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#1
OK boys and girls, lets have a battle rap you have to make a verse of no more then 8 lines dissing the guy/girl above you

Example:
You fat bitch titted anime fan
Who gets raped everyday by the mail man
The rent your Mama cant afford
was paid by sex with the land lord
You watch pokemon hentai
while making love to apple pie
You have no friends
and uhh nobody likes you

*******************************
Yea it mite be stale but its just an example and dont forget to throw in

Uh yea, peace out, word, etc. at the end
#2
Who the hell do you think you are?
Never heard of using the searchbar?
But don't let my rhyming get you mislead.
I'm just here to say /thread
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#3
What the **** kind of name is "B.A.T."?
With a name like that you can't say **** against me!
And besides, rap battles are ****ing gay!
Why am I posting this **** anyway?
Ahh well, **** it, I guess I'll drop some lines
Though this **** will definitely not go off like a field of mines
'Cause I really ****ing suck at this ****!
Uhh, I don't think I actually got the point of it.
#4
this thread is full of fail
im gunna post this and im gunna bail
cuz this thread sucks
ur real bad at making threads
go to the grocery store and pick up some bread.


edit: nice one glimson
UG's condensed package of adrenaline

i am not liable for anything stated above
▼ but he is ▼
#5
this is the stupidest topic I've ever read,
whoever the TS is should be dead,
I agree with glimsom, who's up overhead,
All I have to say is /thread.
If you break a world speed record for a video game, are you a winner, or just someone who REALLY needs to go outside?

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My favorite Pokemon is still Dave Mustaine.
#6
Quote by gh0sthack
What the **** kind of name is "B.A.T."?
With a name like that you can't say **** against me!
And besides, rap battles are ****ing gay!
Why am I posting this **** anyway?
Ahh well, **** it, I guess I'll drop some lines
Though this **** will definitely not go off like a field of mines
'Cause I really ****ing suck at this ****!
Uhh, I don't think I actually got the point of it.



/thread
#8
omfg lol brb
You are reported, but not really
I bet you still fap to the pink power ranger
and talk to old men tho you know 'bout stranger danger
'cause you're out on the street and looking for your fix
of bestiality and the old man's bits
and your secret porn fetishes get gradually stranger
from donkeys and cars to fapping with a razor
#9
Quote by Glimsom
Who the hell do you think you are?
Never heard of using the searchbar?
But don't let my rhyming get you mislead.
I'm just here to say /thread



Ye, ye.... Spartan... in da house...
Hey Glimson, you's a funny guy
Haha I think you made the TS cry
Oh well, it's natural selection I guess
I've made some bad threads too I must confess
Ye, ye.... Spartan... in da house...


Edit:
Woah, it appears I'm am mad late, yo
And I didn't even follow the topic fo' sho'
It all makes sense
We're capable of beauty
Through sounds that make on cringe
The dogs only hear us now

Last edited by spartan 118 at Jul 28, 2008,
#10
Quote by gh0sthack
What the **** kind of name is "B.A.T."?
With a name like that you can't say **** against me!
And besides, rap battles are ****ing gay!
Why am I posting this **** anyway?
Ahh well, **** it, I guess I'll drop some lines
Though this **** will definitely not go off like a field of mines
'Cause I really ****ing suck at this ****!
Uhh, I don't think I actually got the point of it.


Why do you swear in every sentence you say?
If you ask me I think it's rather gay
Yeah that's right, I called you a homo
If you think you're so smart go do a soduko
#11
Rofls at soulflyv
If you break a world speed record for a video game, are you a winner, or just someone who REALLY needs to go outside?

Quote by AdemaOnYourHead
My favorite Pokemon is still Dave Mustaine.
#12
rap is not poetry or even art,
part with your ideas, that sucked from the start,
agressive? i'm uninterested,
evolution is supposed to be progressive,
it sees it missed you out,
out in the cold, you'll do what you're told,
and i think as you hang with your "hoes"
you'll realise this thread is getting closed.
#13
the **** hit the fan
this thread should be banned
ill ask u this once
Ts did this go to plan
oh noes...
your thread will get closed
you should just know
your e penis is tiny.
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Wow.

