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#2
Nice shoes wanna fuck?
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze


Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#5
can i touch you??? 60% of the time it works everytime
your once gentle words are bleeding from my eyes ,screams of terror now fill my every breath...
#6
Hey i have booze and weed
I don't have an STD
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#7
Quote by Thrash n' Burn
Did you fall from heaven babe?

'Cause it looks like you hit the pavement.

Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze


Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#11
Why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll just talk about the first thing that pops up?
Gear:
PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#12
Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause i can see myself in them.
Roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees bitch and do what you're told.
Those pants look great, but they would look even better on the floor.
and i sit and wonder, falling under .
#15
Hi, I'm a fourteen year old virgin and I know all kinds of pick up lines, but obviously none of them are going to work. Do you appreciate my honesty and take pity on me? No? Okay.

*moves on to the next women, and the next, and the next until he finds a slut.*
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#16
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Hi, I'm a fourteen year old virgin and I know all kinds of pick up lines, but obviously none of them are going to work. Do you appreciate my honesty and take pity on me? No? Okay.

*moves on to the next women, and the next, and the next until he finds a slut. my grandma*

Fixed.


#17
Quote by Broken_Drum
Fixed.



I've told you my grandmas stories?
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#20
is that a keg in ur pants ?cause i wanna tap that
your once gentle words are bleeding from my eyes ,screams of terror now fill my every breath...
#21
oh yeah
Realistic things work

Secretly Stick a Sticky note on her back


*walks up to her back and taps her on shoulder*
hey you got something on your back

Works

SERIOUSLY
#22
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
#23
Quote by hightension01
oh yeah
Realistic things work

Secretly Stick a Sticky note on her back


*walks up to her back and taps her on shoulder*
hey you got something on your back

Works

SERIOUSLY
What do you write on teh sticky note...
#24
You'll do.
Quote by Teh Forest King
A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#25
Quote by FRDesign
What do you write on teh sticky note...

it doesent matter

it just makes it easy to start Conversation
#26
If you were written in Java, you'd be the object of my desire.

If you were written in C, you'd have a pointer to my heart.
#32
Quote by Thrash n' Burn
Did you fall from heaven babe?

'Cause it looks like you hit the pavement.



fully gonna use this.
#36
Hi, you're really pretty and It would be awesome if you touched my penis.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#38
I play bass.

Never Fails.
Gear
Peavy Basic 60 bass amp
Fender American Precison W/Quarter pounders
SX SPJ-62
Acoustic B100
SX SJB-75 LTD NA
#39
Hi, would u like it if My Penis is Godzilla and ur pussy is Japan
My Gear

Fender 2006 Highway 1 Stratocaster with SD Hot rails on Bridge
ESP LTD F-104 Bass
Roland Cube 30
Boss 0D 20 Overdrive/Distortion Pedal
Dunlop Cry Baby Wah
#40
Have you ever kissed a bunny between its ears?


No


*outfolds white jean pockets*


Want to?
UG Republican

Quote by Moggan13
I'm dissapointed by the lack of penis.

If anyone sigs that, i'll fucking kill them.


Quote by xyz66
YES!!!

And I enjoy Katy Perry's music.


I swear to god nobody better sig this or else imma kill them
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