#2
What's her name?
“Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve.”


-Max Planck

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#4
I love that you get cold when it is 71 degrees out.
I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich.
I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose
when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts.

I love that after I spend day with you,
I can still smell your perfume on my clothes.
And I love that you are the last person
I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night.
And it’s not because I’m lonely,
and it’s not because it’s New Year’s Eve.


I came here tonight because when you realize
you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody,
you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
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So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#6
Roses are red, Violets are purple,
You aren't my biological mum, so give me a shlurple.

You can thank me later.
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#7
Quote by dr.rock666
she wants a poem


tell her to ask nicely, geez
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Captainjack666
the lord of sexyness...
#9
You are now 36.
next year you'll be 37.
im still upset about that one time
you caught me with a guy named kevin.
#10
Quote by mikko_9119
I love that you get cold when it is 71 degrees out.
I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich.
I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose
when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts.

I love that after I spend day with you,
I can still smell your perfume on my clothes.
And I love that you are the last person
I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night.
And it’s not because I’m lonely,
and it’s not because it’s New Year’s Eve.


I came here tonight because when you realize
you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody,
you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.


I don't think so. He isn't dating his stepmom

get a mothersday poem and change it around a bit
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Unless you're sure she likes you, telling her you like her has a 110% chance of failing.

But hey, at least you have a 10% chance of absolutely guaranteeing failure.
#11
Give her an apple, everybody likes apples!
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long hair is cool mate

haircuts are for people in concentration camp
#12
Quote by British_Steal
I don't think so. He isn't dating his stepmom

get a mothersday poem and change it around a bit

its not dating totally... it's just saying that he wants to be by his step-moms side forever... like a good son should be
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#15
Quote by maggot9779
You're turning 36
Now get back in the kitchen.

Simple and gets the job done I think.


I like this lol, but in all seriousness we don't know your step Mom so the poem has to come from you really.
#16
Quote by Thescottsman
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you got your tubes tied
maybe my dad would f*** you

I have no idea why but I can't stop laughing.
#17
my stepmioms a bioch so if i made a poem id be someyhing generic like

"roses are red,
voilets are blue,
your a bitch,
so f**k you"

you know normal stuff
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damn. can't you get your girlfrie...
nevermind.
Right now you're offending at least 75% of the Pit.


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#18
Jesus Christ...

You'd think musicians would have some sort of ****ing creativity.

Write your own God damned poem, otherwise it's completely meaningless.
#19
Quote by Thescottsman
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you got your tubes tied
maybe my dad would f*** you

LMAO! I'm gonna use that one for my step mom here soon.
Music is life, dont ever forget it!

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#20
Quote by mikko_9119
I love that you get cold when it is 71 degrees out.
I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich.
I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose
when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts.

I love that after I spend day with you,
I can still smell your perfume on my clothes.
And I love that you are the last person
I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night.
And it’s not because I’m lonely,
and it’s not because it’s New Year’s Eve.


I came here tonight because when you realize
you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody,
you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.



awesome!

Q#m
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B|--5--|
G|--7--|
D|--7--|x2586
A|--5--|
E|-----|


Play until she breaks up with you.

The most brutal band to ever exist is...

You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


-Sloppyjoe24
#21
is that long one from When Harry Met Sally?

EDIT: Oh yeah,
Violets are blue
So is the sky
I really hate you
So fuck off and die.
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#23
You're turning 36
Man, that really sucks
I'll take you to a hockey game
And you'll get hit by a puck



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AMERICA FTW!!!

lol jk we suck


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#24
Quote by mikko_9119
I love that you get cold when it is 71 degrees out.
I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich.
I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose
when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts.

I love that after I spend day with you,
I can still smell your perfume on my clothes.
And I love that you are the last person
I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night.
And it’s not because I’m lonely,
and it’s not because it’s New Year’s Eve.


I came here tonight because when you realize
you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody,
you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

Turk tried that and what happened to him? He got married the next day. Dude, not a good idea
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#25
Your stepmum's 36
I've heard she's the neighberhood whore
Your stepmum's 36
But why would anyone tap that when her tits are hitting the floor





Don't use that by the way.
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#26
Quote by Karvid
Turk tried that and what happened to him? He got married the next day. Dude, not a good idea


yeah, but carla got pissed when he did.

Q#m
e|--6--|
B|--5--|
G|--7--|
D|--7--|x2586
A|--5--|
E|-----|


Play until she breaks up with you.

The most brutal band to ever exist is...

You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


-Sloppyjoe24
#27
Roses Are Red
Violets Arent Blue (Cos Theyre Violet....)
In 1972 Your Mum did a poo
'Oh Shit' she said as out popped you.


thank me later.
#28
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Dad already ****ed you
So get out of bed

or

Roses are red
Ashes are black
Why is your front
As flat as your back?
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-"--"-



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#30
wtf...no one in this thread asked for pics?!?!?

So...pics?

It might inspire some creative words...
Stage Rig

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Clean/Drive/More Drive footswitch
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#31
Quote by sloppyjoe24
yeah, but carla got pissed when he did.

So his stepmom's gonna first beat the crap out of him and then marry him.

Still not a good idea
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#32
Quote by Karvid
Turk tried that and what happened to him? He got married the next day. Dude, not a good idea

No... thats a very good idea...


Theres nothing wrong with marrying your step-mom!
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#33
Quote by Karvid
So his stepmom's gonna first beat the crap out of him and then marry him.

Still not a good idea



what are you talking about? much lulz will ensue!

Q#m
e|--6--|
B|--5--|
G|--7--|
D|--7--|x2586
A|--5--|
E|-----|


Play until she breaks up with you.

The most brutal band to ever exist is...

You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


-Sloppyjoe24
#34
I read this in someones sig.

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

Perfect poem, and +1 for whoever has it in their sig.
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So I was wondering, are black people capable feeling love? I mean can their brains comprehend that kind of emotion, or are they not programmed that way.