This is deep
.
Was the pun intended?
Actually no

E-married to Nikki82
#14
Quote by spartan 118
Ye, ye.... Spartan... in da house...
Hey Glimson, you's a funny guy
Haha I think you made the TS cry
Oh well, it's natural selection I guess
I've made some bad threads too I must confess
Ye, ye.... Spartan... in da house...



Where the hell have you been mate?
The Spartans were killed in the bc of 38.
Your race were girls, you met with a curtsy,
The Persians are coming and I am Xerxes.
You grip you sword, while I make history,
See that? Ya blink and ya miss me,
And **** your lasers, coz I'm the Elite,
and the Covenant is here to show you the meaning of defeat.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by dannyniceboy
I consider myself to be really intelligent and I've gotten into a fight coz this kid thought it was nasty to put sour cream on enchiladas.


Quote by Minkaro
The fact that I went TOO high singing a Darkness song on Singstar


DARK RED TEAM
#15
this trhead is so fail it's not even funny,
I should be at work cause I'm all out of money,
but instead I'm here reading the rap,
my opinion is this, that all rap is crap,
not just some, like the new kind, that's all about a$$,
but even the old, that's about smoking grass,
and driving in cars most of us can't afford,
which that's what I drive, I drive a ford.
so here's to rap, I hope all goes well,
I'll have fun rocking whilst you burn in hell.
If you break a world speed record for a video game, are you a winner, or just someone who REALLY needs to go outside?

Quote by AdemaOnYourHead
My favorite Pokemon is still Dave Mustaine.
#16
Quote by mcrocks
this trhead is so fail it's not even funny,
I should be at work cause I'm all out of money,
but instead I'm here reading the rap,
my opinion is this, that all rap is crap,
not just some, like the new kind, that's all about a$$,
but even the old, that's about smoking grass,
and driving in cars most of us can't afford,
which that's what I drive, I drive a ford.
so here's to rap, I hope all goes well,
I'll have fun rocking whilst you burn in hell.


Mate I'm so sorry, it's over eight lines,
You know what that means, you forfeit the prize,
Now back to my spiel about weird porno stuff
Have you even seen a chick take a guy's head in the muff?
I mean, not just a little, but the whole damn thing,
I saved it last week for the lulz that it brings,
and now I must diss you, as part of the thread,
Your mum's a good cook, and gives really good BREAD MUFFINS OUT AT OFFICE FUNCTIONS
Last edited by soulflyV at Jul 28, 2008,
#17
Quote by yeoman125
rap is not poetry or even art,
part with your ideas, that sucked from the start,
agressive? i'm uninterested,
evolution is supposed to be progressive,
it sees it missed you out,
out in the cold, you'll do what you're told,
and i think as you hang with your "hoes"
you'll realise this thread is getting closed.


Let me ask you a question
Is your dislike of rap just mindless aggression
Or is it because the girls at school never gave you attention?
#18
Quote by 12Jim34
Why do you swear in every sentence you say?
If you ask me I think it's rather gay
Yeah that's right, I called you a homo
If you think you're so smart go do a soduko

What can I say? I'm not accustomed to rap;
The atmosphere turns my diction to crap
But to link diction to sexual orientation,
That just shows a lack of education!
I never implied I was smart, where'd you draw that correlation?
I'm guessing it was just an act of desperation.
I hope that when we're done with these dealings
There won't be any hard feelings.
#19
Quote by soulflyV
Mate I'm so sorry, it's over eight lines,
You know what that means, you forfeit the prize,
Now back to my spiel about weird porno stuff
Have you even seen a chick take a guy's head in the muff? see *
I mean, not just a little, but the whole damn thing,
I saved it last week for the lulz that it brings,
and now I must diss you, as part of the thread,
Your mum's a good coock, and gives really good BREAD MUFFINS OUT AT OFFICE FUNCTIONS see #


* Yes... :p

# DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
If you break a world speed record for a video game, are you a winner, or just someone who REALLY needs to go outside?

Quote by AdemaOnYourHead
My favorite Pokemon is still Dave Mustaine.
#20
Well, this thread = epic fail,
And yes, B.A.T., it is very stale,
So why ever bother with threads such as this,
When all people do is take the piss?
Give up now. Go home (or to your "hood")
Just stop with the crap - do The Pit some good!
And when you're gone, people will rejoice,
Saying "threads such as this? What a bad choice",
And like others before me have already said,
(Yes i know it's clichéd, but still) "/thread".
#21
Quote by TheWickerMan666
Well, this thread = epic fail,
And yes, B.A.T., it is very stale,
So why ever bother with threads such as this,
When all people do is take the piss?
Give up now. Go home (or to your "hood")
Just stop with the crap - do The Pit some good!
And when you're gone, people will rejoice,
Saying "threads such as this? What a bad choice",
And like others before me have already said,
(Yes i know it's clichéd, but still) "/thread".


