#1
Basically, come up with some funny Captain Jack Sparrow style break-up or pick-up lines.

For example, this one is for the slut in your life that wants your body, but not your love:

I'd love to love your love-hole, but if I loved you lovingly, would you then love me?


****, I'm bored.


GO!
#3
yarrrgh
by me barnacles
im never gonna give you up
im never gonna let you down
im never gonna run around and desert thee

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Last edited by lyndon_93 at Jul 28, 2008,
#5
"Look, I'm wearing eyeliner. Wanna fuck?"

"I have a slightly drunken, wayward charm. Wanna fuck?"

Or, the simple, straightforward approach:
"Wanna fuck?"
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#9
You mean pirate ones?

"Would you mind if i fired me cannon in yer porthole?"
"I've sailed the 7 seas and that's the finest treasure chest i ever laid me eyes on"

and, my fave:
"D'you want t know why me roger is so jolly?"
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#11
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#12
its peanut butter jelly time, you get me?
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#15
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The ultimate piratical pick-up line:

"PREPARE TO BE BOARDED!"



hahaha, the only decent one
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#17
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']^ Win.

YAAARRR! Wench, bring me more wenches and mead!





"YARR! Would ye like to steer MY ship? She's a big one!"


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#24
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/caboose?r=75


The second definition


It's "kapyysi" in finnish.

So it is. However, caboose is obsolete as a nautical term and is now referred to as the galley, as food preparation above deck is a caboose, and we never see that happen in pirate films, it's always below deck, making it the galley
#25
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So it is. However, caboose is obsolete as a nautical term and is now referred to as the galley, as food preparation above deck is a caboose, and we never see that happen in pirate films, it's always below deck, making it the galley


Aaaaarrrrr... Thou makes a good point, but you eradicated all me wenches with that anal-ysis.
#27
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Maybe they were scared of my large cannon and it's balls.


Doesn't matter, since thanks to yee, the only holes on this ship belong to ourselves and the rum barrels.
#28
I'm so sodding drunk... Ye must know that zi haart of O. Bloom yis yin Keyra Kneightley haarse[the heart of Orlando Bloom is in Keira Knightley's a55]
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