#1
A guy flew toSydney
fromBrisbane.
We gotHim hammered and now hes passed out!

Alreadycoloured his face in texta, now what?

NO BUTTSECKZ OR TEA BAGGING
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#2
Take his wallet, and buy more booze for when he wakes up, then the pranks the pit gives you, may be used longer!
As I always say: "Rawr"
#3
Butt.... bagging...?
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#5
do a kartman!

KARTMAN MADE BEST PRANK EVER

he put butters penis in his mouth. EMULATE KARTMAN AND PUT HIS PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH and you will be the prank god. Everyone will respect you
In Thirteen Seconds
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#6
Fill a condom with flour and water.

Leave to hang from his underwear (Near his crack).

Empty a jar of vaseline and leave beside him.

*Optional* Use something to poke his a-hole to leave in some kind of pain...
#7
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Fill a condom with flour and water.

Leave to hang from his underwear (Near his crack).

Empty a jar of vaseline and leave beside him.

*Optional* Use something to poke his a-hole to leave in some kind of pain...


Do that but put a massive hole into the condom and say that i broke while he was ****ing this hot chick and now she's probably pregnant.
#8
Fill his boxers with 1 dollar bills and broken condoms.
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#9
shave 1 one his eyebrows. they take like a month to grow back
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'cause now we like to make
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#11
at nitro.

TS, make some ice lollies... except fill one with your own piss.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#12
there was something white on his bottom lip
In Thirteen Seconds
It's been thirteen seconds
since you all last said
i've become the apparition
You predicted for my death


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#14
shaving foam in his hands, when he wakes up the first thing he's gonna do is put his hand to his head, then you never actually did anything to him, he did it to himself.

Move him outside.

Drawing willies on them is always funny.
#15
Take a piss in his mouth, and leave a glass full of semen near him !!
#16
Get a glass of water, and walk behind him and fake a sneeze whilst pouring it on his neck.

Then just comment on how that was a great sneeze, and it contained a lot of phlegm etc.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#17
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Butt.... bagging...?

That reminds me of this video. This dude was screwing a girl in her vagina and all the sudden stuffed his balls in her butt and butt-bagged her.
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#18
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This must be the work of Jigglypuff.

>.>

<.<

hahahah i lol'd
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#19
put his hand in warm water
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#20
put him somewhere he can't get out of when he wakes up. I will scare/confuse the hell out of him once he does.

Why look a man in the eye when you can shoot him in the back?

If you can't convince them; confuse them.


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#21
stick a condom halfway up his ass !


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#23
Lick his face. Or better yet pritt-stick lego blocks to his face.
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