Now what is all this that I'm starting to hear,
about stale thread bullshit, I think I smell FEAR,
You think this is over, but it's certainly not,
'Cause what you've seen of me, ain't half what I've got,
You're delinquent, a fool, who can't follow thread rules,
the mental capacity of a child who pees in the pool,
and to top it all off, you use "epic fail",
yet the only contact you get, is the bills in the mail.
#22
Quote by soulflyV
Now what's all this that I'm starting to hear,
about stale thread bullshit, I think I smell FEAR,
You think this is over, but it's certainly not,
What you've seen of me, ain't half what I've got,
You're delinquent, a fool, who can't follow thread rules,
the mental capacity of a child who pees in the pool,
and to top it all off, you use "epic fail",
yet the only contact you get, is the bills in the mail.



soulflyV, you are my new God...
All bow to this God!
If you break a world speed record for a video game, are you a winner, or just someone who REALLY needs to go outside?

Quote by AdemaOnYourHead
My favorite Pokemon is still Dave Mustaine.
#24
One for Hurt, one for sorrow
it's now that your true colours really show
i can help but think, you're on the brink
but i'll still carry on, cos' this thread is strong
it doesn't deserve to be in the bin
cos' soulflyV's posts are full of win!
Bam
#25
You fags got nothing on me
Your all tools of society
Your just a rat on a sinking ship
or fat 30 year old with no dick
You all cant help but reply
Even if you just want me to die
So take your hypocrisy and shove it
Cause after all I can post anything random in the pit

suck it bitches
#26
Quote by soulflyV



This thread is becoming very one sided, though.

Bring on the challengers.

[/EGO]



I accept your challenge SoulflyV,
coz you definitely aint got nothing on me,
from your work, it's clear to see,
you suck more than Godfather Part Three.

Now here comes my second verse,
and I warn you it's quite perverse,
Your guitar playing is **** as can be,
And Brisbane aint got **** on Sydney.
Quote by dannyniceboy
I consider myself to be really intelligent and I've gotten into a fight coz this kid thought it was nasty to put sour cream on enchiladas.


Quote by Minkaro
The fact that I went TOO high singing a Darkness song on Singstar


DARK RED TEAM
#27
Quote by B.A.T.
You fags got nothing on me
Your all tools of society
Your just a rat on a sinking ship
or fat 30 year old with no dick
You all cant help but reply
Even if you just want me to die
So take your hypocrisy and shove it
Cause after all I can post anything random in the pit

suck it bitches


Now who let you out of the naughty corner?
Too bad your girl left, cause your sex really bored her,
You've got nought better to do, than hang out in the Pit,
start a up rap thread, end up just talking shit,
Why not post the pear? Get yourself banned for a bit,
Go out and see the world, get off yo momma's tits,
So strop trying antagonize me motherfucker,
You've woken up the beast, now duck and run for cover

EDIT:
Quote by IncubusMan999
I accept your challenge SoulflyV,
coz you definitely aint got nothing on me,
from your work, it's clear to see,
you suck more than Godfather Part Three.

Now here comes my second verse,
and I warn you it's quite perverse,
Your guitar playing is **** as can be,
And Brisbane aint got **** on Sydney.



I don't mean to be rude, but Incubus just plain suck,
They sound worse than cancer patients being backed onto by a truck,
And if you think my guitar playing really blows a goat,
It's cause I am a bass player, and I don't mean to gloat,
But bassists do it deeper, get your girl to testify,
Now step up to the plate, I'll hang your rhymes all out to dry,
They're wet just like your bed when you saw Jurassic Park Part 3,
that shiit was boring and so tame, I gave it 1 star out of 3.


Meh, I give up now, I have school in the morning dammit, so I let Incubusman999 take over as rap battle god.
Last edited by soulflyV at Jul 28, 2008,
#28
hah guns n roses much?

