would u rather be black(if ur white. white, if ur anything else lol) or handcapped?
edit:drink piss.
UG's condensed package of adrenaline

i am not liable for anything stated above
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would you rather live in a house with thousands of nake women but you have no penis, or have sex with only one mega-ugly woman your whole life
House with naked women.

Would you rather listen to slinknot or limp bizkit for the rest of your life?

would u rather not have self love for a year ornot be able to listen to music for a year?
No love.

Would you rather swim through a pool of chunky (like salsa) vaginal period juice or explosive diarrhoea (you had corn last night)?
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I'd rather listen to my parents having sex than LCD Soundsystem.

Would you rather have sex with a fat man or fat woman?
UG Republican

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I'm dissapointed by the lack of penis.

If anyone sigs that, i'll fucking kill them.

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And I enjoy Katy Perry's music.

I swear to god nobody better sig this or else imma kill them
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Would you rather have sex with a fat man or fat woman?


Would you rather eat broken glass or semen?
oprah(then say she raped me and settle out of court for some money..)

would you rather go sky diving or clif jumping??
Sky Diving

Would you rather jump off a 2 story building or get in a bad car accident?
Fear the Evil Chainsaw Wielding Penguin...
Hannah Montana

Would you rather star in a "parody movie" or on a cheesy soap opera?
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and my mom then told me to masturbate more.

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Big burly men grunting without shirts on pretty much summed up my childhood.

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more look like?
Parody movie.

Kill a thousand to save the one you truely love


kill your love to save a thousand
I would drink a pint of piss pretending is was salt water.

Would you rather eat a:

tablespoon of ear wax, or a 1/4 cup of nose crusties?

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

rather speak like yoda or breath like darth vader?

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Rap is music,far better than metal for example. id much rather hear about hoes and anal sex than dragons and supressed homosexuality.

would you rather watch a porno with your parents, or watch a pornob starring your parents?
You are now blinking manually

If you had to piss while driving...would you rather piss in a can and risk cutting your ding-dong, or piss out the window and risk a cop seeing you?
Fender Hot Rod Deluxe
Gibson Faded V
Warmoth Strat copy
Epiphone Hummingbird (FS!!)
Ibanez SR400QM
Fender BXR100
Reggae Bass Covers mahn!!!

Piss with the cop seeing me.. i dont want to lose my ding-dong

Would you rather snitch or gossip?
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RSOB and Gavs must have a great relationship to be able to sleep around so much
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Yeah, it's pretty flexible. Like gavz.

Likes to play thread games, also!

well there both males but i'd have 2 say maths....... eeewww......

would u rather die a virgin or die knowing u dropped out of school and failed at everything and r a complete fail. fail or virgin....
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Would you rather be a dog or a cat?
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