Yo i smoke fools like i smoke weed
I rape your sister then leave her to bleed
You dont wanna mess with me
cuz ur pants are already drenched in pee
So quit pretending you a contender
Your dream guitar is a ****ty ass fender
You seem to have a big vocabulary
hah thats if you were 3

uh wat yea thats rite
#29
Quote by soulflyV



Meh, I give up now, I have school in the morning dammit, so I let Incubusman999 take over as rap battle god.



Ha I have school soon as well, so I'm retiring now as well. We'll continue this tommorrow, Soulfly!
Quote by dannyniceboy
I consider myself to be really intelligent and I've gotten into a fight coz this kid thought it was nasty to put sour cream on enchiladas.


Quote by Minkaro
The fact that I went TOO high singing a Darkness song on Singstar


DARK RED TEAM
#31
so the majority of UG hates raps/thinks its easy but rhymes like Dr. Seuss
fck.
#33
Quote by soulflyV



This thread is becoming very one sided, though.

Bring on the challengers.

[/EGO]


You live in australia
This means you're a failure
And like the taste and feel of sheep genetalia
#34
short, to the point, and funny not bad lol but can you handle

You drilled a hole in your wall cuz u cant find a girl
When the doctor saw ur face he was gonna hurl
Your dad is pedo and your mom is *****
and your fav bestiality porno features boars
Now dont think you can roll with all da gangsters
cuz after all your just a sperm dumpster
so step off and get back to your hole
your like the Japanese got no soul

haha SP reference
#35
Quote by Foo'
You live in australia
This means you're a failure
And like the taste and feel of sheep genetalia


Genetalia? Shit you can't spell!
Your worse then a clerk from taco bell
Australia's down under,
Your up here,
Dissin' over the internet, ain't that a little queer?
Your line equals 3, 8 is meant to be.
Now grow up, run along, get outta this thread
my 8 lines are up, my words have been said.
#36
Quote by dandadog
Genetalia? Shit you can't spell!
Your worse then a clerk from taco bell
Australia's down under,
Your up here,
Dissin' over the internet, ain't that a little queer?
Your line equals 3, 8 is meant to be.
Now grow up, run along, get outta this thread
my 8 lines are up, my words have been said.


smooth, man
looks like you got a plan,
soulflys rhymes are excellent
he rap better than the jiggaman
yep B A T
he cant touch on me
i would say im sorry
he hes commited rap suicide already
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Quote by Carl6661
Quote by chs170
Wow.

This is deep
.
Was the pun intended?
Actually no

E-married to Nikki82
#37
What you want to get in a duel?
Cause my fanny pack rules the school?
Cause my fanny pack is really cool?
Or cause your a fanny pack fool?
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You disgust me.


Quote by jack_off_joel
bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


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I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#38
Okay bub
I know you trouble walkin around with all that flub
I know you're trying to get slim and lose the weight
but you'll always be as big as en elephant in a crate
I got four more lines to make fun of you
But I don't really have anything left ot say or do
so with that I bid you
a due
Quote by 20cdndollars
You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#39
Quote by Glimsom
Who the hell do you think you are?
Never heard of using the searchbar?
But don't let my rhyming get you mislead.
I'm just here to say /thread

Rofl. Win

and for mine

You say your names floppypick
but you have a really floppy dick
stop tryna act like a prick
or il chop of your floppy dick
and cut it up with your pick
then you wont have a dick
you silly prick
go suck a dick
Setup..:
Fender Roadhouse Strat
Fender Hotrod Deluxe amp
BOSS DS-2
Dunlop Jimi Hendrix Crybaby Wah
Last edited by KennySG at Jul 28, 2008,
#40
Quote by floppypick
Okay bub
I know you trouble walkin around with all that flub
I know you're trying to get slim and lose the weight
but you'll always be as big as en elephant in a crate
I got four more lines to make fun of you
But I don't really have anything left ot say or do
so with that I bid you
a due


nigga i'm sorry to inform you but your rhymes is slop. just stop.
snap, crackle, pop. come back when your balls drop.
see my rhymes be villainous, chillin' us, illin' us
you're like the rap equivalent of andy milonakis
so i ain't here asking shit, but nigga i'm fucking telling
go back to grammar school and learn some proper fuckin' spelling
and i'll be fuckin' ya moms, show ya what the fuck a whore is
while you cry and masturbate and thumb through your thesaurus.

peace.
#DTWD